The internal thought process of a writer who's just been told to do a massive rewrite:
Proving C. Rock's point - Adam McKay @GhostPanther
can direct a drama, but David Fincher couldn't direct Anchorman ow.ly/SwZOg
From now on, when people ask me why I don't really watch superhero movies, I will direct them to this picture. Why would I pay to see a 70 y.o. in a space helmet?
This is tonight at 8:30. from what I hear, not a ton of tickets left.
will be at the @LargoLosAngeles
tomorrow. Check out his fave LA spots: bit.ly/1hUhYkD
I take @macmiller under my wing tonight on #uncommonsense w/ @cthagod @theejamesdavis @tracyg @thekidmero @desusnice on #mtv2 photo:@bitterst
Nothing worse than being sent a look-alike pic that you know is dead on.
Thank you @nealbrennan
for shooting the @PatriceDocBTY
today! Your stories were amazing... #LoveForPatrice
See this show. "Day 1 of @nealbrennan
is tonight! Catch his show at 10:30PM! #JFLMTL #OFFJFL
I'm sorry, but @jimgaffigan doesn't look so good right now. Anyhow, watch Gaffigan on TVLand and Comedy Central.
gave me $24 to help him with his jokes last night on stage #DontBeJelly
go see him tonight @cinemadraft
"Grand opening of the restaurant after the game, guys. Honestly, it's more of an ultra lounge/cigar bar."
has a pet theory about a certain sexual position. on.cc.com/1HTtu5v
Pretty sweet burn by @arseniohall
I got a podcast. All 10 eps avail now. Prank calls & more! LINK: apple.co/1dH5ECD
"Any artists who don't want the executive producers ... *all up in the videos* ... *dancing* ... come to Death Row"
Hollywood nights are crazy. Dude in the dark straight watching Tim Geithner on Charlie Rose. #likewhoa
Earliest days. Safe travels amigo. #DavidLetterman #DavidLettermanFinale
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