Hi, it is 2:30 in the morning, a great time for a new Epic Rap Battles of History. youtu.be/N_uOtAkEf6U
It’s still Monday in California, and I’m still pushing out a rap battle. I’m in digital labor. I need something to bite down on.
Making videos, making magic videos…
I ate too much hot wing sauce, then too many Tums, now it’s tummy war.
My childhood in one picture. instagram.com/p/hUkgColeG0/
Ladies and gentlemen, meet Ralph, the man who invented video games: en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ralph_H._…
I eat babies, but only in corn form.
confidence and truth are lovers.
I’m reading a biography of Richard Pryor called “Furious Cool” and it’s rocking my world. Recommend if you’re interested in comedy history.
He does not love bath time. instagram.com/p/g2AN0EFeGK/
I just pulled a muscle in my neck squeezing a lime into my Corona.
It's finally happening. All my dreams. instagram.com/p/g1b7-lleC8/
My dog Charlie has a strange habit of pooping on top of ants. Can you imagine how much stranger that must be… for the ants?
When I was twenty years old, I worked at Taco Bell. Thus, I haven’t eaten at Taco Bell since I was twenty years old.
Note to shipsmen: Telling a woman you enjoy "motorboating" means something very different now.
“Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing it is stupid”-einstein
Great things happen when you give more energy to your dreams than you do to your fears.
We did not win the youtube music award, but we did get here, and that’s because of you. Thank you <3
I’m off to a fancy awards show in NYC, and I’m wearing superman underpants.
Hi. I’m in New York City, it smells like happiness and pee!
for YT artist of the year. If not Eminem will just get it then Skype in an acceptance speech. goo.gl/XA9oBg
And as I stood in the moonlight drinking a Budweiser in an Elvis costume, I remembered why I love Halloween.
I just searched for the word “giggity” on youtube. That’s how I know it’s time to go to sleep.
Sub par chicken wings should be against the law.
In continuing with old pictures found on my phone. instagram.com/p/fjGMRYleOw/
11:30 am pst today at reddit.com
. Questions and answers, about anything. instagram.com/p/ficoJGleBU/
Hi. We’re doing a reddit AMA in 30 minutes, at 11:30 am California time. I’ll be answering questions there as soon as I finish this toast.
found some unusual old pictures on my phone, I think this was my face under the master chief helmet. instagram.com/p/fhax1SFeBt/
For Halloween I'm just gonna talk shit to complete strangers and go as the internet. #halloweencostume
Now that’s a funny costume: pic.twitter.com/APZJyUw9Uw
This 3 month old pup named Steven Tyler is a rescue and needs a home in the LA area. Email: firstname.lastname@example.org pic.twitter.com/qylrncMw8Q
We have @MichelleGlavan
in the studio today and @jessismiles__
tomorrow. Recording lady raps, any guesses who they'll be?
Why yes, I am at transvestite Bingo. pic.twitter.com/icuXsm1QUA
Miso soup has a direct line to warming my heart.
I’m not sure what’s happening to my value system, I just got very excited about an ergonomic mouse pad.
After a grueling few weeks of rap battle production, we are ready for release on Monday, and I am ready to put on clean clothes!
@nicepeter @TheEpicLLOYD @givememotion
Happy 3-year Anniversary of ERB! Here's little poster I made for you guys! pic.twitter.com/1NCBRkHoXa
No time for chewing when editing a rap battle. pic.twitter.com/eFUrXphjpL
Deep thoughts from an envelope on a wall: pic.twitter.com/bBIWBxU7Lo
Momento ideal para esta canción. Merci, @nicepeter
the five worst guitar solos ever: youtube.com/watch?v=g17-aj…
My friends made a very very funny Mark Twain video you should see: youtu.be/0ozYxoGZb1M
awesome stuff from @Betette