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Mindy Kaling

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β€œ@ameerabajrai: @mindykaling it wasn't very good....” I get it, I SUCK AT VINE. Back to the vine I don't suck at... eatin red vines hahaha
I retire from vine. Didn't get enough praise.
some of the creatures in my house: my first vine vine.co/v/bVr60I2uQgb
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Happy Birthday to my favorite person @JocelynLeavitt πŸŽ‰πŸŽ#bestfrondsnds
When you do it, it's uber, when I do it, it's ΓΌber
the memorial day BBQ outfit game is a deadly one #prints
I leave my house in the morning and there are no spiders or cobwebs and when I come home at night it's like the crypt of the forgotten kings
Hey! Thanks to you guys who tweet me about the book. I feel so good reading your nice comments. I love you.
From my work window I see into Amblin and it seems like paradise. Secret fish pond!
My new office looks into Amblin Entertainment and I swear to God I see ET running around in their yard
Proud taxpayer for the state of Koalafornia
β€œ@bjnovak: @mindykaling @TraceyWigfield #youknowyourbossisghettowhen” DON'T YOU DARE START A MOCKING HASHTAG OF ME
β€œ@TraceyWigfield: @mindykaling someone used a special gift card tonight pic.twitter.com/x2ehdzHHdq” only the best for my sweet angel πŸ”πŸŸπŸ¦
Jhonni Blaze, my heavens! #whoa #jelly
Okay how do I dress this summer when I'm NOT at a music festival?
This cool dude was listening to Daft Punk on Melrose. Hope he doesn't fly out of his car.
Girls like Spock cuz Spock's like "logically I should not feel love" and we're all like "oh yes you will, you little hot Vulcan bastard."
HANDS UP IF U REVERSE-COMMUTE YO
Live in Hollywood/Work in the Valley/look like Bollywood/Talk like the Valley
β€œ@mindykaling: "cruciferous vegetables" have a crazy uphill battle getting you to eat them” yes cause it sounds like they killed Jesus.
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Hey guys, how am I supposed to feel exactly after I watch an Old Navy commercial?
Obviously I would like to see Danny and Jay "Lady & The Tramp". Wouldn't you? youtu.be/ChytSjQ7nac #thisistheend
I wrote this very important piece for The New Yorker. newyorker.com/reporting/2013…
Master & Commander is my favorite movie. Remember when Paul Bettany has to perform surgery on himself with a mirror?!
Love my Kathryn Amberleighs so much I got them in two colors
"Mindy Kaling invites you to celebrate the birthdays of @JeremyBronson & @TraceyWigfield. There will be one hour of free drinks, no more."
If youre not seeing Frances Ha we will have nothing to talk about for the next week
Cool shoe box cover @jeffreycampbell!
if u stay with me at my house, this is what my guest bedroom looks like. "Insane asylum for adolescent girls" comes to mind.
I will miss Stefon, of course, I can't even deal with no more Vinny Vedecci. nbc.com/saturday-night…
How to make a list without Spin Doctors references: 1. 2. princes kneel before you Shit I did it again I'm so bad at this why do I even try
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It's last day of hiatus, so I'm reading about superfoods and then I'm going to see Frances Ha. Season 2 writers room starts tomorrow!
"cruciferous vegetables" have a crazy uphill battle getting you to eat them
these are the comedy writers of Sterling Cooper Draper Pryce
I want these two to do another movie together, they were so good
If i can figure out how to bling or swag out a mophie I truly am set for life
#BlackRock looks so good. directed by & starring @duplaselton & written by @MarkDuplass. I know it's gonna scare me but I can't stop myself!
Gathering for Pam to slap Michael
I unleashed on instagram like it was a dog park at dawn
Seth and I shot one of our dates in a pie shop and got free pie samples. I think Seth is the cutest fucking person alive.
For a whole we were going to do an animated opening credits and this was an option for animated me!
From the first set of promo pictures
The one day we had cool visitors no one told me and Tracey a photo was being taken. OF COURSE @jeremybronson and Ike posed
Me and Chris. Anders took this on my phone between takes of the campfire scene in the finale. I look so in love with him!
Found some amazing #themindyproject season 1 pics. This is post cake fight with Kemper in Danny's Friend
Nobody cares but I destroyed the Topshop on Broadway & Broome and mauled Pearl River Mart after
I miss New York and walking home a little tipsy and being like Henry James probably walked home tipsy here too