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Michael Ian Black
comedian comedy actor 1,931,253 followers
Topics listeners: @GramBradsworth is looking to start a study group in the Manahawkin, NJ area. Please contact him if you are interested.
Starting to question whether Twitter is what will ultimately provide my spiritual and emotional fulfillment.
As I watch baseball this Easter, glad that Jesus got some "extra innings."
THE NEW 10 COMMANDMENTS 1 Laugh. 2 Read. 3 Say please. 4 Floss. 5 Doubt. 6 Exercise. 7 Learn. 8 Don't hate. 9 Cut the bullshit. 10 Chill.
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Idea: Godzilla but it's Jesus.
SPORTSFACT: Each season, professional baseball teams play many games. Follow this account for more #sportsfacts
From all of us in Il Divo, have a prayerful and music-filled Easter.
Congrats to Jesus and zombies everywhere.
Jealous of you London folks who get to see @davidwain's "They Came Together" and @jennyslate in "Obvious Child" before us! #SundanceLondon
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If he really had her at hello, she's fucking crazy.
??? RT @Sarah_Roamer NO. I didn't get you at first. No. Your nigger ass doesn't have what it takes.
Parents: ten days until my new children's book comes out, illustrated by @inkyelbows. It's called "Naked!" Preorder: amzn.to/1pj025f
Watching the 30 for 30 about Tonya Harding. But it is equally a story about bad mustaches.
If Jesus can rise, so can I. Fuck it: tomorrow I'm going to the mall.
Woody Allen cites Freud: wit's relation to the unconscious, which will unpack @mshowalter @michaelianblack's Topic. fb.me/331uNLy6v
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The more I reflect on it, the prouder I am to have invented @twitter.
IT WAS HISTORICAL TRIVIA!!! RT @VixenRogue a Jameriquai joke... way to keep it relevant man.
Historical Trivia: If Jamiroquai had discovered America, we could have called it Jameriqua.
Guys, I am not able to announce my tour dates yet because they keep selling out. So frustrating! Hopefully today. Maybe tomorrow.
@michaelianblack When will I receive my prize for proving that you're a national treasure? davsart.wordpress.com/2014/04/18/mic…
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I CAN CARRY TWO BAGS OF GROCERIES AT ONCE!!!
Now I'm getting into socks. I hate myself.
Somebody should write an article celebrating me as a national treasure and then maybe people will think I am a national treasure.