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Ken Jennings
jeez Yelp, I was just looking for a Rubio's Fish Tacos
Not trying to brag but I honestly feel like I could change out of my gym clothes too if I had "just a few hours."
VERY relieved that Little Orphan Annie has more than one of that damn dress.
Guarantee you that cat ate Flounder. :(
Even bigger prayer circle now. "If we're not safe in the church God you TELL US where we are safe!" heartbreaking.
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A tender love story from the new JUNIOR GENIUS GUIDE TO THE HUMAN BODY. Buy buy buy!!!--->
Not to brag or anything but I can totally tell what this is.
Hmm, some mixed Google reviews for this place.
Collage wallpaper in this guest bathroom is too real.
Looks like J.K. Rowling has let slip another big Harry Potter secret!
of anthropological interest: ancient description of "trolling" discovered in jane eyre
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All the new characters I've rolled up today are super boring
.@Mariners I didn't get a #SeagerBobble but @johnroderick did. It's ok, you can make it up to me with a 1st pitch.
The residents of Setenil de las Bodegas, Spain are living under a rock. Literally.… @CNTraveler
I don't care if I ever get back! I literally don't care. I'm half-hoping I die at tonight's game.
Protected tweets make for fun little mysteries, like "Am I going to get murdered?"
YES George Pataki is finally running for president! "oh my!"
Not a fan of my new proctologist but I didn't want to go out-of-network
Just sharing some wistful late-night thoughts on the World Wide Web.
Like the majority of men, I have a hard time going to the bathroom unless John Updike is watching me.

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