A high-pressure job interview vs. an itchy butthole. Now Hiring with @michelleisawolf
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When your dad won't let you watch R-rated movies.
This is tonight in LA.
Tickets are $15.
I know you can do it.
I'm fairly sure this man and his friends have sex with cars.
I directed a very sad commercial about teachers and acne.
Hey, on October 20, (a week from Tuesday) I'm doing my 3 Mic show at Largo. I alternate between stand-up, one liners I couldn't find a place for and emotional stories/confessions. It's a cool show and probably got the best audience reaction I've ever gotten. Tickets on Largo's site. Thank-you.
Weirdest banner I've ever seen. People in LA are not playing when it comes to traffic.
Last night @laughfactoryhw - Woman in front row too hammered to watch. Stand-up is art and is very respected.
People said I was a fool for putting my life savings here. Boy, were they right.
One of these Whoppers is far more likely to be pulled over by police for minor traffic infractions.
You'd be hard-pressed to find better comedy on TV this week than this -- Trump is an African dictator -- ow.ly/SYBIz
The internal thought process of a writer who's just been told to do a massive rewrite:
Proving C. Rock's point - Adam McKay @GhostPanther
can direct a drama, but David Fincher couldn't direct Anchorman ow.ly/SwZOg
From now on, when people ask me why I don't really watch superhero movies, I will direct them to this picture. Why would I pay to see a 70 y.o. in a space helmet?
This is tonight at 8:30. from what I hear, not a ton of tickets left.
will be at the @LargoLosAngeles
tomorrow. Check out his fave LA spots: bit.ly/1hUhYkD
I take @macmiller under my wing tonight on #uncommonsense w/ @cthagod @theejamesdavis @tracyg @thekidmero @desusnice on #mtv2 photo:@bitterst
Nothing worse than being sent a look-alike pic that you know is dead on.
Thank you @nealbrennan
for shooting the @PatriceDocBTY
today! Your stories were amazing... #LoveForPatrice