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chocolate is all fun & games until you read the nutritional information
Was supposed to get cough medicine but instead I just bought a lot of chocolate & sweets
When you try & convince your parents that you're ill and have to stay in bed
Why do I watch fucked up shit at night
Oh dude what the fuck, I'm watching hostel part 3 and the guy just cut this other guy's face off with a scalpel
I actually dance like will tho
How to be hungry in 6 seconds
I hate being bed bound ill 😷
It's sad when you're shopping online and you notice it was already set to "price (low to high)" cos they know you're a broke ass lil bitch
Does anyone else have a protein shake after sex
Hungry with no food is the worst
mmmm fresh bedsheets ☺️
lmao ok so I talked to some girl tonight, her boyfriend came along and I made him apologise for me talking to his girl, idk what how
I meant autocorrect helps me a lot but still nah fuck drunk texting
Ok no drunk texting doesn't work
If I drunk text it takes me about 5 minutes to compose the message
Every girl the morning after a night out
Rn I can put my hair in a topknot and look like a cunt, slick it back and look like a metal head or keep it messy and look like a fuckboy
"hey do you guys know what colour this dress is?"
Person: what colour is this dress? Me:
If you think the dress is black & blue then you're a faggot
Right good morning everyone, you've all had some rest now, the fucking dress is white & gold ok
I can put my hair in a topknot but I'm scared people will think that I'm a faggot
It saddens me deeply when I have a nicer bum than a girl
Every girl after they shave their legs