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"The world is an oyster, but you don't crack it open on a mattress!" #deathofasalesman
How exactly does shoving "hummus, pasta with sauce, nuts, and raisins" up someone's ass produce intel? #TortureReport
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French Toast Crunch 2015!
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"Talk not to me of blasphemy, man; I'd strike the sun if it insulted me." #Ahab
"No judge is entitled to interpret an ink blot on the grounds that there might be something under it." #Bork #originalintent
3.74 GPA and 42 credits to go.
The soil, it appears, is suited to the seed, for it has sent its radicle downward, and it may now send its shoot upward also with confidence
"Too many cops are underachieving, low-IQ, GED types. Given power and demanding respect, having never learned how to earn it."
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BREAKING Mass arrests in time square for Eric Garner: via @YouTube
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Pro-tip: Use the quick boil of your Keurig machine with no cup for fast oatmeal prep. #lifehacks
Th man who does not believe that each day contains an earlier, more sacred, and auroral hour than he has yet profaned, has despaired of life
The ego crashing into the world, either escaping from it or finally making its place by dint of conflict in it. You only have two choices.
Obama's executive amnesty? #CrimingWhileWhite
Our moods do not believe in eachother.
The intellect is a cleaver; it discerns and rifts its way into the secret of things. #thoreau
Memo to @HerbalifeTRUTH: Smart crooks always "give back" so they can steal more. $HLF
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Cunning is reason without virtue and is the cause of every evil in man. #am
I slipped a noose about its neck and hung it to the limb of a tree; [...] — hung it because I knew that it had loved me. #Poe #TheBlackCat
We loved with a love that was more than love—I and my #AnnabelLee— With a love that the wingèd seraphs of Heaven—Coveted her and me. #poe
That makes a poem — a thought so passionate and alive, that, like the spirit of a plant or an animal, it has an architecture of its own.
Words are signs of natural facts. #emerson
Twitter should introduce a very low chance, with each retweet, that the tweet will mutate slightly
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Walmart (revenue $476 billion) still hasn't paid us a $7K fine for the death of a worker on Black Friday 2008.…
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Her nipples had eyelashes and I was not impressed.
"I always look forward to your work because you present new and interesting things with well-supported information." #thanksprof
Judges have the best job in the world. Come in at 9 and immediately go on break. No one cares. #judiciary
Why can't the plea bargain process take place over the phone? #thewait
Gold Repatriation Stunner: Dutch Central Bank Secretly Withdrew 122 Tons Of Gold From The New York Fed…
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"The ear is the best reader" - #robertfrost
If I have to hear one more person tell me about the "secrets" of quantum mechanics when they couldn't finish high school, I'm gonna die.
I will not die; it's the world that will end.
New discovery today: you can actually read while watching bad movies and follow both.
A plan broken up into as many parts as there are heads in the mob, loses all homogeneity, and thereby becomes unintelligible and impossible.
Motivated by the pang that sits everyday inside of your chest; that same pain being a reflection of the amount of love that you possess. #pp
The TSA has spent $900 million in the past 5 years on Behavior Detection Officers to identify high-risk passengers - They've caught 0 people
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But in the right to eat the bread, without leave of anybody else, which his own hand earns, he is my equal and the equal of every living man
"The proper sphere for all human beings is the largest and highest which they are able to attain to." - Harriet Taylor Mill
Seems the only argument for Hillary as President remains the fact that her genitals are on the inside of her body. #checkyourprivilege
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Sorry for my lack of tweets lately #endofterm
#World stock panic triggered by #Yellen's stupid policy of ending #QE3 without an anti-speculation & Eco recovery program #SeizeTheFed
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Why does @TimWBurton insist on remaking the classics? Leave my childhood alone! #spoonfullofsugar
Dallas Hospital Worker Tests Positive For Ebola In First Person-To-Person Transmission On US Soil…
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We've tricked the pigs into thinking that this auction is a pageant. #etid
I can't understand the logic of sending troops to "fight" ebola... what the hell does that mean? #microbiome #biologicalwarfare
Today we're taking legal action to provide more #transparency to our users about requests from the US government.…
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I wonder if the 2014 Stone recently added to the Georgia #Guidestones has anything to do with marking the #ebola outbreak #populationcontrol
Turn up your rahdio. #van
Animals can differentiate, but they cannot use their differentiations as data for integration. So they remain on the perceptual level. #DIM
Giving in to the void is not enlightenment. #newage