In Archie comics, Betty's mom is named Alice Cooper.
the C is for "Cockblocker"
I would absolutely listen to dead Nixon's podcast.
This series got off to a good start with the alliteration imo but ran into trouble with the silent 'w'
*jumps up and runs to the car so fast that my desk chair keeps spinning for 5-10 minutes*
When you're playing cards with the boys and have an unbeatable hand
I don't even know where to start with this.
With my luck I'll wait 16,250 days for the bus and then two will come at once.
It's not a prison, honey. You're in a "creativity tower."
Boring conference call notes.
Please give generously if you can.
Weirdest of many weird things about this place: they don't take cash.
You should check out my new Jr. Genius Guide to Ancient Egypt, on sale now! parents.simonandschuster.com/9781481429528
If you cut us, do we not bleed?!?
I come up with amazing new slang terms like this literally all the time
What an odd description of Jeopardy @Jeopardy @KenJennings
No way she's falling for that, Plastic Man.
"What will the kids want on this huge pumpkin? Hmm, I bet they're into what I'm into: a giant farting devil woman."
Friday night, time to curl up with a good book
IMPORTANT NEWS from my new book: there were Egyptian mummies at 3 of the first Super Bowls. parents.simonandschuster.com/9781481429528
My OKCupid game is just next-level.
Reminder that Jay Mohr married Nikki Cox, changed his name to add hers, & DID NOT EVEN DO IT IN THE FUNNY ORDER. :(