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Dave Chapelle
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Told my dad if I beat him he gotta come back into my life pic.twitter.com/mlkH9PK5xK
Jay Z is 44 and Beyoncรฉ is 32 so I'm not gonna stress it cause bae started 1st grade last week
When someone retweets your tweet instead of favoriting it pic.twitter.com/PtW2CHAhEp
Goodbye mom I am leaving this household I've finally found my career pic.twitter.com/OURTayaW2W
*hits blunt* Do you think sand is called sand because it's between the sea and land? pic.twitter.com/Stih0z5RdH
When you overhear your friend hypin up a story when you know what really happened pic.twitter.com/0y0R1Oylnd
When you get pulled over by the cops and you're white and have nothing to worry about pic.twitter.com/F7FJ6TwmUc
When your cinnamon apple doesn't text you all day pic.twitter.com/tkWvVnPbPZ
Adrian Peterson's kid bout to teach his friend a lesson pic.twitter.com/Sry5e9rJ9K
When your homeboy is playin DJ in the whip, your song comes on and he skips it pic.twitter.com/kh87pCYLpr
Niggas head lookin like a speed boost in Mario Kart pic.twitter.com/xxYmcwZsh0
When you see your ex girlfriend getting jumped but then you remember her telling you "you ain't shit" pic.twitter.com/TPKFiiZeWi
Hey there Delilah what's it like in Baghdad city. You're 1,000 miles away but girl the explosions look so pretty" pic.twitter.com/DzaciDXHOY
11:11 i wish a nigga would
When Drake start talkin thug shit I almost start to believe him until I remember his name is Aubrey
"Nah" - Rosa Parks, 1955
Ludacris could of at least told him where the camera was pic.twitter.com/xsFAw68mvP
Dez Bryant wanna be Ricky from boyz in the hood so bad pic.twitter.com/AChqpjwntp
RT if you wanna be someone's cinnamon apple vine.co/v/MlBJDDjMQq2
This dude cranked that Soulja Boi on a nigga in the middle of a fight pic.twitter.com/l2JuTzj1RA
"Welcome to Wendy's, what the fuck you tryna eat?" pic.twitter.com/b0IJrimfDB
How you think you look when you high... How you really look: pic.twitter.com/SdrXghzLC1
Homie getting ready to mow the biggest lawn of 2014 pic.twitter.com/yHMnwET8UN
When you workin in a group with smart kids and you pretendin like you doin work pic.twitter.com/tg2323V8l1
Only real niggas do this when they not sure if they gonna make a 2nd sandwich or not pic.twitter.com/7SkPcAy8hH
Why do they even include 2014 as an option when selecting your birth year online like you fresh out the womb ready to join gmail
When you robbing a house and your girl hits you with the "we need to talk" pic.twitter.com/pDpghJIO7e
My role model when it comes to saving money ๐Ÿ˜‚pic.twitter.com/OUIIuP2O1KK
Just got rich, ate a broke niggas chips pic.twitter.com/zSzidl3FS0