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I want a German Shepherd Husky 😍T
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and double frontflips don't mix....
Procrastination has taught me how to do 30 minutes of work in 8 hours and 8 hours of work in 30 minutes.
“Maybe a soulmate is someone who understands the very deepest parts of you without you having to explain.”
I'm Italian SHUT THE FUCK UP
My real home is in Roseville, MN.. js
If ur a girl fuck off. Cuz @lynzeyshae
with no scope you
Can i have penguin footie pajamas? Like plz
You can cure almost any addiction with cocaine.
Don't have time to take a bath? Just take bath salts.
Running short on time before school? Dry your hair while you shower.
Genuinely loving The Red Jumpsuit Apperatus right now.
r u an olive garden breadstick because i want u
when u at ur friends house and they start gettin yelled at by their mom so u quickly start to spin up some records to avoid the awkwardness
I'm sorry I don't laugh at the right times
Clogged sinuses? Snort cocaine.
Swallow magnets to become attractive.
Need a conversation topic with your Jewish friends parents? Holocaust.
If you don't have enough money to fill up your gas tank just add some water. I would suggest some SmartWater though, none of that tap shit.
Too young to buy alcohol? Just mix hand sanitizer with your favorite soda!
There is no cure for the common cold other than meth.
Want to get rich? Kill yourself and claim the life insurance.
How to get in shape in 60 days!
3. Learn Latin
4. Eat crayons
5. Shake a baby
Having an asthma attack? Smoke cigarettes, it clears and strengthens your lungs for future incidents.
Want to drink and drive? Do it during the night while the cops are sleeping.
Want to get out of a speeding ticket? Jokingly tell the cop that your taxes pay his salary. You will get off with a laugh and a warning!
When you try to escape yo girl cause she's on her period. vine.co/v/e2mni6x6JPa
's snapchat story has me dead 😂😂😂😂😂
I love you 417% of the time. @kevinmasters417