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Mark Davidson
I refer to the garbage man as the "waste management technician". It's a profoundly important job that doesn't get enough recognition.
I don't know if I should be offended or impressed that the dog is smarter than me. Such social engineering. Wow.
The dog found an exploit between me and my wife today, allowing him to get an extra bowl of kibble. I've been outfoxed by a dog. #h4><0r3'd
A few years ago we found NASA mixed metric & US with disasterous results. cnn.com/TECH/space/990… @orlaghob @markdavidson
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@markdavidson: I know what you mean about metric. Perhaps this will help... ow.ly/i/70Myk
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I'm pretty sure that the metric system is a communist plot to force good hardworking Americans to purchase two sets of tools.
The iPhone 6 doesn't bend in your pocket... It adapts to the shape of your body. Revolutionary.
New Hotness: iPhone 6 origami. Old and Busted: Recharging iPhone 6 in the microwave.
On a slow news day, a journalist can use a site called "4chan" to discover ranty posts that can be made to look factual rather than ranty.
I think that one day, writing humorous observations about content on the internet will become popular.
Mad scientist unleashes minion of covert-operative cats to map vulnerable Wi-Fi routers. Okay. It was one cat. goo.gl/nCGVsw
Content is not king and never has been. Audience is king. It has, is, and will always be.
Egyptian wants to sue Israel over Biblical plagues. goo.gl/NSd29v (Fine. I want my 40 matzot and a goat.)
My wife is kicking me out of the home office so she can make a YouTube video. OMG! This is such bull****! In the frame... Like, what-evs!
Major Ruling Shields Privacy of Cellphones nytimes.com/2014/06/26/us/…
Paint.NET 4.0 is here at last, offers major new features, performance improvements betanews.com/2014/06/25/pai…
For game modders, I should also add that Paint.NET is useful for editing TGA images and DirectDraw Surface (DDS) files.
Paint.NET 4.0 was released yesterday! All rejoice! (A phenomenal and free image editor.) getpaint.net/download.html
AT&T claims ‘strong’ net neutrality would actually ruin the Internet. washingtonpost.com/blogs/the-swit…
Stray cat sneaks into zoo enclosure, finds another cat (photo gallery: imgur.com/gallery/eRIPK) pic.twitter.com/V1nPC7lckT
The Secret Service wants software that detects social media sarcasm. washingtonpost.com/blogs/the-fix/…
My track record with indie games has been pretty good... Minecraft, Torchlight 2, FTL. I think Sheltered will fall within that group.
(See previous tweet) 2. There's a Kickstarter for Sheltered. A game that has been described as Fallout meets FTL. goo.gl/Phiwcd
A two-part post: 1. From Rock, Paper, Shotgun, a game review titled, The Fallout Doctrine: Sheltered. goo.gl/rWZlDj
Alienware Steam Machine now a Windows PC for the living room arstechnica.com/gaming/2014/06…
Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra. Temba, his arms wide. Shaka, when the walls fell.
Mionix NAOS 7000 gaming mouse review by Jon Martindale on June 8th, 2014 at 8:55 PM goo.gl/au8QQR
I've come full circle on Twitter. I'm back to thinking—much like I did 7 years ago—nobody cares if I'm having a PB&J sandwich.
Corsair Vengeance K70 Keyboard Review by E. Fylladitakis on June 9, 2014 11:30 AM EST goo.gl/caOzrP
16.4' USB iPod®/iPad® Cable ONLY $1,459.99 and qualifies for FREE SHIPPING! bestbuy.com/site/audioques…
I played 3 rounds of Team Fortress 2 today. It felt good. pic.twitter.com/Er8lks6j5j
This handbag does not match my shoes. pic.twitter.com/NvUDmFudfA
WARNING: Justin Bieber Moving to Coto de Caza mvhsnews.com/?p=1449 Orange County may never be the same!
THIS--> @firstladymb: A5: 1. Acknowledge 2. Apologize 3. Make it right 4. Thank them 5. Document it. Thanks to @zingermans! #custserv
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Just an FYI. I closely monitor who follows me and do follow back, but just not automatically. I tend to follow back common interests.
Re-watching the Magnificent Seven for the first time in a long time with the family... It's a good ****in' flick.
I don't feel like I should have to stress over what my Twitter header photo is... And yet, here I am. Paralyzed. It's greater than me.
I'm finding out what works for a Twitter header photo for the web, does not work for Twitter on my iPad... First world problems.
What's happening? I'm currently driving myself crazy looking for a 1500 x 500 image for my Twitter header photo that doesn't have text.
While digging around, I found a screen cap of my Twitter timeline from 2007. An early one. Back when I only had 50 followers.
I'm sure there is a better way to figure out the native resolution of the Twitter header photo than the way I'm currently doing it.
Forbes mistakes social media superstar @mayhemstudios for Korean dictator, Kim Jong-un. facebook.com/mayhemstudios/… pic.twitter.com/2M4lbcj4NO
It will probably violate my NDA but I've been working with a team of scientists to use DNA found in a jar of pomade to bring Reagan back.
I still hold a grudge against the @nytimes for posting that Putin op-ed propaganda piece on 9/11 last year.
Engineers at Boeing are besides themselves right now. "The 777 just wasn't designed for that kind of turbulence!" #USAirways