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Michael Ian Black
comedian comedy actor 1,931,216 followers
Historical Trivia: If Jamiroquai had discovered America, we could have called it Jameriqua.
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Guys, I am not able to announce my tour dates yet because they keep selling out. So frustrating! Hopefully today. Maybe tomorrow.
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@michaelianblack When will I receive my prize for proving that you're a national treasure? davsart.wordpress.com/2014/04/18/mic…
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I CAN CARRY TWO BAGS OF GROCERIES AT ONCE!!!
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Now I'm getting into socks. I hate myself.
Somebody should write an article celebrating me as a national treasure and then maybe people will think I am a national treasure.
Wow. I haven't even announced where and when I'll be performing but all the shows are already sold out. Will announce NEW dates later today.
INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT NEWS: I will be announcing May/June tour dates later today. PLEASE DO NOT LEAVE YOUR COMPUTER EVEN FOR AN INSTANT!!!
Back in the USA after a week away. Slaughtered a herd of buffalo in celebration.
NAKED! in NYC at B&N: @michaelianblack & I are doing a 1st-time-ever joint appearance on Apr.30: bit.ly/1mgzrkt
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Security at Heathrow is so thorough they just made me check myself before I wreck myself.
When Customs asks me if I have anything to declare, I'm going to say I still want to lick Kate Moss's boobs.
.@michaelianblack you are the worst knockoff of @robdelaney ever. Like knockoff Louis Vuitton sold from a bag in Chinatown.
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Now entertaining offers from British publishours to compile my "London tweets" into the definitive folio.
Can't tell if I'm going to miss London more or if London is going to miss me more. Probably a tie, like in sockerball.
10 more days to enter to win NAKED! by @michaelianblack, illustrated by Debbie Ridpath Ohi @inkyelbows kidlit411.com/2014/04/kidlit…
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Yeah, they did a show for me. It was good. RT @CynicalSkittles did you get Pink Floyd back together or what?
Some stupid idiot just asked me for directions even though I don't live here. I was like, "I don't even live here!"
Londoners are so used to seeing celebrities they let me pass among them as if they have no idea who I am.
Last full day in London. Will try to make the most of it by reuniting Pink Floyd.