The top 1% of squirrels hold over 90% of the nut supply, that is a yuge number
Lightning is God taking screenshots for judgement day
LeBron went home..
Wade went home..
It's time for Bosh to finally come home
The Oscar Pistorius drinking game:
Everytime your girlfriend goes to the bathroom you take 4 shots
Can you imagine someone saying ISIS is justified to kill Americans because Americans kill each other?
Thats logic of Black on Black crime
When you grew up securing your bike and then you hit the lottery
Word of the Day:
Ferdinand Vagellan - when you exploring that pussy
When the Weasleys can't afford the Nombis 980
Disgusting! I was able to buy this military grade assault rifle in under 7 minutes
When you're dropping your new mixtape at 5
When Grandma wants the 72 virgins
When the toilet is brighter than your future
Roses are red
Tacos are enjoyable
Don't blame a Mexican
Because you're unemployable...
If Trump wins, I'm leaving the country
If Clinton wins, I'm leaving the country
Not political, I just love traveling.
Sex so good, Jesus has to pull you out
Japan's first Virtual Reality Porn Festival cancelled because too many people came
When you wanna take one of those driving snaps but your gas tank on E & the Engine light on...
Whenever you feel unimportant, just remember you were the Time: Person of the Year, in 2006
When you need to buy 7 car batteries to power your new sex toy...
Jeb Bush: Please clap
When you wanna nut, but she needs 5 more minutes
🎵 He was a skater boi, o shit wuddup see you later boi �Jv
You start the year all fine
You're my little Valentine
I'm gonna march you down the aisle...
My love is the evening breeze touching your skin
The gentle sweet singing of leaves in the wind...
I don't know where we went wrong
But the feeling's gone
And I just can't get it back...
It's just another manic Monday
I wish it were Sunday
'Cause that's my fun day
My I don't have to run day
It's just another manic Monday
♫ I'm not one of those who can easily hide
I don't have much money but boy if I did
I'd buy a big house where we both could live... ♫
And can you feel the love tonight?
It is where we are
It's enough for this wide-eyed wanderer
That we got this far
Cause the girl that you want
She was tearing us apart
Cause she's everything
Everything I'm not
Don't wait for the perfect moment,
Just take the moment and make it perfect..
"Peace On Earth" was all it said
I'm wearing my heart like a crown
Pretending that you're still around
You stopped and smiled at me
And asked if I'd care to dance
I fell into your open arms
And I didn't stand a chance
I did not join ISIS...
Try to be the rainbow in someone's cloud...
We don't fear death, we fear "fear" itself...
Life is a puzzle. Placing things where they don't belong will only end in failure...
Think you don't matter, just remember that "every road that leads to heaven is right beside you"
A soul mate is not necessarily someone you spend your entire life with. A soul mate is someone that touched your soul, even for few minutes.
You never look good trying to make someone else look bad...
When a girl cries, it's not usually over one thing. It's built up anger and emotions that she's been holding in for too long...
Never forget me, because if I thought you would, I'd never leave...
Inside your heart, just afraid to go
I am more, I am more than innocent
But just take a chance and let me in
Some people say love, some people say why
Some people don't love, they just want a free ride
Think life is a game but all you get is a turn.
You live and you learn, either you freeze or you burn.
"Mental illness leaves a huge legacy, not just for the person suffering it but for those around them."
- Lysette Anthony
Keeping baggage from the past will leave no room for happiness in the future.
If you are not willing to change, then don't expect your life to.
If you ever get in a car with someone who actually keeps gloves in their glove compartment, get out and RUN!
When someone yells "STOP!" I never know if it's in the name of love, hammer time or If I should collaborate and listen..