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Walking around Home Depot pretending like I know what I'm doing.
Dr: "Are you eating healthy, sleeping, exercising?" Me: "Uhhhhh...I sleep. I'm really good at that." Dr: *writes judgmentally on clipboard*
Does anyone ever put their phone down, get in bed, lay down, close their eyes, and immediately fall asleep? Is that EVEN POSSIBLE ANYMORE??
I have to be up early but I can't sleep. I don't have a joke or sarcastic comment I'm just tweeting my current situation. K bye.
What a disappointing trip to Ikea.
If watermelon exists, why doesn’t earthmelon, firemelon and airmelon? The four elemelons. 😂🍉🌎🔥💨
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This right here is a customized tweet just for @missglamorazzi - it's much like the customizable bites at Chipotle, except on Twitter. 🐼🍩🐼🍩
The more I walk around Ikea, the more appealing online shopping becomes.
About to walk into Ikea. If I don't make it, please tell my 3rd grade teacher that I was the one stealing candy out of the jar every day.
Yelling, "NOW WHAT DO I DO?" at my GPS while driving usually doesn't make it talk, but I definitely do it every time.
"You wouldn't know anything if I didn't exist." - My mom
Last night I had to put an Icy Hot Patch on my back before I could fall asleep so I guess I'm an adult now.
Chocolate doesn't ask silly questions. Chocolate understands.
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Just a friendly reminder to take down your Christmas tree.
Googling how to get rid of a wasp nest has made me even more afraid and far less confident.
My sister's place. Can we just discuss the fact that she's SO good at decorating?! Making her help me with mine.
There's no need to follow you on Twitter when I'm already following you in real life.
My cousin just asked me if Lana Del Rey was the overly attached girlfriend. I replied with yes. @laina622
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The fact that some of you are actually instagramming pictures of snails with the Toaster filter bc of this weeks video makes me very happy.
There may be a few celebrity cameos at the end of today's video. pssst @laina622 @wilw…
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I wanna see Kristen Stewart kill it in a comedy. Put that bitch in a jump street movie. If she was good I think she'd win people over.
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We are so close to 400k!!! GO SUBSCRIBE - I'm also trying to win a bet! HELP MEEEEE!!!
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"Knock knock - you're a loser." - My mom