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Strength through discipline
Strength through community
Strength through action
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For Halloween this year I think I'm going as "Scholastic Book Fair circa 1998"
For Halloween this year I think I'm going as "Clump of Wet Paper Towel."
For Halloween this year I think I'm going as "High Powered Hand Dryer."
I swear I saw @paigebridget at the Norton Simon musehm today
Some days it feels like I'm never gonna get out of middle school alive.
Just played a drone set at RISK with Beowulf Jones and @cworldmusic photo credit @jerobinson
Come watch @MosesStorm and I make a triumphant return to THIS SHOW IS YOUR SHOW tonight at Meltdown Comics at 9pm
Me as "Prepubescent Boy" in Sweeney Todd #TBT
Laura Palmer: the original Gone Girl
One of my best friends @ZackPearlman has a new show Mulaney premiering tonight on Fox at 9:30pm I TRIPLE DOG DARE YOU TO WATCH
My sister @allybennettt is SO PRETTY 🙊🙉🙈👍💔🍩
For Halloween this year I think I'm going as "Store Attendant Who Thinks You're Going To Shoplift So She Follows You Around Until You Leave"
For Halloween this year I think I'm going to go as "a side dish of truffle mac and cheese."
Within a year mac and cheese has become a fancy and acceptable dish on every menu in America.
I promised to do this, and it's taken FOREVER! ... every single tune on the BK cartridge! grantkirkhope.bandcamp.com/album/banjo-ka…
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I'm filming at the Youtube Space all day and never want to leave. I wish the Youtube Space were human so it could adopt me.
SketchMelt is TONIGHT!!! Join hosts @bradgage & @MattBennett for an incredible line-up of live AND video sketches $8 ow.ly/BN324
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For Halloween this year I think I'm going to dress up as "Food Court Free Sample Lady."
For Halloween this year I think I'm going to dress up as "Kid Who Grew Up On The Wrong Side of the Train Tracks."
#TBT MAD parody of Victorious
"Madness is the gift that has been given to me" -Friedrich Neitzsche
If you call someone and they don't pick up, leave a message saying you didn't mean to call them. Who are they not to answer immediately?
If you're playing Brain Stew and don't lead into Jaded you can count me out
Demolition crew #modernmillennial
Hey now hey now this is what dreams are made of. I've got somewhere I belong I've got somebody to love this is what dreams are made of.
This is real this is me I'm exactly where I'm supposed to be now gonna let the light shine on me
There's no @spicer hosting this month but @bradgage won't be alone! @MattBennett is co-hosting instead! THUR $8 ow.ly/BN324
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I'm cohosting @SketchMelt with @bradgage this Thursday, Oct 2nd at 8:30pm. Should be a great show drop by and say hello
DJ @shintaroyasuda in the mix
Thanks for the record @diediedieloveu
My friends in @diediedieband sent me this sick shirt and their new record SWIM it's Thursday and I'm in love check it pic.twitter.com/5o8HKWXZWM
No joke Boy George just started following me on Twitter
I'm a street walking cheetah with a heart full of napalm
Huckleberry whoopie pie is the new red velvet cupcake
Ariana can fit in the tiniest of places