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Dave Chapelle
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He the only nigga who happy when the coach says do suicides
Bloods and Crips can unite, but I still don't get a text back
Bruh I think you meant "I come in peace" but idk lmao
When you at Magic Johnson's BBQ and see a mosquito
Getting curved by an ugly girl is like getting tackled by the kicker on a kick return
First day of class, I be reading the syllabus like "should I drop this class or... cause this nigga trippin"
Mannn who homeboy swinging at 😂
How white people pose for the camera after they catch a fish
When a fly has been in the house messing with you all day and you about to catch it
Yeah I flipped Washington the bird, fuckin relax @SportsCenter. Nobody's talking about Ray Rice beating his wife unconscious anymore
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Ladies, if your boyfriend isn't excited about football season then you have a girlfriend
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That's gotta be the strongest button in the history if life
First black guy to admit he's the father
Justin Bieber went from an 8 year old girl to a 23 year old black dude in like a year.
When your phone changes "fucking" to "ducking"
When your mom tell you to clean the house up and you see she ain't doin shit
Real homies don't snitch on eachother
All this nigga know is "gym is life" nigga don't ever take a day off going to the gym this nigga do ballsack workouts
This is the only nigga in history who can put a stripper pole, 5 TVs, a fish tank & a chandelier in a 98 Honda Accord
This nigga Osama could've been starting for the Pakistan's Olympic basketball team droppin 3s instead of bombs
this nigga died cranking that soulja boy
Why do they even include 2014 as an option when selecting your birth year online like you fresh out the womb ready to join gmail
Niggas these days will eat ass but not this part of the banana
When you call shotgun but end up in the backseat
When your mom say you got 5 mins or she leaving you & you think she playing
When your teacher says "the bell doesn't dismiss you, I do.."