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Dave Chapelle
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Bruh I think you meant "I come in peace" but idk lmao pic.twitter.com/w5jPU0vG1m
When you at Magic Johnson's BBQ and see a mosquito pic.twitter.com/OAYXE5F39Y
Getting curved by an ugly girl is like getting tackled by the kicker on a kick return
First day of class, I be reading the syllabus like "should I drop this class or... cause this nigga trippin" pic.twitter.com/43pAnemg55
Mannn who homeboy swinging at 😂vine.co/v/MLedOdKQKxJq
How white people pose for the camera after they catch a fish pic.twitter.com/psiJjDKEf9
When a fly has been in the house messing with you all day and you about to catch it pic.twitter.com/5wFvRS3Dql
Yeah I flipped Washington the bird, fuckin relax @SportsCenter. Nobody's talking about Ray Rice beating his wife unconscious anymore
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Ladies, if your boyfriend isn't excited about football season then you have a girlfriend
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That's gotta be the strongest button in the history if life pic.twitter.com/IxzaOt30TT
First black guy to admit he's the father pic.twitter.com/VurIVFNo7b
Justin Bieber went from an 8 year old girl to a 23 year old black dude in like a year.