"Mohabbat mein shartein nahi hoti, toh afsos bhi nahi hona chahiye" #SRK #Mohabbatein
Don't get happy when your crush flirts with you. He's doing it with twenty other women too.
So, today was last day at work! Officially unemployed 😆w
New life goals are all about being as happy as drunk old uncles get when 'Ae Meri Zohra Jabeen' plays at weddings.
Sorry, I wasted your three hours.
Is it okay to not feeling like watching Love You Zindagi ?
you are handsome😉 but still am not following you. Know what it is called? Female Ego.
I wonder why Orkut shut down because clearly there are still a lot of Orkutiyas out there who were clearly not born to be on Facebook.
Told my Bihari Uber driver making small talk that I'm also from Bihar, and his first question is "Kaun jaat ho?"… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
Manoj Bajpayee won the best actor award at Asia Pacific Screen Awards, seems like the jury decided well before Modi's performance in Goa.
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If any grad student is reading this- Don't waste your life chasing a goal you don't believe in, Live with the flow and make your own way! 😄
In the end, Net Balance = College Days wasted struggling for IAS = No memories of college days!
For I believe- Had they really believed in cracking civil services or something, they would have definitely or at least not given up!
Life is meant to enjoy and be lived to the fullest and not meant to be restricted by some goal you personally don't believe in..
I'm saying all this because I feel how they have wasted that beautiful phase of life by tying it with a goal which was forced on them may be
Now, where is that goal gone? It's not that these gems belonged to struggling income class or something- No, quite rich and fancy in fact
Today, after 6 years I see these gems on my Facebook timeline happily getting married or having kids and settling as a homemaker (cont.)
These gems wanted to pursue civil services and had such high goals to achieve. They were so serious that they never bunked classes (cont.)
When I look back at college days I was the least interested student in my class I guess. Whereas there were some gems (cont.)
'BIRYANI' IM DEAD LOOOOOOOOL
SC orders ban on sale of #firecrackers
in NCR to curb increasing pollution level, directs Centre to suspend all license to sell crackers.
Don't judge me by my DP, I'm not a Sanghi! 😂
Mata ka bulawa aaye aur hum na jaaye Aisa kaise ho sakta hai! 😄
New DP alert! #MarriageSeason
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Glad to see @akshaykumar
Great to see people queuing up outside smartphone stores, they just can't wait to download NaMo app and participate… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
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Trying to figure out the PMs demonetization survey like ..
Alcohol doesn't make you speak the truth,it just gives you confidence to speak your mind which later ruins everything
If you install the Narendra Modi app on your phone, worldwide roaming gets activated automatically.
Online aaye hai toh judge karke hi jaayenge
Iphones are the Dalits of Mobile samaj.
Rich but can't share anything with others.
By the time you fill your 71st GB of your 256GB iphone 7, iphone 8 will get introduced.
Good to see @FreeCharge
increased their wallet limit to 20k, struggled with @Paytm
for their 10k limit !
Nothing worth having comes easy. Start the workoutstrong and end it even stronger. #Teamon #MyTrueStrength
Weapon of ass destruction.
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YEH EK TARFA MERA SAFARRRR!
SAFAR KHUBSURAT HAI MANZIL SE BHI.
Dedicated my Sunday morning preparing to contribute for a cause! How's your Sunday morning? #MakeYourRunCount
I just added money to my wallet through Uber app ! The transaction is done as per the bank but the wallet does not reflect it.
The cold play while the poor suffer!
Are the Sikhs providing tea and water to Coldplay fans in the queue tomorrow?
An Unusual Late Night Road Experience which turned into a good one. Faith in Humanity Restored. Thank u @Uber_India