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George Wallace
Southern Califor-nigh-yay. What are y'all doing Thursday?
Might as well announce it here. I'm in. Let's ride, @onedirection family! #OneDirection
Southern California! Get yo laff on Thursday night (4/2) w/ me & dynomite guest Jimmie Walker…
NYC this Saturday's gonna be top notch, not one of the lower notches. Come laff it off! Tix-->…
FUN FACT: My daughter spells "computer" the way extremely drunk people say it.
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NYC. Gonna have fun next weekend & I'd love to see you there for the laughs & so forth. Tix-->…
You expect me to learn lovemakin' secrets then just sit & watch the Taiwan news? I'm gonna go make love on somebody!
NYC. 3/28. Bring it. My friends & I will make y'all chuckle & so forth, what have you. Tix-->…
I wonder if Pharrell's singing "Happy" today? He and Robin "Got to Give it Up" and whatnot.
Got to spend time with my beloved son, @KevinHart4real, at @JerrySeinfeld's Fatherhood Lunch to benefit @LoveRecycled
One more time...I'm living LIFE like it's Golden. Whip Dee Doo. 80 degrees. I'm sorry NY. MI. IL. PA. DC and MA.
NYC can I see your smilin' faces in March? Gonna be a great night & so forth, etcetera. Tix at
Denied again 'cause of my gimpy prostate!
A seal fought an octopus. I got yo back, seal fighting an octopus. Octopus-fighting seal #1. Give it up for this seal
Alabama. Saturday night. Bring me some chocolates and teddy bears and whatnot!!!!
People of Alabama. Real talk. If you don't take yo valentine to see my show Saturday they'll straight up cheat on you
Me, best friend of 39yrs Seinfeld and pilot Maliik @TheFoxTheatre ATL.
Alabama!!! Come wit' on Valentine's Day. I got jokes for you lovebirds and whatnot!!!