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George Wallace
Naples FL. Tonight, Friday & Saturday I am at @OTHComedyClub & you can be there too. Tix at offthehookcomedy.com
Here's that time a few hours ago when @paulscheer stared lovingly at me and whatnot.
Remember @OTHComedyClub I have to ride in on a panther so arrange for a panther. See you at the end of the month.
NAPLES FLORIDA!!! Coming to you and so forth. Thu, 7/30 through Sat, 8/1. Tickets at offthehookcomedy.com Bring it!
He always called me "Reverend". Happy birthday, Sir. You are missed.
Y'all, @sommoresofunny is one of the best comedians ever. She lit Vegas up. Love her. Go see her ASAP & so forth. #FF
Shout out to doors with "Handicrafts" written on 'em. You ain't shit if you don't got a door with "Handicrafts" on it
For #SharkWeek here's how to survive a shark attack by decisively swimming through its digestive tract & out its anus
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Sad that I will not be appearing in the new Star Wars. My screen test was good as hell, but they went younger.
Please support our Kickstarter. We're only open on Sundays and we don't care who you screw.
Put down your torches before reading this so you don't catch on fire.
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Me and @KevinHart4real at the Honoring Unsung Fathers Awards & Scholarship Brunch. Thanks for having us @JudgeMablean
I like to stand in front of these signs and slowly count out loud on my fingers, then shrug and jump in.
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Gettin' some fly as hell ankle tattoos with @MichaelColyar and @SamuelLJackson.
I ran into the Stanley Cup again today. I was the only thing that was black at the parade. Me and the puck & whatnot.
I got @MrT training me for the Valley Karate Championships. The Cobra Kai are goin' DOWN!
Just when you thought no more crazy shit could happen in Florida. Naples, comin' to ya! Tix at offthehookcomedy.com




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