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Middleditch in a middle seat. My rear neighbor on the flight back from Montreal. He reached forward and stole one of my cashews while I was sleeping. Now, I hate cashews and wasn't going to eat them BUT STILL. I just need everyone to know that, while one of the funniest people I know, THOMAS MIDDLED
Loved performing with these folks at Friday's Just For Laughs gala! Also on the show, Ellie Kemper & Margaret Cho (who brandished some fiercely cool cheek tatts).
Gah!!! Look at this little douchebag!! (I mean me) The dog is rad. @lydiahearst and I met this lil bundle of almost illegal cuteness called Pepper on a cattle ranch last week. I slyly asked the ranch manager, "So...where's this lass gonna end up? Hm? HMMMM??" to which she immediately replied, "You p
This is how this works...I'm sitting in the airport at 6am trying not to fall asleep while I'm waiting to go to Montreal so I'm going to post another @TheHearstCastle photo. This is the billiard room on the main floor and I'm striking what appears to be some type of Ray Donovan pose. If they made ta
"My name is Chris Hardwick and I am the fastest man alive..." Thank you to @sneaky_zebra who made my Flash dreams come true in their amazing annual Comic con cosplay video (it's on the youtubes)! It's hard to see, but the Flash symbol belt buckle is my favorite thing. Also, I didn't have the Flash t
Come to mah stand-up show in Montreal for Just For Laughs THIS Sat the 25th, 8p, Olympia Theater! Tickets at funcomfortabletour.com. #FuncomfortableTour #EnjoyYourPoutine (photo credit: @zacxwolf)
ONLY A FEW MORE I SWEAR. This is a stunning living room area that connects two perfectly symmetrical guest bedrooms. Naturally @lydiahearst & I transported ourselves back in time to re-enact "The Staring Hour", a traditional early 20th century pastime during which wealthy people would stare at nothi
We're back on @atmidnightcc TONIGHT w/ @rikilindhome @jason_ritter & @michaelianblack! #EmmyNominatedFartJokes
Panel 8 - Hateful Eight, Hall H - Quentin Tarantino, Kurt Russell, Jennifer Jason Leigh, Walton Goggins, Tim Roth, Michael Madsen, Bruce Dern; Quentin was rad and the movie looks amazing (he cut a 7 minute teaser specifically for Hall H). Normally he loads his films with existing songs but this time
Here I am in another fancy photo at Hearst Castle by @thetylershields! We took so many and still it doesn't even begin to capture the intricate beauty of the property. This was taken on one of the higher floors inside the guest library (shortly before Colonel Mustard killed me with the candlestick).
Disneyland was so much damn fun yesterday but WORDS OF ADVICE: do not ride a high speed roller coaster in the rain unless you relish the feeling of getting pelted in the face with what feels like sewing needles attach to hail balls. While @jonahray, @lydiahearst and I fought to protect our faces, @t
CANNONBAAAAAAALL. Since the very first time I visited Hearst Castle in the 1900s I always wanted to cannonball into the Roman pool. Dreams do come true, guys! I'm not really sure where to go from here. Rappelling Rockefeller Center?? This is part of a burst series taken by @kaelanbarowsky where @the
Thurs: Hearst Castle, Fri: Magic Castle, Today: Sleeping Beauty's Castle, Sun: last season of Nathan Fillion's show. #CastleTour #Rainyland
Hearst KISSLE. Stunning moment on the landing that leads down to the Neptune Pool, now soiled by my terrible pun. Remember kids, PUNS KILL. Photo by @thetylershields. We got dressed up all fancy like and ran around taking fun pictures so I'll be posting more in the coming days. #HearstCastle
The initial plan for Hearst Castle had exotic wild animals freely roaming the property. All these decades later, one herd of about 80 zebras survived. They live on the property amongst the cows but they're VERY skittish. You can't get very close them without their darting away in formation but @thet
Hanging out in the abandoned zoo at Hearst Castle w/ @lydiahearst. It was a private zoo called "The Hearst Garden of Comparative Zoology" in which WR kept Grizzly bears and other such murderous fauna in the 1930s. It was dismantled in 1937. I moved in in July of 2015. #MonkeyStuff (photo by @thetyle
BEST. BED. EVER. @lydiahearst & I slept in a converted stagecoach the other night at the Madonna Inn. If you ever need to shoot an old west porno, this is probably the room for you. Here, we're clearly about to be attacked by something. Bandits? CHUDS? Let's say bandit CHUDS. Photo by @thetylershiel
On stage w/ Tom Hiddleston & Guillermo del Toro at the Balboa Theatre for Nerdist Podcast Live, 10:30p show! Posts Monday. #sdcc2015 #sdccDiarywick
You already love Sir Ben Kingsley as an actor but on the podcast from our early live show at SDCC you get to fall in love with him as a person. HE IS THE BEST. I took this pic on stage so the lighting is wonky but it actually PERFECTLY fits with an amazing metaphor Ben gave about life's light and sh
Panel 9 - Legendary - Crimson Peak, Krampus, Warcraft: I wasn't able to get a shot with everyone on all three panels HOWEVER I did almost drive my testicles into my sinuses when I jumped off this Orc rock at the Legendary booth where I got to do a signing with one of my favorite people, @feliciaday.
That time during the Victor Frankenstein panel when James McAvoy pinned Daniel Radcliffe to the wall to demonstrate how he "straightened Igor's spine". #HallH #sdcc2015 #sdccDiarywick
Panel 6 - STAR WARS: The Force Awakens, Hall H, Friday - JJ Abrams, Kathleen Kennedy, Lawrence Kasdan, John Boyega, Daisy Ridley, Oscar Isaac, Adam Driver, Domhnall Gleeson, Gwendoline Christie, Carrie Fisher, Mark Hamill, Harrison Ford; I'm not sure a few words in a caption could adequately capture
Panel 5 - Fear The Walking Dead, Hall H, Friday - EPs Dave Erickson, Dave Alpert, Gale Anne Hurd, Greg Nicotero & Cast Kim Dickens, Cliff Curtis, Frank Dillane, Alycia Debnam-Carey, Elizabeth Rodriguez, Lorenzo James Henrie, Ruben Blades, Mercedes Mason; Now I know I seem biased, and YES we're doing