that's just the porn star version
That awkward moment when you notice the PEN!S on the cover of The Little Mermaid in my last tweet!!!
Have you ever noticed these hidden #Disney
characters in other Disney movies? Check out # 3! bit.ly/18hyfbK
when someone speaks the truth, I be like .. pic.twitter.com/zWN1uGK3b1
mom: *walks into my room*
I won't ask anymore questions.. pic.twitter.com/jMdBdaIZiX
when your parents are yelling at you pic.twitter.com/ObNHAgQ1jK
Sweet tanline bro... No homo pic.twitter.com/Kei2pQT3h7
8th graders are actually excited for high school
they have no fucking idea
If you laughed you're EVIL pic.twitter.com/cdvHeAIAdg
☝DAMN!😭 It's official👍, Justin Bieber is apart of the illuminati. Just look at his new tattoo in my last tweet! smh😒👇
Justin Bieber gets illuminati X tattoo. PHOTOS bit.ly/18g574U
Amanda Bynes appears in a Manhattan court yesterday .......
Bring in the dancing lobsters pic.twitter.com/fL2ApmGyj3
No, I am not single!
I'm in a long distance relationship because my girlfriend lives in the future ( ._.)
Some patients are going to die, & you have to learn to accept that. It's just part of being a dentist
I'd rather lose an argument to you, than lose you to an argument
i cant stop laughing LMAO pic.twitter.com/wDTYIhEMku
people who post the "don't delete my Instagram" picture should get their Instagram deleted
Want to get drunk on the beach without getting caught? pic.twitter.com/MOFIHt4mce
do you ever sit with your family and feel like pic.twitter.com/bQdmoON57i
When the person I like is single pic.twitter.com/Z268Fu7jBa
who just bites an apple halfway and just leaves it there ? pic.twitter.com/ZYAZ6niJaH
Watching my timeline right now pic.twitter.com/rzywxfh9Qp
my relationships are like pic.twitter.com/JTijxe6bHG
Just because you're in a relationship it doesn't make you better than anyone else, for example pic.twitter.com/XBu0zCFOvh
when I first made a Twitter account pic.twitter.com/wK7oDk2irQ
Me everytime i lie to people and i got busted: pic.twitter.com/4FsLQvsca6
when you look at your reflection on your phone and you see pic.twitter.com/UxSQbzfCh8
Your so ugly that when you play Mortal Kombat scorpion says stay over there
Me: Did it hurt?
Them: Did what hurt?
Me: When you fell from somebody's asshole into toilet water, you piece of shit.
fuck you guys I still really want a pair of moon boots pic.twitter.com/K3ZEdVWgZp
When it's time to go sleep In an African home pic.twitter.com/uoquJbr3Ay
Divorce is never an option pic.twitter.com/Gt6NgDKa6M
When mcdonalds workers charge u for like sweet and sour sauce u give em one of these pic.twitter.com/ntYbG1N3XS
When someone tries to talk to your girl.. pic.twitter.com/rQlj3shNdr
Me & my baby drake got matching outfits today 😂😂pic.twitter.com/HH4EJv8Tf7
selena gomez without teeth pic.twitter.com/GLWLhklrFm