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ok i need help from u going to open up a bar in nyc & i need u to follow the page @Planetjellyee (following back every1 who does)
Lmaoo the @sad account got me weak af 😂😂
if ur gonna be nice to me there is a 59382% chance im gonna like u
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weather be like: mon - 75° ☀ tues - 22° ❄ wed - 57° ⛅ thurs - 30° ☔ fri - 80°☀ (with a chance of snow)
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I can't turn water into wine, but I'm excellent at turning small talk into sex..
When no one in the groupchat answers you
When you're finally over someone and they message you again
When girls first get their nipples pierced every be picture they be like
My nigga tupac getting real good at hiding...
When your GF favorites a Tweet of u flirting When u thought she was asleep
Who's old enough to remember this?
When your ex hit you up asking 'Do you miss me?
play fighting 😭😂
That awkward moment when Pharrel's happy song makes you wanna punch someone in the face.
Friendzone First Team All-American
when u think ur crush likes u back
Shoutout to my eyes, for always looking out for me.
RIP Spring.. 4/12/14 - 4-14-14 You will be missed