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Matthew McCluster
Plangent thoughts, sleepless nights.
We live in a moment of history in which change is so sped up that we begin to see the present only when it is already disappearing.
Music is the sound your soul makes.
Attrition. Strength isn’t how long far you can go before you break. It’s how far you can go after you’ve been broken.
I feel like having a good brawl. Who's man enough to spar with the kid?
These young guys kill me... Talk too much and don't fight enough
I hate when BROKE people say "Money can't buy you happiness" Uuuummm.. How exactly would you know?
The most annoying excuse people have is "Obesity runs in my family." Obesity runs in your family cause y'all don't run. It's a choice
I focus on money more than I do people because I never met a dollar I didn't like...
We have the fomula. These other cats can either become ingredients, or stand by now and later wish they had gotten in the mix.
People who are successful don't have some secret formula. They live with audacity and often do the things normal people only do on occasion.
I would promise to let her stay... Hit it.... Then send her on her way....
Make large investments in yourself, you're worth the risk.
The cellphone is your best friend during awkward situations.
Violence, if it's not solving all of your problems, you aren't using enough of it.
I would vote for donald trump.
we're almost there and nowhere near it, all that matters is we're moving
I was told I have a smug personality. Me? Smug? No way dude.
I go to my doctor and frantically tell him I think I'm a hypochondriac. He goes "No you're not son, it's all in your head" lol
Spanish women are my only weakness
If you have something good to say, it shouldn't take you very long to say it
Go 24 hours without complaining, not even once. Watch how your life starts changing.
I ask my sister "hey, you wanna go to this new church I found this sunday?" Her first response is: "Is it a cult?" Oh glagly...
I need a training partner for the mornings. Who's down?
Just because I forgive you doesn't mean I'll forget what you've done.
"I only have sex with guys I like REALLY like" 😇 You must REALLY like everyone you meet. lol
Haven't been to the gym in so long. Feels like I'm totally restarting from square one. That's why we don't take days off..
Loud people get on my nerves. I need peace and tranquility to function.
If you're in america and you marked yourself as safe during the earthquake, I hate you. Lol
When your phone is dying but you don't care. Rare mood..
I'm lucky to have such a blazing hot mama. Happy Mother's Day mom.
When you're scrolling on insta and you accidentally like a dude's pic...
God understands our prayers even when we can't find the words to say them.
Girls be like "I knew Floyd would beat Mayweather's ass"
I knew the boy Floyd would pull through. My June has good genes.
I just ate 1500 calories in one meal. Talk about a cheat day lol
A bitter person says all men/women are the same, a wise person decides to stop seeking the same kind of men/women
Religion focuses on what happens after you die. I rather focus on dying a death worth living.
Don't be afraid to lose it all and start from square 1. You've been to the bottom before, you know which way to climb.
It's so fun to hit parties, stay sober and watch all the drunkards and stoners act their shoe size. Today is lit
I don't smoke weed, but I'll be at all the parties worth attending today.
I love feeling this warm delicious sunlight bathe my skin in ecstasy.
The club is deff not my scene anymore. I grew up :/
"hurry up and wait!" Military guys will get this lol
These cats are doing too much of nothing.
When you change the way you look at things, the things you look at change.
What I miss most about my childhood is the angry outbursts and the violent mood swings. Life is too predictable right now...
It's like the more I drink, the closer I get to the old me.
Tequila is like the devil's sweat.
Everyone put their snapchats below. I'll add y'all if i don't have you already

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