Calling on Rep. John Lewis to boycott the IMDb trivia pages.
You vs. the guy she told you not to worry about
Wow, the signs were there all along.
Wow, now this old Trump tweet makes a lot more sense:
The four words every woman longs to hear...
This is so me you guys, I just can't get enough of that delicious food. It's pretty much all I eat.
I guess my daughter lays out her breakfast at night now?
Guys...your sandwiches might be too expensive...
I used to think the Coen Brothers could do no wrong, but then I saw this comma.
Good news, my super-dense dwarf star matter just arrived from Amazon!
Congratulations to Sir Paul McCartney, former Beatle, for surviving 2016
Well my New Year's Eve is all ready to go
Time to get motivated for my workout! I'll just take a big swig of sports drink & then read this inspirational quote
I forgot to pack the book I was reading but luckily found this on my parents' bookshelf.
Merry Christmas from the Romneys
When you just want to play Tecmo Bowl but Dr. Buffalo makes you try out his monkey memory tasks.
The problem is...to me, this doesn't even look like Peter Cushing.
Hmm I hope someone on r/atheism will have some thoughts here.
I'm a bit of a connoisseur & will only eat Asian food that is 100% authentic