I cant wait to see girls wearing clothes like this (my last tweet) Amazing Summer Fashion!
@miilkkk on a scale of not really excited to pouring chocolate on myself, I'm this guy
pic.twitter.com/yPS0FWejov I cant wait to see girls wearing clothes like this (my last tweet) Amazing Summer Fashion!
Get summer ready with Oscar de la Renta!
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IM IN TEARS I CANT BREATHE
pic.twitter.com/8kInhUrDyB grandma: what ever happened to that rapper 2 packs of sugar?
Me: -_-....you mean 2pac shakur! and he died grandma
when you hear people arguing in your street..
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Why I don't get out of bed
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👩:"Yo gear is real tight today boo."
👦: "Appreciate it. You know, Nike, Burberry, Gucci, Scooby-Doooo
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If you have an iPhone and don’t have this app(my last tweet) you are doing it sooo wrong
Ramblr for iPhone - Get the App, Share your outdoor story with Ramblr and Enter to win
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I swear half of these yahoo questions have to fake lol
pic.twitter.com/rUAUrimclw do u think ur pets talk shit about u when ur not home
When someone actually texts me first
pic.twitter.com/zorvbzriMh The Office ended, How I met Your Mother ended, the seniors are graduating. I have no friends. I'm fat and ugly. MY LIFE IS OVER!
"I feel like all my kids grew up... and married each other." The office
If someone did this for me
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I can't breathe ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚ðŸ˜
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When I'm trying to get off the phone and the other person keeps rambling...
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When your parents are yelling at you
pic.twitter.com/MjZEMVkLDG If you have an iPhone and don’t have this app(my last tweet) you are doing it sooo wrong
The best things in life aren’t things
The less people you chill with, the less bullshit you deal with.
when your teacher touches you
pic.twitter.com/RjmgQRiAGM on the bright side i am not addicted to cocaine
i’d actually go running if there wasnt anybody around to see me stop after 43 seconds
if you are ever sad just remember u don't have nipple that look like
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When someone tells me my crush is taken
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