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Mohammed Nouf
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A week is five days of wishing you had nothing to do followed by two days of wishing you had something to do
I once dated an amputee that was really into me but I had to cut her off.
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Aren't all engagement rings really just blood diamonds
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Compliment of the day: "You're quite young to have kids that old".
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My internet was down for almost 4 minutes, I'm OK but the 911 operator was a total bitch about it.
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There's no "I" in team, but there are three in narcissistic.
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Sorry I didn't text you back, I was busy not texting you.
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Will somebody speak my mind please!
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Don't stop dreaming when you wake up.
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I want the window back that looked out on something worth looking for.
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my 'haha' is more genuine than my 'lol.'
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please don't interrupt me when I am talking to myself.
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don't smile back. it can lead to a conversation.
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Im at my most British when I spell the word colour correctly.
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I've cured every one of my STDS with fire
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It's all about heart, Twitter. Yes, I'm watching Rocky Balboa. But still.
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Looking for a guy who goes down as quickly as my phone battery...
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Reconstructive surgery, but for your face in my mind.
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It's ok to come back to my TL now. That smell is gone.
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No matter what my heart still says your name in whispers...
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I stole this tweet several times.
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Best thing about one-sided love is that you need not worry about till when it gonna last.
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After being here awhile you'll stop listening to your editor
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If you make a mistake, you should enjoy it.
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Life is the art of drawing without an eraser.
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One bad relationship could make you never want to fall in love again.
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You are adorable. Can I keep you?
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Took part in an orgy last weekend Adds team player to résumé
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I do the most for you because my love is real.
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Once you have feelings for someone, its a wrap. They will always be there, even if you don't like em. You'll still care.
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The seed was sown And now the love has grown
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Some days I feel old and ugly. Other days, my prettiness shocks me. Shockingly pretty today. Which means I'll run into nobody I know.
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i want to sit on a kitchen counter in my underwear at 3 am with you and talk about the universe
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Your lies don't cover up but reveals your character.
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I hate the emotion where you just don't know what you're feeling
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You never lose by loving. You only lose by holding back.
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Keep your friend's toast, but keep your enemy's toaster.
Welcome to thievery club. Please take a seat.
Any salad can be a Caesar salad if you stab it enough
So how long do I have to microwave this spider before I let it bite me?
The only thing standing between me and my dreams is insomnia.