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Patrick Bateman
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You see, the bigger the booty, the better the booty
  2h
I love bad bitches that's my fucking problem, I'm actually seeing a therapist about it
  2h
I'm torn between my desires to be the characters 'Bruce Wayne/Batman' or 'Patrick Bateman' or in conclusion, I'm in love with Christian Bale
  3h
Ladies, if you're going to walk in front of me, I'm going to look at your ass
  5h
Short blondes are my weakness
  5h
I just want a white girl with some fake titties
  6h
I need some motivation, something like Megan Fox telling me if I get A's in all my exams she'll be my girlfriend or something
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Is anyone selling a kitten cos I want a kitten
  7h
The horrible thing is, my ears are doing that right now pic.twitter.com/x05VJfW1E4
I'm tired of things costing money
If you're in a relationship and you're constantly crying. Stop and ask yourself, are you dating a human or an onion?
I wish I was mis-sold PPI :(
I don't mind if you want to moan every now and then, but people who can't have a conversation without being negative are shit people
Imagine if you never got tired, so you never need to sleep, going to college/work & balancing your social life and workload would be easier
Benefits of being friends with me: -shitty jokes whenever you ask for them -shitty jokes whenever you don’t ask for them