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Joe Penna
You get all the internet points (every single one of them) if you can find out what this c… ift.tt/1ETAIWu
You get all the internet points (every single one of them) if you can find out what this company is!
Okay, I'm done sending cryptic emails to myself at 2:13am.
That's a bit far for me, Google Maps. ift.tt/1PKMxov
That's a bit far for me, Google Maps.
"I never said this." –Joe Penna ift.tt/1hB0g5X
"I never said this." –Joe Penna
Congratulations to my parents! After 16 years, they were finally sworn in today as America… ift.tt/1MJ7yBp
Congratulations to my parents! After 16 years, they were finally sworn in today as American citizens :D
Just updated to the solid state drives! ift.tt/1TUshq1
Just updated to the solid state drives!
This doesn't allow me to set half-degrees, yet constantly displays them. You gotta know yo… ift.tt/1JiEeLd
This doesn't allow me to set half-degrees, yet constantly displays them. You gotta know your sig figs, car!!
The whole world loves emojis. ift.tt/1HUNVyi
The whole world loves emojis.
I think I found my new glasses. ift.tt/1J7ONQZ
I think I found my new glasses.
What the heck is going on with my freezer? Anyone have any ideas? My guesses: aliens, I've… ift.tt/1TDWunS
What the heck is going on with my freezer? Anyone have any ideas? My guesses: aliens, I've been quoting Mr. freeze too much, a lack of will to freeze, or aliens.
Still cheaper than asparagus water. ift.tt/1IPwpPM
Still cheaper than asparagus water.




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