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Let's be real, I never saw the first Sharknado.
My dad just told me to make a video where I dress up like John Travolta and dance to Stayin' Alive. We won't discuss how he knows I can.
You have 3 hours to prepare for a new video. #FiftyShadesOfGrey
Alright. You have 3 hours to prepare for a new video. #FiftyShadesOfGrey
It'll be midnight here in 3 hours. So I technically COULD post this week's video in 3 hours...
I dressed up like a dude for tomorrow's video, soooo....
I just overheard a girl say to her friend, "He's a typical frat boy douchebag. But I like him." Wonder when their wedding day is.
It's 2am so I can't tell if this video idea I came up with for Thursday is actually funny, or if it's 2am.
I mean Jon Hamm doesn't need that extra "M" in his name and Kristen Wiig doesn't need that extra "I" but they need each other. #OTP
I know he's taken but I just REALLY want Jon Hamm and Kristen Wiig to end up together and have millions of babies, or maybe like 4.
Look at this cast. Yes yes yes.…
I can't believe that crying exists. what a strange thing to make a weird face and have liquid fall out of your eyeballs bc you're sad
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I should clarify...what is your favorite video on my channel? I'm curious. Like a cat.
What's your favorite video?
Walking around Home Depot pretending like I know what I'm doing.
Dr: "Are you eating healthy, sleeping, exercising?" Me: "Uhhhhh...I sleep. I'm really good at that." Dr: *writes judgmentally on clipboard*
Does anyone ever put their phone down, get in bed, lay down, close their eyes, and immediately fall asleep? Is that EVEN POSSIBLE ANYMORE??
I have to be up early but I can't sleep. I don't have a joke or sarcastic comment I'm just tweeting my current situation. K bye.
What a disappointing trip to Ikea.
If watermelon exists, why doesn’t earthmelon, firemelon and airmelon? The four elemelons. πŸ˜‚πŸ‰πŸŒŽπŸ”₯πŸ’¨
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This right here is a customized tweet just for @missglamorazzi - it's much like the customizable bites at Chipotle, except on Twitter. 🐼🍩🐼🍩
The more I walk around Ikea, the more appealing online shopping becomes.