Gay Bacon Strips for all! #LoveWins
RT this bacon for no reason!
Is it Hump Day... or Pump Day? #HumpDay
Don't you wish you had a 6-pack like this brick.
Never to late for a snack and never to late for a Kriss vector Thursday.
Poppin' bottles gettin' wheysted!
This Kriss vector Thursday is brought to you by dreams, because I don't have nightmares.
The day AFTER leg day is the worst.
I weigh one hundred and sexy.
This grandpa could kick your ass!