One of the only impressions I sort of do. From a tv show from 40 years ago. Stupid yesterday. Sad today. #davidbowie #drummerboy
►Your Joke of the Day from @nealbrennan
New tinder pic + profile.
My new dating Pic + Profile.
Got my answer re: beauty products/Making a Murderer..
Alan Thicke + Weird Al Yankovic = Weird Alan Yankothicke.
Me holding flannel wearing baby Jesus. Also pictured: Santa Claus and his horse. Merry Christmas.
knows who invented football. on.cc.com/1P75ZvH
Me teaching Draymond @money23green about the importance of winning today.
Can't wait to watch these fake sounding real movies. It's like Tarzan named them. Like, if your girlfriend thought you were out cheating on her and you said you went to a movie and she asked "Oh really? What movie?" and you named any of these movies, she'd break up with you on the spot for lying. C
For your consideration: EARTH ANGELS by Keith and Neal
In 2008, Colin Powell told the story of how a Muslim boy from Jersey reacted to 9/11. It still makes me tear up.
Report: Majority Of Nation’s Civic Engagement Centered Around Oppressing Other People onion.com/1NNQwgU
White people trying to understand/enjoy #ThanksgivingWithBlackFamilies
A high-pressure job interview vs. an itchy butthole. Now Hiring with @michelleisawolf
on Snapchat Discover all week.
When your dad won't let you watch R-rated movies.
This is tonight in LA.
Tickets are $15.
I know you can do it.
I'm fairly sure this man and his friends have sex with cars.
I directed a very sad commercial about teachers and acne.
Hey, on October 20, (a week from Tuesday) I'm doing my 3 Mic show at Largo. I alternate between stand-up, one liners I couldn't find a place for and emotional stories/confessions. It's a cool show and probably got the best audience reaction I've ever gotten. Tickets on Largo's site. Thank-you.
Weirdest banner I've ever seen. People in LA are not playing when it comes to traffic.