Powerball sounds like a cool sex move that dudes do
we started by turning his bed upside down twitpic.com/cre4lx
doing this right now RT @raihanaaaa
Giant teddy bear from Costco + blow up doll in his bed.
Pranks we can play on Ben's bedroom. Go
“Why do people want to cook when they come over here? What do they think this is? This is manpartment, bitches.” - Ben laying down the truth
it's ok guys I got this. I opened with "No Cyril, when they're dead they're just hookers"
flirting with a flirt coach. (what could possibly go wrong)
My literary agent @xavierwaterkeyn
is sending me very important messages again pic.twitter.com/VqkDTsdDME
right why is everyone snapchatting me duckfaces at 2am. no
once I googled my measurements and got a bible verse from revelations. this is a true story. the point is please fear me sexually. thanks.
Not sure it should be that easy to trick a cop
Anyway they're dating now so obvs that trick worked.
"She invited me over for movies. She had no movies. I'm a guy, I can't believe I fell for that trick." haha Ben
they didn't choose the pug life. the pug life chose them.
Also there are people next to me blow drying strips of unattached hair so that's normal
Just had one of those things called a haircut where someone hacks a kilo of hair from your head and you look like less of a caveman.
Cold :( RT @lukehopewell
: Yo, Melbourne. What up with thee? instagram.com/p/ZZWq25pvKh/
There is no responsible way to YOLO
Ben is still out on his date with Texan Girl so I'm guessing it's going very well or he had to arrest someone for YOLOing irresponsibly.
One time I smashed my face into the keyboard and accidentally wrote the 4th Twilight book.
It's all so true. "26 Everyday Occurrences In Australia" buzzfeed.com/awesomer/total…
How did I not know about @jortnaoum
“oh lol I don’t know I just answer the phones” - what not to say when you’re a receptionist
Riddick - Rule the Dark trailer youtube.com/#/watch?v=tDxD…
everything RT @lawcitygirl
what is wogheat? what have I missed out on?!
I'm likely to shed it 30 mins later because wogheat is scientifically proven
Wearing a t-shirt to bed for the first time in a year what is happening
fucks I give if you’re actually white = zero
just going to assume everyone is milk chocolate and go from there.
these people are underexposed to the point where I don’t know their skin color anymore.
haha so many people posing for the DSLR and not realizing it’s shooting video. gold.
I am singing along to Diamonds but I’m replacing diamonds with jorts and I’m laughing to myself. also Ben thinks I’m insane.
obvs not using Adobe Premiere Pro because it’s clunky as hell and also I accidentally uninstalled it
no big deal I am cutting a video to Rihanna’s Diamonds
ok so that S.H.I.E.L.D. trailer is actually different and betterer than the first one youtube.com/watch?v=PerIAu…
what even is Adobe Muse. that sounds like a terrible idea.
I should just go cloud now and get it over with.
And now I can’t get it to install again.
Just uninstalled CS6 stuff I don’t use (Fireworks, Flash etc) but wasn’t paying attention. Accidentally uninstalled everything but that.
It was a snapchat of a particularly difficult lock that he picked in record time. A snapchat only I would appreciate.
Ben is snapchatting me from the lounge room. It has come to this.
notable increase in followers with cleavage lately. I must be doing something wrong / right.