NEW CHAMPS! The return of Felipe Esparza (@funnyfelipe
). So much drug talk, you'll feel high. say.ly/Uww7krp
To honor small biz Saturday, when a friend asks you for something, tell them you ran out but can order some by Thursday.
A hugely eloquent and to the point article about the news industry by @rustyrockets
I'm the Miles Davis of wondering if a stranger needs my help then talking myself out of actually helping hem.
Happy Thanksgiving, everybody. From me and my trusty sidekick, Keith.
Happy Thanksgiving, everybody. From me and my trusty sidekick, Keith. whosay.com/l/uLy7jPx
FAKE NEWS: Kanye to compete as a contestant on "Project Runway."
Interesting take by woman on seeing "12 Years a Slave." say.ly/QCo7jfK
I bet fashion people take Kanye's designs as seriously as hip-hop people would take Calvin Klein's rhymes.
once rented a place from Chapelle's Show's @nealbrennan
. Find out if he got the security deposit back. youtu.be/BAccgjTxGBI
As kombucha left zeitgeist HQ, he saw pressed juice walking in.
"Enjoy it, kid. Nobody stays on top forever." kombucha said.
This is some old dude/young dude shit, but if you have Apple TV, there's a dope PBS app on it. Hit that.
Every week, hundreds of LA pedestrians are struck dead in my mind.
I know it's a few days old now, but this new Bob Dylan video is incredible. Must watch. say.ly/KPc7huN
NEW CHAMPS with @IAmDeanEdwards
. We're releasing them with startling regularity right now.
A very funny, sweet speech by the great @SteveMartinToGo
. Watch here. say.ly/jio7eY7
My pal Steve Rannazzisi from The League has an hour special tonight at midnight (Now) on comedy central. Watch. He's great.
This is a lung expanding. Didn't know lungs were so meaty. sploid.gizmodo.com/watch-a-lung-i…
I think the worst part of the Batkid thing was killing his parents in front of him to add realism.
An "ultra lounge" is just a bar with three blue lights and a couch.
Hey, if you can help the victims of typhoon in Philippines - please do so here - m.huffpost.com/us/entry/42471…
The only way the mayor of Toronto will be forced out is if he gets caught murdering a professional hockey player.
PHOENIX, AZ. Me. In one week. Thursday, November 21. Click here: say.ly/whs7cwn
Here's that show @midnight
I did last night. It's funny. on.cc.com/173MGPu
NEW CHAMPS! With @thecoreyholcomb
-- we talk a lot of craziness about women. Enjoy. say.ly/gaD77bL
Your 20s are for doing drugs and your 30s are for figuring out why you wanted to do so many drugs in your 20s.
That's cute, Miley, but back in my day, the pop stars used to smoke each other. #badboy #deathrow
If Miley was really a bad-ass, she would have smoked something crazy onstage. Like meth. Or a cigarette.
Was just driving on a country road and hit a human centipede with my car. :-(
This dude is great. Neuroscientist breaks down actual effects of illegal drugs. WATCH: say.ly/dOT7b2i
Hey, Italian-Americans who are proud to be from Italy, don't forget, your ancestors were like "Fuck Italy. We're leaving."
Come To Papa - with my pal @nealbrennan bit.ly/HNj28u
White people have even stolen making fun of white people from black people.
Hey, PHOENIX, AZ. I'm coming to do a show for you in two weeks! November 21. Stand Up Live. 8 PM. say.ly/QRQ7aAW
Check iTunes for new Fitzdog Radio podcast with Chappelle's Show co-creator @nealbrennan
If you don't think this is funny, I can't help you. say.ly/Lyi7aqQ
"Best of luck, psychos." Neal muttered as he exited through his therapist's waiting room.
Every year, 100s of children in Miami are kidnapped while jogging with Lebron James.
PORTLAND! Next weekend. I'm coming to yell jokes at you. Get some. say.ly/qQr7a51
Yeah, but think about how much confiscated crack the Mayor of Toronto had access to and DIDN'T smoke.
FASCINATING article about what type of person is more likely to make it to NBA. Not what you'd think. say.ly/ddi7886
I don't believe in god, so when people sneeze, I say, "It's a shame that when that cold kills you, nothing's gonna happen."
I spend a lot of time fielding white people's questions about black people. For instance:
I spend a lot of time fielding white people's questions about black people. For instance: say.ly/RfQ77nW
PORTLAND: I'm coming to you in two weeks. Nov. 14-16 at Helium. Tix: say.ly/eaM76Wn
NEW CHAMPS! w/ returning Champ Roy Wood Jr. Good episode. say.ly/gaD77bL
To honor Allan Iverson's NBA retirement, here's his hilarious interview w/ the great Chris Rock. say.ly/Aqd76XK