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デストロイ!!
Get on through to the break on through
Oh ok good someone is taking picture of dog. World is at peace again.
All these people pass by dog. Why they no take picture? Dog is happening.
Everyone's stopping to take a picture of this dog #3
Everyone's stopping to take a picture of this dog #2
Everyone's stopping to take a picture of this dog
I'm a simple man, real easy to please. Just give me a rocking chair, a porch, The Scorpion King on DVD, imported bottled water, and $4000000
This is extremely important, listen to Mouth Silence by @neilyourself your life depends on it neilcic.com/mouthsilence/
I also met Weird Al yesterday and got him to sign my Peter & The Wolf and Running With Scissors! RWS was the first album I ever bought ever!
Just got the new @pamyurin album in the mail from my friends @asobisystem it's wonderful go check it out! pic.twitter.com/k1CMlzrfQb
Just got the new @kyarykyary0129 album in the mail from my friends at ASOBISYSTEM, it's a really great album with great artwork, go check it out!
Do you ever judge somebody negatively for their phone having a low battery? Or think higher of someone with 80-90% battery life?
'90s Nickelodeon event coming to Super Week / NY Comic Con w/ live performance by @TheBandPolaris brooklynvegan.com/archives/2014/… via @brooklynvegan
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The two most important influences on my formative life were Nickelodeon and Weird Al. And a little Jar Jar Binks probably snuck in as well.
@MattBennett: Weird Al está firmando en Ameba en 17. Si pudiera hacerle firmar mi Kids Choice Award mi niñez sería completa @alyankovic
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If Weird Al and Alfred E. Neuman signed my KCA I would die happy
Weird Al is doing a signing at Amoeba at 5pm. If I could get him to sign my Kids Choice Award my childhood would be complete @alyankovic
"For sale: fedoras, never worn." -Ernest Hipsterway
Me Earl and the Dying Girl. Prepare for some darkness. W/ @kacehughes