OMG! on Theatres, Pretty in Pink: 30th Anniversary Movie Event bit.ly/1KvzetF
Uch. The truth is just so boring.
Eli on his non-reaction: sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nfl-shut…
Starting day w/huge smile, walking down memory lane. Go Duckie!
in theaters #ValentinesDay
Congrats to the newest #USA #Chess
Hall of Fame #inductees
Maurice Ashley & Gata Kamsky! #WorldChessHOF #STL
@AndrewTMcCarthy @MrJonCryer @MollyRingwald
with my girl who never saw this classic.
Unfollowing, Gertrude Stein–style j.mp/1ULr9RY
Congrats guy behind Peyton Manning!!
“hail hydra. also your pizza is godawful”
Trump said the U.S. is "the highest-taxed country in the world" Untrue, the US isn't close nyti.ms/1UUCq2p
should be turning 29 years told today.
That's the kind of tenacity you want in a president.
Yes, I pulled off the pudding heist.
I would have gotten away with it, too, if I didn't get stuck in the damn chair
Hey, check out how old you are! I mean, all of us, but specifically you! So so old.
Fun fact: my son's summer band camp has its concert in that auditorium. #DemDebate
Want to feel old? This is the plastic baby from American Sniper today
OK Go is hiding something in that hangar. It’s the new video for UPSIDE DOWN & INSIDE OUT. Prepare yourself for 2/11
that's my snipe team sorted then!
RIP Bob Elliott, the great&funny man who begat Chris Elliott, who begat @elliottdotabby
Hello, Internet. We’ve been hiding away making stuff. And we made the best thing ever. It’s coming Feb 11. Love, us.