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The Mountain Goats
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I formally demand that the @Cubs apologize to Jeff Samardzija for his bullpen
Jeff Samardzija is the only pitcher in the last 100 yrs to go 7+ IP and allow 2 ER or fewer in his 1st 5 GS of a season and not earn a win
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maybe literally everyone leaves Wrigley early on its birthday and the Cubs finish this fiasco to an empty house
@mattfraction @mountain_goats cubs bullpen can't have any coffee bc COFFEE IS FOR CLOSERS
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this game is basically the stinking essence of bring a Cubs fan. drink this elixir all your life to truly grasp its fetor
here's the main two things you need to know about me: 1. I'm wario. 2. I'ma gonna win.
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it is so good to spend the morning in Iowa though for real
if they try to suppress my JD Has A Hunch edition of the Bible let Twitter remember MATTHEW 12:40 IS AN INTERPOLATION I'M SURE OF IT
I see a bat moon rising / I see a moon made out of bats / I see -- did you hear me that time / I see a fuckin moon made out of bats
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placeholder in memory of the opera buffa joke I just tried to make
turning and turning in the widening gyre / the falcon cannot hear the falconer / 420. blaze it, directioners #420blazeitdirectioners
as Nostradamus predicted so long ago, #420blazeitdirectioners is trending nationwide
@mountain_goats i came here to kick ass and listen to air supply and im all out of love
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it's such a nice day outside and I'd love to say more about it but PLAYOFF HOCKEY
God almighty I love you, Chicago.
I'm claiming credit for today's Cubs victory because before I came to town they were having a rough time
Anyone in the world need a ticket or two (or even 3) for @mountain_goats tonight (Saturday)? A couple people skipped town cuz of Easter.
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