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George Wallace
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Put down your torches before reading this so you don't catch on fire.
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Me and @KevinHart4real at the Honoring Unsung Fathers Awards & Scholarship Brunch. Thanks for having us @JudgeMablean
I like to stand in front of these signs and slowly count out loud on my fingers, then shrug and jump in.
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I ran into the Stanley Cup again today. I was the only thing that was black at the parade. Me and the puck & whatnot.
I got @MrT training me for the Valley Karate Championships. The Cobra Kai are goin' DOWN!
Just when you thought no more crazy shit could happen in Florida. Naples, comin' to ya! Tix at
Now you know why I love my home in NYC.
This is it I made it. me and SNL Leslie at Comic Strip NYC.
My daughter and I went to the zoo for my birthday. She thought the thing behind us was a kitty. Because she's stupid.
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Thank you for fixing my bends, but why on Earth did you crack my rims?!
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L.A. I host the Honoring Unsung Fathers Awards & Scholarship Brunch on 6/21 Tix & rooms here->
The day @Nike decided to test the loyalty of its Black customers:
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This West LA Starbucks has quickly gone from "Let's discuss race relations" to "Fuck it here's an orca in a sombrero"
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Shout out to this boar bustin through a mall roof. He's done playin' by the rules. One of the top 3 boars of all time
Why is @MrGeorgeWallace eating ribs in Lolli's beauty salon? Find out tonight 10:30/9:30C on @tvland.
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