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Kirstie Alley
comedian actor instagram 1,227,048 followers
Never harm a person of good will ... the universe will turn on you
What r u doing tonight?
I was just introduced to ropes and Kettle uterus is bleeding
I think it's time to get daring in my work ...AKA geriatric porn
just got a very interesting offer.seems when one door slams into your ass another 1 opens..perhaps this one is the Golden Door..or I'm dead
Life is complicated sometimes..ok, do the best we can though, don't we ?
GOOD MORNING WORLD!!!! Life feels grand today!!!! OMG I'm going to go on a road trip!!!!
I'm getting an awesome massage except Duxter flew up here and is bugging the F outta me!!! Duck world problems
Planning Christmas...always cheers me up...A little different this year...NO gifts in or out....we wanna build a water well in Africa
It takes me exactly 24 hours to recover from shitty news...not bad for tragedy..:) #RISE (you have 24 hours)..., ;)
Kids make healthy choices when they are involved in preparing & cooking the family meal. #ChopChop #ChildhoodObesity #GreatChallenges
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Kids who are at greatest risk of #obesity rely on school meals as a substantial part of their nutrition. @Risalavizzo #GreatChallenges
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You can't not smile at this...OMG he makes me laugh!
@msdebbieallen: Love my new red birds... #dada” they could not be more irresistible ..God bless the child duck has learned to fly and every morning he flys onto my bed...I know..I'm Daffy
With every fiber of my being I pray for the end of war on this planet. Have we learned nothing? War is not the answer. Participate in peace
The first thing to do after you've been knocked down is to get up... ALWAYS remember to get up. It's the only way you can begin anew..:)
Three things I like about God..1. He's funny 2.He's good at hide & seek 3. He knows a lot
@Diiguinhoh: eu no frio” OMG so cute...sooooo cute!
If I had a dick I would fling it about
"@kirstiealley: looky!!! needed New bike!!! Kermie" ..yet again found ur new biking companion
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looky!!!! mommy needed a 21 speed to go over big steep bridges !!!! New bike!!! Kermie
AWESOME FREAKIN DAY!!! Hard work pays off!!...NOW back to work...PS the Payless shoes commercial is uber annoying..Oh yeah Oh yeah