In the course of my writing research, I discovered long ago that duct tape does not work as a gag. Proof: youtube.com/watch?v=QY2vuG…
I got offered tickets to the theater tonight, but I had to decline since it's #ScandaI
What if Meg Cabot characters gathered for a holiday party? Check out the Pinterest page! ow.ly/ruHBZ
Danny's Secret Santa gift for Mindy on #themindyproject
made me laugh until I cried. I love this show so much! buzzsugar.com/Danny-Dancing-…
Please read this amazing post by @libbabray
in honor of World AIDS Day, her dad, and her friend. Hugs, Libba! bit.ly/1hrh0t6
I have too many feels from Sunday night TV. I need a doctor. Or a martini.
I'm sure Judith will be all right . . . Well, probably not now. #TheWalkingDead
Carl is my other hero (besides Daryl, of course).
How did all of you do with #NaNoWriMo
? I wish I'd done better, but remember: There's always tomorrow. Never give up! Never surrender!
What am I thankful for this year? Books, good cooks, cute empire waist dresses, loyal readers, family, and cats. How about you?
Happy Thanksgiving (and Happy Hanukkah). Save me some (gluten free) pumpkin pie!
Saw this while last minute Thanksgiving shopping. Marshmallow not included! #CrackingUp ow.ly/i/3R89C
How often to do you see a family this cute at the Home Depot? #KrazyKeyWest
She let me try on her crown
Ashlea Louis - Miss Teen FL!
Loving this awesome acapella version of Lorde's Royals by the Florida State University Acabelles!
Where has this website been all my life? I'm so happy right now! wornontv.net
Thanks to everyone who came see me in SoFlo this week! I had the best time! XOMC
Me with fellow literary judge Prodigy of Mobb Deep @ the Literary Death Match in Miami! pic.twitter.com/CYfMcmfYok
Me with Literary Death Match host Todd Zuniga in Miami! pic.twitter.com/0WdmOAeS3d
I'll be a judge @ the Literary Death Match tonight in Miami! Hope to see you there! bit.ly/I1U5p8 twitpic.com/dm77iq
Thanks to everyone who came to see me last night. I got to meet Miss Teen Florida!
Come and see me tomorrow on tour at the Miami Book Fair! I'll be signing copies of The Bride Wore Size 12. ow.ly/r2dKG
Come and see me on tour in Wellington, Fl tonight! I'll be signing copies of The Bride Wore Size 12.
Note to David Blaine: a really good magic trick would be to make the location of wanted criminals show up on the cell phones of cops.
Packing to leave for my mini-tour tomorrow. Hope to see you there!
Such heartbreaking images from the tornado outbreaks this weekend! Stay strong, Midwesterners!
Come and see me at the Miami Book Fair on Saturday! ow.ly/qHPdB
So sad to hear about the death of Barbara Park, creator of Junie B Jones.
She was a funny, lovely lady who got so many kids to read!
A book tour, holiday shopping and a Literary Death Match! ow.ly/qUylY
Saw the documentary @the_short_game
about kid golfers at the @KeyWestFilmFest
. So cute & inspiring! Now we need one about kid writers.
Writing is like driving at night in fog. You only see as far as your headlights, but you can make the whole trip that way.' E.L. Doctorow
Uh, I mean no writing getting done by me. I'm going to the movies. #kwff13
No writing getting done when the #kwff13
(Key West Film Festival) is going on! AMAZING films and speakers! pic.twitter.com/yYj1FFNAnA
"Any writer can make a reader cry. It takes true talent to make readers laugh." Judy Troy #BestWritingTeacherQuotes
My biggest regret right now is that I did not dress as Drunk First Lady Mellie for Halloween. #Scandal #Bonkers #LoveThisShow
Come and see me on tour this month! On Fri. Nov 22 I'll be at the Literary Death Match in Miami. ow.ly/qHP1d
Come and see me on tour this month. On Thurs. Nov 21 I'll be in Wellington, FL! ow.ly/qHOEd
12-year-old Madison Kimrey is a true All American Girl!
A teacher sent me author @mattdelapena
's NPR piece on growing up a "reluctant reader." It is outstanding. n.pr/1dZ9t0K
Come and see me on tour this month! I'll be in Delray Beach, FL on Wed. Nov 20! ow.ly/qHNv0
I love Thor but this spoof of his Super Sweet 16 is HILARIOUS:
Thank you for your service, veterans!
"Baking pies, shooting bad guys, and writing books are all equally noble and difficult work." Mr. Gotch #BestWritingTeacherQuotes #8thGrade
So heart-wrenching to see the devastation and loss in the Philippines. To help, please go here: redcross.org.ph/donate
Patient turns OR into a dance floor - Full story! Love it.
Daily Word Count: 288
I read a great book, the Empty Copper Sea by John D MacDonald. So good!