Currently sitting in these airport chairs for the portly gentleman.
My "teleseme" is broken. Why even get out of bed.
We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the fluoride began to take hold.
Back before Twitter, if you wanted regular jokes about celebs sent to you, you had to read Frank & Ernest.
Say what you will about Chuck Woolery, he apparently shot a better Wheel of Fortune pilot than Edd "Kookie" Byrnes.
Smokey Bear has the same origin as Batman but with fire instead of crime. 🔥🔥StF
Very confusing sign for those of us who are Freemasons but also huge divas.
A statement from our Founding Director Lonnie Bunch on the noose found in our history galleries today.
Yeah, that's right libs. I, a man, am drinking from this Diet Dr Pepper can.
I'm cancelling this credit card for screwing up the parallelism.
My daughter makes a compelling case for being the one to adopt the class minnows.
I'll see you back here in eight and eight.
Lots of people been asking where I work out
CAN SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN TO ME THE PHYSICS OF CASPER
It's canon that Gwen Stacy died , for being horny
Lots of tension and confusion in the room as these Lego Beatles meet their budget "K'Nex" predecessors.
You can count on me to fight back against Washington, D.C.'s War On The West.
you have just been visited by the Big Dinner Boy. fav to help him stir the food, rt to give him a nice kiss
The whole Confederacy was inspired by anime. Many a time in Lee's diary he reflects on his wish to transform into a cat for sexual purposes.