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Jon Cryer
Watch @MrJonCryer mix love and murder in this trailer 'Hit by Lightning': ow.ly/AZA5h
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Why would you WANT to know what celebrities look like naked?? It's about the mystery! What's under that dress? 3 legs? Maybe! Who knows!
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@MrJonCryer Can you help spreading the word? Lovely Irish dog rescuers need donations (vet bills are piling up) :( paws.ie
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Showing my 5 yr old daughter STAR WARS At the shot of the twin sunset of Tatooine: Daughter: "That must be a beautiful sight... And hot."
94 yrs ago this week the 19th Amend was ratified. These were some arguments against it #Womenvote pic.twitter.com/0q5aSed3i8
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Showing my 5 yr old daughter EMPIRE STRIKES BACK Darth: "Luke, I am your father" My daughter: "He is a terrible, terrible, terrible daddy"
I can seriously play Radiohead's "No Surprises" on the chimes here at the 77th st playground and like none of these toddlers are impressed.
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Do you think eventually gravestones will say "2 retweets 57 likes" instead if "beloved father and friend to many"?
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@HESherman: My report for @Slate: "'Homosexual Themes' Get PA School Production of SPAMALOT Canned” ow.ly/AKcib @MrJonCryer RT?
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Hobos: Scott Marvel Cassidy (BooBoo) & I are engaged!!! Ready 4 lift-off! Bert & Blueberry pleased to have a father. pic.twitter.com/IndIHG7vGA
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A noticeably dry and warm @BryanCranston just won an Emmy. U were challenged Cranston!! #Emmys2014 #ALSIceBucketChallenge
why buy a cow when you can get milk for free? simple, to have a cow friend.
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.@MingNa I, for one, was grateful you went with the red dress! #Emmys2014
Thanks #eveningbefore for a great pre-#Emmys party! Great catching up with friends last night! pic.twitter.com/avDspw4fUN
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"How fast can you hack into the system!?" "20-25 minutes." "You've got 10 minutes!" "Okay, well then I can't." - real life spy dialogues
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She can't escape her mom, even when "back to school" shopping at Target. pic.twitter.com/t85uCqIwCu
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We will try to carry on, but it won't be any fun without you. #RIPRobinWilliams
Taking this picture is actually mandatory @Disneyland pic.twitter.com/NsJg5vhXrn
Rode Soarin' again. Cried again. Seriously, what is my deal?
I can't be the only guy who cries on the Soarin' over California ride @Disneyland
Going to @Disneyland to celebrate my daughter's birthday! Maybe next year we'll actually bring her with us!
I wish @gwenstefani would do for other commonly misspelled words what she did for "bananas."
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and then, with a satisfied smile, Sting returned “I Hope the Russians Love Their Children Too” to the set list. Patience had paid off
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"It happened in the '90s, so, you know, like ten years ago." "But the '90s weren't--" "TEN YEARS AGO." "But--" "TEN."
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The superhero Ryan Reynolds was BORN to play: esqm.ag/6013mzgV
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And we're done! @bradwood3 and I complete our 6th album together "Love is the Great Rebellion" due out November pic.twitter.com/gLehg1sJDj
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Probably the most uncomfortable thing you can do in a conversation is mix up the words menstrual & minstrel. Stays pretty awkward after that
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The idea of Paul McCartney and Michael Jackson fighting over a girlfriend is almost as surreal as the fact they both use the word "dog-gone"
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I still have no clue how this will change your life in any way, but the CORRECT link for #HitByLightning is: Facebook.com/hitbylightning…
Just got word the #HitByLightning screening is SOLD OUT! Thanks guys! Stick around for the Q and A. If you Q, I will A.
Also follow #HitByLightning on the Facebook at: Facebook.com/HitByLightning I have no idea how this will help you in any way. But just do it!
#HitByLightning plays Wednesday night July 23rd 7pm in Montreal I'll be there! Will you? @HBLthemovie @Just_For_Laughs
Hey Canada! Your hockey teams kicked r butts in the Olympics, but u can make it up to me by seeing #HitByLightning at @Just_For_Laughs fest!
.@solikebasically so sorry you are going through this. The internet does NOT have to be like this.
Hey y'all, check out SATISFACTION tonight on USA!! Stephanie Szostak is in it. She's in #HitByLightning too! What are the odds?!?!
Who knew that Mila Kunis was even working in a distillery, let alone planning embezzlement.
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I can't be the only one who is going to miss @JohnMilhiser on #SNL Godspeed dude!
It's getting kind of embarrassing how much I look forward to #tbt with @RealLyndaCarter fb.me/3LVvWHXTq