is the number 1 "Must" this week in @EW #AnotherPeriod
trump said was pro-lgbt last week
this is member of his religious team just announced today rightwingwatch.org/content/james-…
's new picture book explains "beasty" Donald Trump to your kids: huff.to/28JJUYC
The Trump campaign raised less money in May than Veronica Mars movie Kickstarter: slate.me/28JQYjF
When it's time to update your Twitter page.
's New Picture Book Explains 'Beasty' Donald Trump To Your Kids goo.gl/Uj0Zv4
Now #4 in humor. Damn it, if only I were funnier than George Orwell.
FATHER'S DAY IS HERE! Mantle Gun Clock. Solid wood with deep Mahogany stain-ebay.to/25aECw8
Buy a gun a get free bacon, Happy Father's day
Happy Father's Day to all the cigar smokin', gun carryin' Dads! | @IrishaJ #cigarsandguns #HFD #puffpuffpewpew
#6 in Humor, just behind the HILARIOUS "Fahrenheit 451" and SIDE-SPLITTING "1984".
My dad's advice to parents who may be struggling w/ their kid's coming out.
"A Child's First Book of Trump" just cracked the Top 100. Get on the Trump Train!
Written by me. Directed by @heatherfink
. Thank you to associate producer @rgay
& our 500 @kickstarter
Hey, that's my daughter's name!
"Hacker by day, Hot Topic manager by night" –@michaelianblack
, renaissance man #LSSC
This is what I really look like. Please note the Band-Aid on my nose.
Somebody edited my photo to give me a nose job, a better jaw, and smoky eyes, and the Colbert Show used it. 🍆💦�YRZp
For sale at Donald Trump's rally in Houston:
Stealing a bunch of crap from my Late Show dressing room.