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Scherbatsky!
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So, going for the test was a good idea. Feeling better and light. :D
@rixabh IITians only get to bang girls in novels and movies :P
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Well, I have a maths test today for which I haven't read a word. This test has been getting delayed since last month but still I haven't.
KRK ki maaro baar baar, Abki baar Modi sarkaar.
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Hate is temporary. It goes away once you kill the other person.
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South Africa ne toh pel diya yaar !
Sometimes both your mind and thoughts are paying the cost of your stupid heart.
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Man in a Bank queue in ICICI Bank. Cashier:Sir,sorry about your wait. Man: Madam you are also fat how can you say that?WHERE IS THE MANAGER?
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Jo biwi se kare pyaar, woh Prestige se kaise kare inkaar. Abki baar modi sarkaar!
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The cleverest marketing I've ever seen is that done by street side flute vendors. No one pays attention that magic is not inside the flute.
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Dear Congress ..you did not define if you wanted Shia votes or Sunni votes ? If youre tearing the country apart, do it properly
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Ye duniya, ye duniya pittal di.. O mata raani tu sone di..
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A women with a mission in her mind is called "Mission" -"Nari"
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Tera pyaar jaape nakli ji app ja, ho mint mint pichhe h crash sohniye....
*Sees 'Emergency Exit' tag on a door* *Removes tag* *Puts new tag that reads 'Emergency never exits. It's for you to exit! Dumb fellas!'*
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These Modi ads on FM! Ufff! Kab khatam honge elections?
So fever 104 has started a new campaign 'Men against Abuse' that demands men not using MC and BC. I suddenly feel unemployed.
A regular story with Delhi University RT "@Freee_fall: Chutiyapa is having 3lecture --> took 1:30hrs to go to college --> 2lectures cancled"
Man, Harman Baweja is so rich: he made Dishkiyaoon - an entire movie - just to tell us that he has six packs.
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Abki baar, modi sarkailyo takiya jada lage!
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Iss dard-e-dil ki sifarish ab kar de koe yaha ke mil jaaye isse woh baarish jo bhiga de puri tarah...
Nothing good happened before 8am. #LateRisers #LazyQuotes