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Michael Ian Black
My dinner had so much olive oil in it I look like this now:
Whoa, sex in space. That's right. Sex. In. SPACE! I'm watching #TheExpanse on @Syfy. #ad…
US Apr ’39: If in Congress, would you support a bill to open US to larger number of European refugees? By Religion.
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@michaelianblack here's some more material for your troll-slaying session <3 <3
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When you think you're out of ketchup but find another one in the pantry.
"Please help us to survive so that one day we can live in freedom again." 60 Minutes, 1979 Incredible.…
After the war, the Vietnamese boat people - poor, uneducated and fearing persecution - fled. We let them in.
In WWII, fear of Jews kept them from finding safe port in America.
The Irish fled poverty and starvation. They were vilified. We let them in.
1917; replace "German" with "Muslim." We're not far off, kids.
Sorry guys, off to jerk it.
Yet you use a potent international symbol of non-violence as your avi.

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