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Jon Cryer
This Atlanta & Tampa Bay looks like you were playing your friend in Madden & he died, but you decided to finish the game before calling 911.
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Episode 21 of @Podthingy is a go!! Join us and very special guest @MrJonCryer for more geek talk over drinks! bit.ly/1u22Amh EPIC!!!
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Podthingy #21 is LIVE & it's an episode you do NOT want to miss! @MrJonCryer @aplusk #JohnCryer #TwoAndAHalfMen... fb.me/6I6qhmYRD
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HUGE thanks to the always hilarious @MrJonCryer for being our guest on this week's episode of Podthingy! Listen here: bit.ly/1uDFWTz
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I'm on this weeks episode of Podthingy, the most fun you can have with a bunch of drunk nerds!!! bit.ly/1uDFWTz
Why do football players only dance when good shit happens? Just once I wanna see a QB throw an interception & do a sad, interpretive dance.
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Ugh. So bummed my husband got such a huge head from being starlord. pic.twitter.com/BwtVkgSjEe
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We're playing a free show on Santa Monica Pier tonight. 8:00. Come! @ Santa Monica Pier instagram.com/p/sitUlDCSu6/
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My thoughts are with Melissa. You are not alone. #RIPJoanRivers
Early behind the scenes shot from the set of Ant-Man promises insane action set pieces! pic.twitter.com/J6p0QHVzDF
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Watch @MrJonCryer mix love and murder in this trailer 'Hit by Lightning': ow.ly/AZA5h
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Why would you WANT to know what celebrities look like naked?? It's about the mystery! What's under that dress? 3 legs? Maybe! Who knows!
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@MrJonCryer Can you help spreading the word? Lovely Irish dog rescuers need donations (vet bills are piling up) :( paws.ie
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Showing my 5 yr old daughter STAR WARS At the shot of the twin sunset of Tatooine: Daughter: "That must be a beautiful sight... And hot."
94 yrs ago this week the 19th Amend was ratified. These were some arguments against it #Womenvote pic.twitter.com/0q5aSed3i8
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Showing my 5 yr old daughter EMPIRE STRIKES BACK Darth: "Luke, I am your father" My daughter: "He is a terrible, terrible, terrible daddy"
I can seriously play Radiohead's "No Surprises" on the chimes here at the 77th st playground and like none of these toddlers are impressed.
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Do you think eventually gravestones will say "2 retweets 57 likes" instead if "beloved father and friend to many"?
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@HESherman: My report for @Slate: "'Homosexual Themes' Get PA School Production of SPAMALOT Canned” ow.ly/AKcib @MrJonCryer RT?
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Hobos: Scott Marvel Cassidy (BooBoo) & I are engaged!!! Ready 4 lift-off! Bert & Blueberry pleased to have a father. pic.twitter.com/IndIHG7vGA
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A noticeably dry and warm @BryanCranston just won an Emmy. U were challenged Cranston!! #Emmys2014 #ALSIceBucketChallenge
why buy a cow when you can get milk for free? simple, to have a cow friend.
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.@MingNa I, for one, was grateful you went with the red dress! #Emmys2014
Thanks #eveningbefore for a great pre-#Emmys party! Great catching up with friends last night! pic.twitter.com/avDspw4fUN
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"How fast can you hack into the system!?" "20-25 minutes." "You've got 10 minutes!" "Okay, well then I can't." - real life spy dialogues
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She can't escape her mom, even when "back to school" shopping at Target. pic.twitter.com/t85uCqIwCu
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We will try to carry on, but it won't be any fun without you. #RIPRobinWilliams
Taking this picture is actually mandatory @Disneyland pic.twitter.com/NsJg5vhXrn
Rode Soarin' again. Cried again. Seriously, what is my deal?
I can't be the only guy who cries on the Soarin' over California ride @Disneyland
Going to @Disneyland to celebrate my daughter's birthday! Maybe next year we'll actually bring her with us!
I wish @gwenstefani would do for other commonly misspelled words what she did for "bananas."
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and then, with a satisfied smile, Sting returned “I Hope the Russians Love Their Children Too” to the set list. Patience had paid off
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"It happened in the '90s, so, you know, like ten years ago." "But the '90s weren't--" "TEN YEARS AGO." "But--" "TEN."
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The superhero Ryan Reynolds was BORN to play: esqm.ag/6013mzgV
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And we're done! @bradwood3 and I complete our 6th album together "Love is the Great Rebellion" due out November pic.twitter.com/gLehg1sJDj
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Probably the most uncomfortable thing you can do in a conversation is mix up the words menstrual & minstrel. Stays pretty awkward after that
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