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The Dark Lord
comedy harry potter 2,209,638 followers
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Happy Easter. If you find a giant, golden egg then it turns out you're a Triwizard Champion.
"Jesus is alive" is trending. HORCRUXES?
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We're all stories in the end.
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Happy Birthday, Emma Watson. Stop trying to be me. twitpic.com/5yb99h
Muggle Moments: Misspelling a word so badly that spell check has no suggestions on how to correct it.
I hope a dementor comes out and wins Best Kiss. #MTVMovieAwards
Breaking News: You're still a Muggle.
#NationalSiblingsDay must be very busy for the Weasleys.
But could #UCONN beat Gryffindor at quidditch?
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You don't "play" with magic. @katyperry
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Sarcasm is a way of life.
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The only way that the "How I Met Your Mother" finale could have been more awkward was if it was told from Snape's POV.
Tomorrow is April Fools' Day. No need to pull a prank, YOU are the joke.
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