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Throw back Thursday to me trying on a 3XL shirt and looking #stylish
I'll be right back with your salads
Blood is thicker than water but they dry at the same time
If I'm not a snail why am I so slimy? So spineless?
All the ladies that came out tonight did you come out for me? Are you down for a wild night with the boy who lives in your tv? And for the
Couch crashing it's that thing when you crash on a good friends couch. Or a strangers couch.
The small print says I love you, honey, sign the contract
There's so many eggs in this world/ then why did I get goose? My pants don't stand a chance without a belt they're just too loose. Pink hat?
Swing shake that thing in the pink pointless lasers dear Zachary the departed
White chucks sandy bulls Saigon mirror shades Acapulco shirt
Thai pepper illusionists steal tricks from each other
The marquis song of south twiggers holiday
Ready or not here I scum
Looking back through my iPhone notes from 2011. I will now post the best ones.
We've got a wonderful THIS SHOW IS YOUR SHOW tomorrow night at Meltdown at 9pm its gonna be one for the ages you don't want to miss it
Oh great now I have a crush on Sarah Bonito @KeroKeroBonito
Beleaguered bowling leaguers
Very excited to start reading this. Murakami helped jump start my love of Japan with Norwegian Wood and Hard Boiled Wonderland
Just got off an awkward phone call with Amazon Customer Service over my misplaced order of Good Burger on DVD
Making oatmeal and I accidentally put my PIN as the microwave time
This is an extremely dark day. Robin Williams was a comedic genius who touched every one of us. I can't believe he's gone. RIP.
Recipe for success=successipe.