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Chad Johnson
That feeling when you score in FIFA to take the lead in the 89th minute... RT @Katie_isFF: What is "sex"?
My love rant is over... My apologies
In a world where we must walk on egg shells & be pretentious robots I enjoy the freedom of being CHAD but apologize dearly for my mistakes.
I love life and everyone I've crossed paths with...
I love everyone I'm not following...
I love all my ex's & I'm confident that I'm STILL your best, some things just can't be replaced...
I love the 68 year old lady I'm sleeping w/ that works for the credit bureau that's responsible for my score being a 784...
I love Marvin Lewis & Hue Jackson...
I love Glenn Beck...
I love Crystal Bates...
I love Cari Champion...
I love Michelle Beadle...
I love everyone I'm following...
It's "You're" dammit, please use correct grammar when insulting reject NSYNC member.. RT @Steeves69: @ochocinco your a fuckin tool
French toast preferably boss RT @DustyMatthews: @ochocinco fair enough. I'll have you over for breakfast one day, pancakes?
I love you too Ryan & we are now buds, like Zac & Dave in the movie "Neighbors" RT @DustyMatthews: @ochocinco you are an idiot
I still love the two women who took my virginity unwillingly I might add in 1999..
Can someone please tell Colin Cowherd I fucking love him to death & look forward to enjoying cigars as we replay all his insults...
Top of the hour: @ somebody & tell them you love them. Anybody you know that doesn't like me please send them my love as well.
Axe "PEACE" shower gel is clutch...
I love you people & I don't care how you feel about me, I will verbally smother all of you fuckers w/ positivity & unwanted song lyrics...
Told the Walmart cashier I love him today. He said, "Who you think you are, @ochocinco? I love you too tho baby. Gimme yo number." Ha!
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Unbelievably the cold weather has disappeared today...
Great photo shop but my hand is pale... RT @mkmolnar: This is how @MilanLucicCFC17 vs @ochocinco would end #KOed pic.twitter.com/g9TeW82Dy4
They have no shame & don't care about my bowel movement or the succulent odor/odour in which I'm releasing...
I'm on the toilet at Target & there's a couple in the stall next to me imitating the coffee shop scene w/ Olivier Martinez & Diane Lane...
That's messed up man... RT @JamesRennick: Chad Johnson vs Lucic pic.twitter.com/n16waWcswp
The tweet was in reference to what I just did to them on NHL15 on Xbox One... RT @MisterMagri: @ochocinco Lucic and Chara would bundle you.
I'm on probation, can only travel w/ the team boss RT @lilduval: hey man I'm hurt u didn't come see me and Benji in buffalo this weekend
I'm 28-0 online on NHL15, where's the competition for crying out loud...
I'm an idiot that loves & adores you Jocey, never forget that. RT @joceyfofocey: @ochocinco you're an idiot.
Wants vs needs...
Budget & balance...
Nobody is enjoying life better than my ugly ass...
As NHL training camp approaches I want to suit up for the HABS so I can fight Chara & Lucic...
Ask the beautiful man RT @Barbie_Bates_: Im ready for love and to be loved, And I choose YOU baby, That's the 1 thing I'm sure of‼️‼️❤️❤️
📝 RT@Barbie_Bates__:@Dat_Bitch_Jayy 😳😳😳😳 He's beautifultwitpic.com/ebpp4qHdVwCukD
Damn RT @HockeyYogi: it depends if your current phone is on a US network or not. The iPhones here will be locked to Telus, Rogers and Bell.
iPhone 6 in a few days, being that I'm in Montreal would I have to wait till I'm in the states or will APPLE be able accommodate me here?
Less is more except during sex...
RT @RobHillSr: I'm loved!!! That's a blessing that I once took for granted... Never again!
Tell your boss you love him/her & show them this, laughter will get you a raise. youtu.be/1W8hsVvyKt4
That last tweet was corny but funny, nonetheless corny but still tickled my fancy but definitely not one of my best so it's corny...
Roses are red, violets are not fucking blue (but purple, if you only knew) I'm black & I love you...
There's an audience of ONE I'm trying to impress...
So many blessings on the other side of persistence...