Beware the mistletoe, it's probably full of nargles.
I miss the days when "Harry Potter" was still one of the top #BingTrends @bing on-msn.com/1htSIi8 #sp
The Half-Blood Prince does not approve of the song "Royals."
: there's no need to interact with people. People suck. #CyberMondayMadness #sp
It's finally December! Time to meet a dementor under the mistletoe!
is coming? You can't be Sirius.
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1 released three years ago.
Luna Lovegood > Lady Gaga
That Ralph Fiennes guy is great. There's just something about him. #StuckOnYou @OpenAirStereo bit.ly/1isj6bb #sp
It's obvious what she's hiding under there... twitpic.com/dlot7k
It has been eight years since viewers first watched Sparkly Cedric be murdered on screen. Good times.
It has been 11 years since The Chamber of Secrets and 8 years since The Goblet of Fire movies released. #MagicNeverEnds
The next time someone tells you that 'words can't hurt you' chuck a copy of The Order of the Phoenix at their head.
Quirrell and Voldemort took "you've been on my mind" to a whole new level. #StuckOnYou #OpenAirStereo bit.ly/18BODQx #sp
Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday. Time waster.
You know you're really into someone when you reach a "Bellatrix" level of obsession. #StuckOnYou bit.ly/1asvtQo #sp
Reasons you're single: spending time with you is more depressing than hanging out with a dementor.
Snape, Snape, Severus Snape.
Who do you wish you could cast a permanent sticking charm on? #StuckOnYou #OpenAirStereo bit.ly/HJvSDX #sp
JK Rowling & Emma Watson were at the Harry Potter studio tour today. Bet you wish you could apparate even more now. pbs.twimg.com/media/BYqRIRIC…
Twitter just suggested that I follow Emma Watson...
I'm not funny. I'm just really mean and people think I'm joking.
is trending. Time to give up, world.
Owls flying by daylight? Mysterious people in cloaks all over the place? And a whisper, a whisper about the Potters. #HarryMeetstheDursleys
The Chamber of Secrets Has Been Opened.
Halloween costume idea: Dress normally and tell people you're 'a malfunctioning invisibility cloak.'
Someone has more than 99 problems. #DeliveryMan bit.ly/19bhmPK #sp
Creative Halloween Costume: Dress as felix felicis and ask people if they want to get lucky.
Halloween is trending. Mischief Managed.
Halloween will really be crossing a line when someone tries to make a 'sexy dementor' costume.
is trending. Snape does not approve.
Halloween costume idea: dress as yourself. If anyone complains about it tell them you love how realistic their Moaning Myrtle costume is.
Allegiant, the final novel in the Divergent series, released today. Read it.
"Charlie Hunnam 'Pulls Out' of Fifty Shades Movie" is a real headline. Who wrote that, Rita Skeeter?
are fine as long as they don't involve Moaning Myrtle.
Kris and Bruce Jenner have separated? He finally got Kris to pass him a sock and BRUCE IS A FREE ELF!
I don't care what you look like, it's what's inside that I can't stand.
is trending? That is so fetch.
it's not Hogwarts." -Muggles
Clearly this whole "shut down" is just the US government's way of hiding the dementor attacks.
Mr and Mrs Dursley, of number four, Privet Drive, were proud to say that they were perfectly normal, thank you very much.
Question Time: If Harry Potter has magical powers then why does he still need glasses?
Happy Birthday to Tom Felton. I think I know what he might want for a present... twitpic.com/440xef