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Nathan M. Farrugia
"I've discovered the secret to dialogue. It's [this] much whisky" - @hildebrandburke pic.twitter.com/XDxcsA1DS5
v serious author conversations (with cat stickers) pic.twitter.com/3SEi4DudNO
I didn't even know you could kill those plants
It's been two days and we've already managed to kill our indoor plant pic.twitter.com/lu8rweOOMi
hmm the new Ant-Man trailer looks pretty mediocre for Edgar Wright youtu.be/IEVE3KSKQ0o oh right he left the project.
The holiday specials on all these techno-thrillers ends today! 🎁💥nath.fr/specialpr7pic.twitter.com/LVkVfJtktVktV
also 5 years ago today I went to a post-production meeting with no pants
Wow. No idea there were so many gardeners here. I once watered a plastic fern for six months.
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"House of Salad restaurant" could not think of anything less exciting
she who controls the cushion controls the couch pic.twitter.com/mLhjn64fkn
which is a fuck load of thickened cream & berries on meringue
in Straya it's customary to have pav (strayan for pavlova) for Crimbo (Christmas) dessert pic.twitter.com/p2BJAx1F4x
happy holidays! I have eaten several plates of pork crackling over the last few days you could say I'm going the whole hog
I was a massively fat baby (that's me with my uncle and mother) pic.twitter.com/NZqaxDQ7R2
mum has the baby photos out already, better start drinking early then
Tippy is not impressed she can't come shopping with us pic.twitter.com/sWlAHHjCZf
find your porn name: take your real name and become a porn star
Merry Christmas, Amerifriends! 🎄 Here are all my techno-thrillers free and on special 🎁�nath.fr/specialpr4pic.twitter.com/cqynA5Hpa0Hpa0
🎄 MERRY CRIMBO, STRAYA 🎄 Here are all my techno-thrillers free and on Christmas special… 🎁nath.fr/specialprYpic.twitter.com/68X3YZuUmAZuUmA
Christmas bon-bons (crackers) are a nice tradition. I like pulling things and making explosions.
"If it's not a survival or tactical skill, I don't need to know it" - my hot take on the skill of wrapping presents
Check out these giant candy canes at Crown Melbourne. Do they remind you of something else? pic.twitter.com/9Ew03TAfE0
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Simon Pegg is a hit man in Australia - yes pls youtube.com/watch?v=5eO3rY… Kill Me Three Times
well written RT @newmatilda The Only Terrorist Organisation Involved In The Sydney Siege Is The Murdoch Press Empire bit.ly/1GS0GtO
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Going on holidays? Fill your e-reader up with our special priced books. So many amazing books. bit.ly/FeedYourReader pic.twitter.com/KBVAhQANqi
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remember ladies: it's not the size of his boat that matters, it's the length of his penis
If only Australia had draconian terror and surveillance laws...
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Jason Statham is the same character in every movie and I still watch it
don’t know how this escaped me but they made a TV series out of 12 Monkeys that at least has John Malkovich in it youtube.com/watch?v=wZNcVY…
this Systema knife disarming vid is cool for two reasons: the action, the catchy 80s royalty free music youtube.com/watch?v=qlHZO7…
I asked @PatrickLenton about his superpower and he briefly plagiarised Tim Minchin but then told me the answer thewritersbloc.net/bloc-features-…
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texted "derp" and it autocorrected to "deep". my text just became a sext.
Check it out! Momentum has a brand-spiffing-new website! So pretty. momentumbooks.com.au
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you can tell by the size of the knob that it means business (talking about BBQs obvs)
what if Jesus said everything in a sarcastic voice and that didn’t come across in print
his pistol misfired and the President “proceeded to beat him down with his cane”