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Dave Chapelle
When your boy camping on the blunt because he's talking about life
mi madre caught me shotgunning capri-suns before bed #grounded #trippy
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This nigga waited 3 years to get at this girl
Ex: I moved on I found someone better who appreciates me you ain't shit Me:
You just know this nigga was the bully
*hits walk-off grand slam* *slides belly first into home* *crowd starts twerking* *grabs ur girl* "hola bitch"
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When you about to pull out but she know you rich
When everybody is singing "Happy Birthday" to me I'm just there like
u didn't even know my boy arnold taught @blakegriffin32 how to shoot free-throws tho
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If she don't give you head you gotta grab your dick and make airplane noises since she wanna be so childish
When ur mom is yelling at u about some bullshit & u waiting for her to finish up so u can fire her ass up with facts
Bae: come over Me: can't, I'm on bomb duty Bae: but I'm off my per-
Ain't nobody fuckin with their clique
When you're at your mom's friends house and you ready to leave but they won't stop talking
Drake look like his plane crashed and he been living on an island for the last 4 years..