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Watching the news feed out of Oklahoma right now... My heart and prayers go out to those affected. This is awful...
Pardon all the watermarks, but here's a pic with my
@woodthumb tie at the premiere last night!!
pic.twitter.com/rWYJFg6rJV The point in the day when you're so tired that you start throwing your garbage in the toilet by mistake.
Heading to the Nicky Deuce premiere! 2 words, kids. Wooden. Tie.
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@titusmakin: Our definition of fun.
@NathanKress #Life vine.co/v/b9nALqmumYg" pro Ewok translator 4lyf
R.I.P. Goatee... Cut down in your prime :'(
I wish I had enough suits to just dress like Barney Stinson every day...
Thanks for the trend, Brazil ;)
RT @breadman011m "
@NathanKress You need a TARDIS so you can watch the marathon and then travel back in time and start the day again." AMEN!!
OF COURSE there has to be a
@bbcdoctorwho marathon going all day long.... now how am I supposed to get anything done??
This cheeky little vixen just hopped up on my shoulder, whistled in my ear, and said "Hey Baby"
pic.twitter.com/3ndSKg3jFE Had a dream that I was racing around in anti-gravity shoes with Kenneth Parcell. How. How does my brain come up with these things?
I've been watching Sixteen Candles, waiting for Jon Cryer to show up. But I just realized that I wasn't watching Pretty in Pink. Bummer...
Y'know what's awesome? Finding a spider in your bedroom RIGHT before you go to sleep. No laying eggs in my ear tonight, thank you very much!
Happy birthday to a person that I miss the crap out of- Ms.
@MirandaCosgrove. PLUS she just finished her Freshman year at USC! Woooo!
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@mckenziewestmor @bookie1978 @OnceABC I'm down!!! I dunno how I'd feel about the tights though.....
My little men!! One of the many perks of hanging out at mom and dad's house :)
pic.twitter.com/rgpW8n3NqP Happy Mother's Day to all the mommas out there! Especially mine, considering she's the best one and everything. Obviously :P Love you, ma!
Such a cool project, and being made by an awesome guy. Check out Catching Fireflies, watch the vid on KickStarter!!
kck.st/12k41Ad If I smirked looking at
@NathansSmirk, does that mean
@NathansSmirk smirked at
@NathansSmirk too?
#Smirkception 
Okay ladies and gents, you have the floor. Should I stick with the goatee for now? I need opinions!!
Reaction: pretty good!! Except "funny". And I "look so old" :P
About to unveil my first ever goatee to another human being. Will tweet the reaction shortly!!
Finally home!! I forgot how much I missed fishing... Once I get pics from my dad's camera I'll tweet a couple!
Last day of fishing! Had some pretty good success so far. I'll try to take a good pic for y'all today!
U know you're camping with middle aged men when every1 has their cell in a belt holster, and every cereal is a derivative of Raisin Bran :P
End of Day 1 here at camp- skunked. Not a single nibble on the practice run. But we're getting up early tomorrow to get a jump start!!
In typical Kress fashion, we left 3 hours late... But we're finally underway! Not much service where we're fishing, tweets will be few. Bye!
Hope the 4th was with you all today!! Early morning tomorrow... gearing up for a father/son fishing trip! First one in years!!!
By far the best one yet, with Twilight trailing close behind: a Bad Lip Reading of The Walking Dead
youtube.com/watch?v=jR4lLJ… Watching
@TheMoment_USA, little girl just said "there's no chance unless you take one." Apparently iCarly had a very powerful theme song! ;)
"Love with urgency, not with haste." Good line, Mr. Mumford!
You guys! It's
@NoahMunck's 17th birthday today! Show him some birthday lovin'!!!
Ever wonder what you look like according to your Xbox while taking a selfie?
pic.twitter.com/uEfbIXSWro Y'know what feels awesome? When something of yours is broken, and you finally break out the tools and fix it like a BOSS.
#homeowner Wendell and Vinnie taping tonight! Woop woooooooop!!!!!
13 hours of road trippin, and the PCH has been conquered. I will now sleep for the next 3 days. Goodnight!!! :)
Okay, I am and always will be a dog person. But for the first time, im actually enjoying being around a cat right now. Never met a nice one!
YOU GUYS. Madi is driving my car. We have entered a new phase in the relationship.
pic.twitter.com/rsgoh0orXV Forgive the femininity of this statement, but... I now fit in a swimsuit that I haven't been able to wear in years. I am so happy :D
Gearing up for an eeeearly-morning road trip to the Sacramento-ish area! First time doing an endurance drive in the Camaro! Woooo!!
Wow... Thanks so much to everyone in South America for all the love yesterday! You guys are awesome :)
iTunes shuffling, "Souvenirs" by
@switchfoot comes on. Had it on a loop on the morning of our last iCarly shoot day. It was my theme song...
Chillin with my new friend!!
pic.twitter.com/AGs2wCLJWy New
#Xbox reveal on May 21st. My heart is beating so fast. I have a serious problem...
Come on Top Gear, I was supposed to be asleep 2 hours ago....
#NP "Breakin a Sweat"- Skrillex. The quintessential gym/workout song.
#comeonbaybehlightmyfire In the daily battle of me vs. my hair, I have never won. Not a single time.
Now that the vote is over, what's the deal? Does this mean Piers Morgan's "serious consideration" to deport himself is gonna come through?