@miilkkk that's just the porn star version
That awkward moment when you notice the PEN!S on the cover of The Little Mermaid in my last tweet!!!
Have you ever noticed these hidden
#Disney characters in other Disney movies? Check out # 3!
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when someone speaks the truth, I be like ..
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mom: *walks into my room*
me:
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I won't ask anymore questions..
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when your parents are yelling at you
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Sweet tanline bro... No homo
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they have no fucking idea
If you laughed you're EVIL
pic.twitter.com/cdvHeAIAdg ☝DAMN!😭 It's official👍, Justin Bieber is apart of the illuminati. Just look at his new tattoo in my last tweet! smh😒👇
Justin Bieber gets illuminati X tattoo. PHOTOS
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Amanda Bynes appears in a Manhattan court yesterday .......
Bring in the dancing lobsters
pic.twitter.com/fL2ApmGyj3 No, I am not single!
I'm in a long distance relationship because my girlfriend lives in the future ( ._.)
Some patients are going to die, & you have to learn to accept that. It's just part of being a dentist
I'd rather lose an argument to you, than lose you to an argument
i cant stop laughing LMAO
pic.twitter.com/wDTYIhEMku people who post the "don't delete my Instagram" picture should get their Instagram deleted
Want to get drunk on the beach without getting caught?
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do you ever sit with your family and feel like
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When the person I like is single
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who just bites an apple halfway and just leaves it there ?
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Watching my timeline right now
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my relationships are like
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Just because you're in a relationship it doesn't make you better than anyone else, for example
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when I first made a Twitter account
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Me everytime i lie to people and i got busted:
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when you look at your reflection on your phone and you see
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Me: Did it hurt?
Them: Did what hurt?
Me: When you fell from somebody's asshole into toilet water, you piece of shit.
fuck you guys I still really want a pair of moon boots
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When it's time to go sleep In an African home
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Divorce is never an option
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When mcdonalds workers charge u for like sweet and sour sauce u give em one of these
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When someone tries to talk to your girl..
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Me & my baby drake got matching outfits today 😂😂
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selena gomez without teeth
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