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Ken Jennings
jeez Yelp, I was just looking for a Rubio's Fish Tacos pic.twitter.com/tqvM5dVg4y
Not trying to brag but I honestly feel like I could change out of my gym clothes too if I had "just a few hours." pic.twitter.com/k01qpbB5KM
VERY relieved that Little Orphan Annie has more than one of that damn dress. pic.twitter.com/Tmjg1Guriy
Guarantee you that cat ate Flounder. :( pic.twitter.com/KfJkfnazIZ
Even bigger prayer circle now. "If we're not safe in the church God you TELL US where we are safe!" heartbreaking. pic.twitter.com/LNMbjurYLX
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A tender love story from the new JUNIOR GENIUS GUIDE TO THE HUMAN BODY. Buy buy buy!!!---> parents.simonandschuster.com/9781481401739 pic.twitter.com/qEc1P3TiMk
Not to brag or anything but I can totally tell what this is. pic.twitter.com/5U9DMQVvkr
Hmm, some mixed Google reviews for this place. pic.twitter.com/q8rwGKmmz3
Collage wallpaper in this guest bathroom is too real. pic.twitter.com/cIk9FTomDf
Looks like J.K. Rowling has let slip another big Harry Potter secret! pic.twitter.com/YI0d0abIVM
of anthropological interest: ancient description of "trolling" discovered in jane eyre pic.twitter.com/nD8WZR9Tow
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All the new characters I've rolled up today are super boring pic.twitter.com/b7j7CFzbw0
.@Mariners I didn't get a #SeagerBobble but @johnroderick did. It's ok, you can make it up to me with a 1st pitch. pic.twitter.com/Zfp83bcBGa
The residents of Setenil de las Bodegas, Spain are living under a rock. Literally. cntraveler.com/stories/2015-0… @CNTraveler pic.twitter.com/6DcpOWL7io
I don't care if I ever get back! I literally don't care. I'm half-hoping I die at tonight's game. pic.twitter.com/dosSISzbbl
Protected tweets make for fun little mysteries, like "Am I going to get murdered?" pic.twitter.com/Ef9TRJV72q
YES George Pataki is finally running for president! "oh my!" pic.twitter.com/P7Ye4gn4dS
Not a fan of my new proctologist but I didn't want to go out-of-network pic.twitter.com/DO0ht3pJiG
Just sharing some wistful late-night thoughts on the World Wide Web. pic.twitter.com/TowAXAXeX6
Like the majority of men, I have a hard time going to the bathroom unless John Updike is watching me. pic.twitter.com/wtCc4BtSdJ




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