Who will bring us pizza? It was a long day cc: @campsucks
still life: bikini & wine
Let's all watch Animal Cops in a sultry pile and take on the world tomorrow, k?
Everyone's right! I'm a PC humorless shrew and ALSO a drunken ignorant jokeslut!
on the sketchiness of Depp/Tonto in "Lone Ranger," via the @lenadunham
How can there still be no baby name?!?!?!?!?!
Was genuinely curious about the twitterverse opinion on the Tonto issue, not trying to cheekily quip. Thank you for all the sincere answers!
NY Post reported I was at a cozy dinner with my boyfriend when it was actually my dad. In related news, I killed myself and now I'm a ghost.
Can someone tell me whether we're supposed to be offended by Johnny Depp's portrayal of Tonto or not? Must know for dinner parties/twitter.
I decided I needed to change my life so I bought some fancy lotion and it gave me a rash so I'll never do that again.
"Yes. You'd be shocked by how many parents don't love their children." -my mom, after I told her she was a good mom
Dagmara Dominczyk is so fucking cool. nytimes.com/2013/06/16/fas…
Letter from my dad to me at summer camp #beyourself instagram.com/p/anvNZsjJ7Y/
In the mood to buy a very ill-conceived boater hat and wear it with whatever.
Hey papa. You're my best friend and my great inspiration and the luckiest thing that ever happened to me. I love you (and you hate twitter.)
Instagram comment I shouldn't leave: "great pic! Remember when we had sex and it was terrible?"
Eating the cordless phone. A crazy cool idea!
Daily Rituals: I just can't recommend this book enough. Thank you @rickyvanveen
Willa Kim's Hat
@ilandress's sweet tag sale find #wirefoxeterrier #tantorso
I just asked my mother if I could adopt a goat and keep it at her house and she said she had to think about it #fuck
Being hated by another woman: a unique pain that is only eased by the fierce love of yet ANOTHER woman
Arendt & McCarthy. A fascinating piece that gets me all question-y, brought to my attention by one @grumplstiltskin
Couch o' bozos
Adore! My handwriting's never looked better RT @tinabeenawargz
If you ever wanna see it in person, I'll buy ya lunch. pic.twitter.com/oXa5Zsh2TO
My first ever #tbt (3 weeks ago, when Ducky was home. That's the best way for things to be.)
Just finished for the night. So hungry I almost ate a decorative cup of seashells #locationshoot
We all have hypothermia and it was worth it! #season3
The most dangerous game
Oh weird I found this moody billionaire hanging around our set
We used to write for creative revenge upon those who doubted us in early life. Now, it's all about dem twitter haterrrs. #bravenewworld
I enjoyed work today (regram from @finaegle)
Fact: I only weigh myself on rusty scales in foreign countries. Otherwise, I go by how my bracelets are fitting.
You know that thing where you're trying to block someone and you accidentally follow them? It's not even limited to twitter I don't think.
My mom is such a stunning lady that she says "fuckjob" a lot (as in "that party was a total fuckjob") #toughie #longisland
My dad is such a proper gentleman that instead of responding to questions with "I may have" he says "I may have done" #subtle #newengland
Jemima's sweetly response to my pick for her costume
"You can laugh, but anyone who's ever been chased by a swan knows how stressful it is" -Jemima Kirke (she's right)
sells a lot of my fingers' favorite things but this is my heart's favorite: catbirdnyc.com/shop/product.p…
love you Gail Lerner! We love you Laraine Newman! Our minds are exploding! @MartinStarr
you are, as always, perfect. m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=iNCn…
If you crashed your car into a bridge, a funny thing to say would be, "I don't care, I love it!" between all the screaming.
"You left your donuts by my toilet"
I'm afraid this might be better than our show: m.youtube.com/#/watch?featur…
This novel by @DagDom17
is such a beautiful way to spend a rainy summer day: amazon.com/The-Lullaby-Po…
: Is so fake that @patrickwilson73
were a couple in #girls
cmon boys!!!” Little news flash. It's ALL fake.
Hey @tinawargz I am sorry my handwriting is so junko but I'm very touched that you want this tattoo!
Smashed into the backseat together like days of yore #sisters