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George Wallace
Patti LaBelle and sweet potato pie!!!!!
ATLANTA. December 26th. Ugly Sweater Night! Ugliest sweater gets $100 cash & whatnot. Tix->
Boston! About to tear the roof off then carefully reinstall the roof on this muthafletcha!
BOSTON!!! Saturday night and whatnot!
Y'all didn't know Andy Warhol's last work was my portrait? Just sold to a Swedish collector for over $300.
ATLANTA!!! Come wit' it on December 26th at @TheImprovAtl. Tickets at and whatnot.…
Nothing to see here. Just me and Denzel and @BishopCEBlake at the @COGICisLIVE convocation in St. Louis. God bless.
BOSTON getting a Lifetime Award & performing at @BostComedyFest with @danagould 11/14 Tix ->
Today's weather in NYC should be illegal and what not
At the #Mets game with the great Barry Seinbluth and whatnot!
TOMORROW AT 10:30 ON @IFC AN ALL NEW #GigiDoesIt Gigi voraciously stalks the indubitably awesome @MrGeorgeWallace!!!
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It could happen to anyone. I got kicked out of Ikea once for puttin' my willy in a Flärg.
I ain't gonna lie, y'all. Some of those price rollbacks put me in the mood too.
A-T-L. Day after Krimma. Tickets available soon. And so forth.
See comedic legend George Wallace on October 24! Info & tickets:
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Get your fly as hell Bernie Sanders Halloween decoration while supplies last and whatnot.
It's cold as hell at the game, but the #Mets are hot.
Nothing like a gospel brunch at Sylvia's! I did a mini concert too and still got a bill!#Harlem
Some street signs are wise as hell
Look for me and @sinbadbad in 2016 and whatnot. The "Time to Cuss Tour"!

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