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The Real Mr. Matt
television comedy actor acting usa 768,213 followers
MAMA SAID KNOCK YOU OUT and I said please mom you're drunk you're yelling at a tree please stop making a scene
Will my cellphone work in Hell?
You know you have freedom of thought along with your freedom of speech. Try thinking before you talk.
As president I swear to provide every household with a tiny Matt Bennett. He will do chores for you but WILL also spy for any funny business
This Show Is Your Show is PACKED tonight! This may be the best audience we've ever had!
Fighting requires action. And actions speak louder than words. Therefore, fighting must speak louder than words. Glad I could clear that up.
My uncle @Bruce_Bennett is a hockey photographer who shot his 5000 game last night! Congratulations!
This Show is Your Show is Thursday. Join Matt Bennett & Moses Storm plus TJ Miller & more!
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THIS SHOW IS ON FIRE! Next Thursday 9pm! This Show Is Your Show! We got @mulaney! WE GOT HIM!…
April Fools Day 1979! History was made. Happy Birthday @NickelodeonTV thanks for all the years I spent in front of my TV mutating my brain.… Was reminded of this song by the guy who runs the @NickelodeonTV Twitter, I used to love this song in high school!
Congratulations to @DanWarp for his lifetime of achievement! That award was well deserved. Proud to have worked with him for so many years!
The real star of the Kids Choice Awards. @CamelToad is his number one fan!
My view at the Kids Choice Awards this year
I had a dream last night about a prison made only for cherry tomato's called Seedlings. Analyze my dream, Twitter.