Will the 2014 'Visit Hardgate' promotional campaign be focusing mainly on the new Tesco ?
If you've got a plus one I can get us an amazing couple of suits bro
Tomorrow you can see a cutdown version of my 2012 tour show on BBC ONE 10.35pm, is all. Enjoy. Yaldy!
Got this through the door today, my heart is saying "fuck that" and my head is saying "Aye, fuck that" pic.twitter.com/HEgVadeVQr
It's nice that Man City go back to being Man City when they play in Europe, traditionalists!
Breaking news! Second Kevin Bridges show added. Mon Oct 28th. Tickets on sale this Fri at 10am. @kevinbridges86
Bet Arjen Robben takes jokes about being baldy dead, dead serious.
Been on the bench a lot of late. Discontento.
I'd like to think Contento for Bayern does his name justice. Never complains, happy to be there, an all round sound guy just doing his bit..
Viktoria Plzen keeper has definitely got a correct score on..
Great victory against Celtic! It's always tough to win away games in Champions League. Atmosphere at Celtic Park is the best in Europe.
A masterclass in flying a plane, reckon the pilot got done at a few speed cameras there. Cheers @British_Airways
Vamos chicos de verde!!
Think I just managed to catch "ragin hour" at the airport bar there.Great deal... pic.twitter.com/fgchae58lE
What is it your filming? Twatatouille?
Good day in London there, en route to the airport, need a performance out of @British_Airways
needing a pilot that gets the boot doon!
Thought my alarm was kidding me on there, deadly serious though, the prick..
Special shout to my man @MikeyBoyComedy
for introducing me to Breaking Bad a couple of years ago. A jolly good show.
The only thing missing from the Breaking Bad finale was Walt getting high on his own supply. Surely you'd give it a bash after all that..
Deleted that Breaking Bad tweet, too many muppets. I haven't seen it but I do doubt it ends with Walt getting 5 Hail Marys off a priest...
Betis v Villarreal game not doing much for me except reminding of how good the "By the Rivers of Babylon" tune sounds with Spanish lyrics...
"Only God Can Judge Me" and everyone that reads your tattoo and silently calls you a prick..
This week, why not tell your pals who sell herbalife that they're fucking annoying but coming close to boring the weight off everybody..
Just found this from stone roses gig. @kevinbridges86
reaction to spotting. @greghemphill69
is priceless. pic.twitter.com/iFgPZLyGsJ
Cheers to James Bannon @RunningWithTheF
for sending this, complete with the "Fuckin love you Gumbo" mention. pic.twitter.com/OOxMk4rfbw
Tottenham Hotspur is are actual name you idiot #COYS @kevinbridges86
Can't believe North London White are called Tottenham Hotspur in FIFA, shite game...
Not really had a chance to play the new Pro Evo but early indications don't look great... What's happened to the through ball!
"Jesse, you have to believe me. Doing the weather for the BBC is the only way out of the this."
Early screen shot of the Breaking Bad season finale, don't think anyone seen this latest twist coming. Unbelievable! pic.twitter.com/fzfB3hmJIC
When I set my mind on the promise of the morrow,
I out-live pain and out-wit sorrow.
Viendo una película de humor por el Canal + Liga.. Siempre va bien a estas horas de la noche!
Don't know what the referee seen there; Barca going 4 points ahead already and everybody giving up watching La Liga maybe... Scandal.
Haha, good to see that referee likes a laugh!
Using your phone to book flights on the website of a budget airline can significantly increase your chance of a stroke, according to me.
when I do you at pro ev I'll lift them above my head like the World Cup mate haha
A single fish and a bag of chips; the hungry man's fish supper.
we're on a stag in Liverpool with your lookie-likie pic.twitter.com/ryNchUHzaV
Every year I lose a close friend to FIFA, guys that I knew back in the ISS days, gone. It's tough to sit and watch it happen. Tragic.
New pro evo out today! Need to go pick it up.. Should give me something to do next few weeks..#proevo #passandmove
No man can emphasise the word "But" as well as Nigel Farage.
Good Friday morning getting humped at badminton from @paulza70
he's still got time to make the 2014 Commonwealth team. A top cocksman.
What a result for Swansea, firmly asserting themselves as "Nae Mugs"
'literally' is in critical condition too
The word "actually" is in serious danger of being destroyed by the people who killed "random" and "banter" it'll be another sad loss...