Locking my front door through my smartphone. Pretty amazing, no more turning around halfway to dinner worrying I didn't lock the door!
#throwback to that time you went all over Manhattan drunk and wearing blonde wigs.
I've wanted to be #ClaireDanes since I was 12, but never more than tonight. #damn
When your friend is like "I don't know what to do for my birthday" and you just send this screencap as a solution. #girlstriptopalmsprings #bookedit 😂 @omgirl007
Pool open for the summer as of today. Time to get our grill on. 🌴☀️💦
Saturday night soap making. ⚔⚗🌡🛁
It's not perfect unless you're there. #lovemydog 🐶❤️
Fun Fact: it's legal in 49 states to murder and dismember anyone who asks you out on a date then says "I dunno what do you wanna do?"
What does it say about me that this is the place I most associate with being 17 years old? #🍳
Forgot to take off my sunglasses, have been walking around the spa in my bathrobe and #😍 for 15 mins. #stonecoldbitch4life
Messy hair, no makeup, don't care. The New Girl tshirt mock up just came and I'm wearing… instagram.com/p/BEzIV7qxZ2j/
Messy hair, no makeup, don't care. The New Girl tshirt mock up just came and I'm wearing @samantha_mach's name & smiling. 4/10 directors on the team... Who's next?! Click the link in my bio for info! #womeninfilm 💁🏼
Hello, future fridge! I shall call you Nassau in honor of the $ that will be repurposed to purchase you. #eyeroll
Great new diet plan: your fridge dies randomly and likely needs to be replaced, new one won't arrive for two weeks! Buy a temporary dorm sized fridge and jam whatever food you can into it. #eyeroll #homeowner #lulz (you know you married the right person when you're cracking up in a target aisle over
believers, but I'm pretty sure Courtney was Frankie's prison pen pal. Calling BS on the medium business. @CatfishMTV
is being 10x more qualified than any male candidate and having to answer questions about your character and not the issues.
I've got 9 stamps on my #WomanCard
! One more and I get yet another rape threat! #blessed
Historically the #womancard
is the most effective way to win the Presidency so I get the frustration
allowed to assign her one delegate, earned in Iowa, to @tedcruz
? Could it prove decisive? #tickettonowhere
shouts out to "thoughtful Republicans." Not the "enemy" anymore. General election mode.
I honestly am going to lose my mind during this election. What a sexist asshole this man is. Who is voting for him?! twitter.com/AC360/status/7…