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Lena Dunham
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Some people take baths to relax. Others scrub their armpits with a wash cloth then shop for half price crop tops online.
Yesterday was Jack & my 2 year anniversary and guess what? He got me not one but TWO gorge rings.
Our crew arrives on set in style. Case in point: @godfather__g
Nothin' like a hard day's work to put sweat pleats in ya booty shorts
For one of my birthdays my mom took Polaroids of me and my friends marrying the dummies. I was like "guys, how cool is my MOM!?"
Somehow just remembered that I grew up with 8 or 9 ventriloquist dummies hanging around the house, including one built to look like my mom
Year 4 and I can't remember life without every one of them. I could cry! Damn you, April, and your emotional tides.
Didn't feel so hot at work today & all my crew brothers & sisters had my barfy back. So crazy lucky to have this work family.
The 3rd season of #GIRLS is now available for download, including Marnie's terribly perfect perfectly terrible video: itsh.bo/GIRLS3itunes
Here all week/til I die
Jeff Dunham & I are not married... Any longer. Jeff Dunham & I got divorced because he was always trying to stick his hand up my ass.
You guys I am finally finally ready to explain my relationship to Jeff Dunham.
I was far too skeptical of this Xmas gift at the time
@youngisabel and me doing our darnedest circa '94. She's getting married in less than three months- this time shit is weird.
Don't tell him what he can and can't achieve
Maybe I wasn't clear enough about what the dog did for me: he shit on the floor and I stepped in it. Good mooorning.
I'd like to thank the dog, the hissing radiator and existential terror for their heroic efforts getting me to work on time.
Well, 5:30 am, we meet again, despite the fact that I just keep talking shit about you on the internet.
The @amyschumer does it again, tackling rape in the military & that awful sound guys make when they have a joystick : splitsider.com/2014/04/watch-…
it was bliss RT @aminatou Heard 2 young women describe themselves as "absurd feminists" earlier today. We're gonna be ok. Absurd feminists™
Most Prized Literary Possession
.@kathrynschulz on Gabriel Garcia Marquez: "He could find the seam of fiction in the rational world." vult.re/1mjsKyl
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This 46 degree "spring" day calls for my @peterjensenltd bedspread-esque parka, which is practically vintage (a gift from 2010!)
I once made out with someone purely because I thought he might be related to Gabriel Garcia Marquez. What a beautiful writer- RIP.