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Michael Ian Black
comedian comedy actor 1,931,300 followers
Fun fact: Every man in London dresses like Boy George.
You're Not Doing It Right by @michaelianblack is the best thing I read in a long time. However, I am mad he doesn't usually retweet praise
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Here in London, they've got movies starring Pierce Brosnan I've never even heard of! HUNDREDS of them!
Travel tip: Europeans like it when I chant "Death to America."
Great news: I am out of the USA on tax day, which means I don't have to pay taxes this year!
Everything's going great in London except Keira Knightley hasn't grabbed my butt or anything.
You want to hear how fucked up England is? They air "Game of Thrones" on Monday instead of Sunday. #wtf #thirdworldtv
Sucks that the US Airways tweet happened AFTER they handed out the Pulitzers.
Well, that's it. Hope I answered every question you have ever had about England or Britain. #godsavethequeen
Yes, but these are supposed to be questions about England. RT @wilwalker have u eaten spotted dick?
I'm still working on tuffets. Haven't gotten to crumpets yet. RT @kevin_briot what is a crumpet and does it really go well with tea?
GREAT question. My exotic good looks and negative comparisons of everything to America. RT @AdamJPete what do foreigners like most about you
There is no Union, Jack. Margaret Thatcher destroyed it. RT @renewkir what is the Union Jack?
Right now it looks like it's going to be Adele. RT @britishphill Who is the public going to vote for as next Queen?
According to ESPN, 6' 5". RT @Bianconero93 how big is Big Ben?
Now that I've been here a few days, I'm an expert: I'll take some questions about England or Britain for the next few minutes.
No gas here. Just something called "petrol." MT @awdubreuil Hi, Michael. How much does gasoline cost in England?
Just back from seeing Henry VIII's palace. It was cool but it would have been better if Donald Trump had designed it.
Please review the rules for Topics Podcast! @michaelianblack @mshowalter Earwolf (@earwolf). It will clear things up.
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Pretty sure I just walked by the Spice Girls on the street. #london
Guys, when you conceal your jealousy when I mention that I am from the same state as Jon Bon Jovi, you just make yourself look stupid.
??? Pretty sure you're wrong. MT @hottstash Nobody likes that. Especially if said in that "condescending" California/Midwestern accent.
Honestly, trying to explain to every British person here why America kicks so much ass is getting exhausting and seems to be unappreciated.