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Loki Kross
"You got the juice now man." *Shakes head.
Dab hit, spastic. Turn my mind plastic. Formed and focused, Words swarm like locusts.
Idealized Solutions are my Art and Currency.
Acting overly enthused in drive thru on order. I can hear the pain in their voice. :)
My entire application to be a dispensary driver. "I know how to not get robbed".
This is by far my fave e juice, yet. And I have some Joker here. store.vape-street.com/product/crush-…
I had a lot of fun with my small production role in this: youtube.com/watch?v=it3YV4…
Poll: In a range from Neal Caffery to Raymond Reddington how would you rate my devious?
The hand is healed, filming starts tomorrow
Get Your Shit Together Mr. Noodle!
#2014. The year we all decided to get angry about something, all at the same time.
I sometimes wonder if trends like, Vocal Fry, MuffinTops, and DuckFace were all created to see how gullible people were.
It's been awhile since I sat wrong :p
Wow. @AHSFX . You can make #JessicaLange look any age. It's impressive.
Facebook won't load on my PC or phone. So I'm over here on Twitter today.
Checking out this new show @ScorpionCBS , and realizing that I have the skill sets of 3 out of 4 of them. #Overstaffed?
Ahh. Fall in Vegas. Where you get all 4 seasons in one day, and all the bugs go home at night.
A single, healthy, bowel movement can change your whole outlook on life.
Random quote of the Internets: "Lex Luthor. He once stole 40 cakes. Thats as many as four tens. And that's terrible."
Terrified black priest on horror show. I would call it the #Trifecta , but this is #TWD; so he will live forever.
Don't get me started on the receipt checkers at Walmart. They never get in my bag. #YouHaveNoAuthority
You would be amazed how many places a power screwdriver can get you into. #TBT
"I'm not a pimp, or a gigalo; I have enough money, I don't need a ho." - Too Short
I got : The Child. Didn't expect to be called "innocent". playbuzz.com/benjaminbirely… via @play_buzz
Want to be Amazed? Check these guys out! @I_Quant , @jay_sankey , @Ben_Seidman , @KaylaDrescher
I'm at @GameStop and a baby in diapers just slapped the shit of a grown man.
Sophie's real name in Leverage is 6 letters and ends in a, b or c. Hmm.
A woman noticed my fangs today. That only took a year.
I got : David Lo Pan (Big Trouble in Little China)! Which Movie Magician Are You? playbuzz.com/timk10/which-m… via @play_buzz
Check it out! I will record 200 words in an experienced broadcast voice for $5 on #Fiverr fiverr.com/s/68yhos
You would think sleeping 4 hours a day would leave more time to be productive. But then again, 4 hours...
2 weeks prep to film new DVD. Ready to go today. Severe storm making too much noise, and a zit on my eyebrow. Anyone playing Destiny?
Oh shit. Heavy rain in Vegas. I should go film everyone driving like they are 90.
I got : Loki! Which Norse God Are You? playbuzz.com/jonb10/which-n… via @play_buzz
I got : AMERICAN PSYCHO BY BRETT EASTON ELLIS (1991)! Which Banned Book Are You? playbuzz.com/columbusstatel… via @play_buzz
Hmm. 40$ in @BestBuy Reward Certs, and a 150Mbps @CoxComm ; methinks I will finally grab a @Chrome_cast #SponsoredContent? ;)
"No one earns a billion dollars. People earn $10 an hour, people steal a billion dollars." - Fran Lebowitz
I got : 103! At What Age Will You Die? playbuzz.com/gregs/at-what-… via @play_buzz
1 Large Hand + Octopalm = Bond Villain. pic.twitter.com/j6eoGxMBXj
I don't even eat at McDonald's; but even I'm tired of hearing, "Would you like two apple pies for a dollar?"
Spontaneity enhances Impossibility.
Passed out at 2, woke up at 4; went to bed. Woke up at 6, cold sweat. Up since. Sometimes you just say, "Screw it! I'm eating cereal."
If cops carried #Fleshlight s instead of flashlights, "police beatings" would take new meaning. #ChangeTheDefinition #ChangeTheBehavior