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The Dark Lord
comedyharry potter 2,224,853 followers
The train to Hogwarts left without you.
It's almost the first of September.
There is no excuse for people who have never read Harry Potter.
Dementors are afraid of Lorde.
My #Anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hun. Seriously. He told me. I speak Parseltongue. #VMAs2014
Katy Perry might be taking polyjuice potion. #VMAs2014 twitpic.com/eapz5e
Two weeks until it's time to go back to Hogwarts.
I'd want to be part of the LA Kiss as long as it didn't involve dementors. #4thandLoud bit.ly/1sVKHGm #sp
“Happiness can be found, even in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light." -JK Rowling #RIPRobinWilliams
“You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.” #RIPRobinWilliams
Target has officially endorsed same-sex marriages. Dumbledore approves.
Football and rock-and-roll together is like flying a hippogriff to fight a Hungarian Horntail. #4thAndLoud bit.ly/1oDXZ9H #sp
#IfIWasACop it would be good to be bad. RT if you agree. #LetsBeCops #ad
Never trust anyone who says they don't read books.
#IfIWasACop everyone would be sent to Azkaban. What would you do? #LetsBeCops #ad
It's July 31st. For some reason that date seems familiar....
It's #ComicCon, that time of year when it's perfectly okay to dress like a whorecrux.
Today is Daniel Radcliffe's birthday. I can't stand that guy. There's just something about him...
The final Harry Potter film, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2, released 3 years ago.
Queen of the Tearling by Erika Johansen. The Hunger games meets Game of Thrones... with Magic. Pick it up.
You thought they were fireworks, America, but really another tribute is dead.
What is the point of a sport if it's not played on broomsticks? #WorldCup
I think the U.S.A will win but Ghana will get the snitch. #IE bit.ly/1kHKL5J #ad
England is playing in the World Cup today? Let's see if they manage to get the snitch this time.
Happy Birthday, Draco Malfoy... twitpic.com/e5j394
Happy Birthday to Draco Malfoy. Or, as he should be known: "The Amazing Bouncing Ferret."
#BingRewards searches for anything.... including horcruxes. bit.ly/1kNoZ0f #ad
Support authors like JK Rowling. Stop buying books off Amazon: nytimes.com/2014/06/02/bus…
Get this limited edition Slytherin shirt before they disapparate: teespring.com/DeathEaterShirt
Today is Helena Bonham Carter's birthday. Happy Birthday, Bellatrix.