Grow Your Twitter Audience - Free!

Matt Bennett

television comedy 470,305 followers
Share this page  
Yo, ding dong, man. Ding dong yo. Ding dong express. Ding dong dang. instagram.com/p/ZeyA1CGf5F/
Some things never change. Like this Japanese karaoke bar's coasters. instagram.com/p/ZeruipmfxW/
The tag on my pants seems a little self-evident #LiarLiar instagram.com/p/ZZTG8oGf61/
Universe fans! @LizGillies and I want to know who your favorite character is! Is it Fartchurd? Maybe Dildan? Or do you like The Sun. Tell us
soundcloud.com/mott-bonnott/t… New The Universe! with me and @LizGillies Today's question: "Where are my car keys?"
ustream.tv/broadcasterpag… WITH @LizGillies SINGING SONGS FOR 10 MINUTES ONLY. COME ONE COME ON.
OMG Leon just called me
It's a shame I have but one life to live. I should have taken WAY more pictures of my brunch when I had the chance.
youtube.com/watch?v=7_rBid… Mother. There is no other. Like mother. So treat her right.
Lots of fun at cinefamily in honor of the Japanese classic "Hausu." instagram.com/p/ZFPFqfGf4U/
Does anyone know if a novelization of Adam Sandler's Jack and Jill was ever written? I'm asking for a friend.
This Show Is Your Show 2morrow night 9pm later time= super fine. That being said, we were almost fined for putting posters in illegal places
pitchfork.com/news/50630-riv… This is so pertinent to my interests
Colorado people, is there a good place in Boulder or Denver that I could play a show at next month?
Boston Market used to be called Boston Chicken #NeverForget
How do you look into the opposite of a mirror?
What is the opposite of a mirror?
Wait, @MattBennett as a super villain named Milkman? This sounds like a job for Superdude! at.nick.com/10a2ycp pic.twitter.com/O5Rv8De7zU
Retweeted by Matt Bennett
Taking your anger out on a movie poster is never the answer! Even if it is a Russell Crowe film! instagram.com/p/Y0degpGfxN/
"You go for those sad, sullen 18 year old girls." "It's because I'm a sad, sullen 18 year old girl at heart."
Like goofs and blunders? Rad! Check out the outtakes from "The It Factor" ft. @brideylee @MattBennett @traviswyman !! youtu.be/Bl_01c9XHpU
Retweeted by Matt Bennett
Spooky Trio and the Kreepy King of Spooks at the Renaissance Faire @CamelToad @Uptomyknees pic.twitter.com/lpTXmKL8L1
Everyone send love to @Acnewhouse she is my rock goddess!
Hey everyone! Wish @MattBennett a very happy birthday! He's 23 today!
Retweeted by Matt Bennett
Skip watching your Real Housewives reruns for 37 minutes and watch this compilation of Weird Al Polkas. I mean it: youtube.com/watch?v=XDzPyS…
Use this time to revisit our old episodes. Check in with old friend. Have a laugh on your pals Matt and Liz. soundcloud.com/mott-bonnott
Liz is out of town so no new podcast this week, but we'll be coming back strong with something fun once she gets back
Also, some of your photos were very disturbing. I'm switching back to watching Rocko to get my mind off of them.
We got it. Here's the poem in all it's Tweeted glory: mottbonnott.tumblr.com/post/487384748… This is a GREAT one I laughed out loud a bunch from some tweets
Great, we've got our title. Now we need a photo that sums up the message of the poem. Send me your most touching, heartfelt pictures.
I like it! I think we're good on the poem, now we just need a title. Who can come up with the best title for our fabulous poem?
@MattBennett She had her eyes closed shut, but the light streamed through it
Retweeted by Matt Bennett
@MattBennett she was just as lost, but not as cross, and had some understanding of her demons roar.
Retweeted by Matt Bennett
@MattBennett but if nowhere was actually somewhere, and it was different than she predicted, she must've came back to where she was before
Retweeted by Matt Bennett
@MattBennett but all she wanted to forget was what she was living now
Retweeted by Matt Bennett
@MattBennett and all she wanted to forget suddenly appeared in her mind again
Retweeted by Matt Bennett
@MattBennett But nowhere was diffrent then predicted
Retweeted by Matt Bennett
@MattBennett she ended up in missouri, singin the blues outside the record store
Retweeted by Matt Bennett