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kelly oxford
comedian comedy hipster 571,345 followers
The loudest drunks are groups of sober teenage girls.
Boots I've been looking for, for over a year, came up today on Outnet. No 37s #victim @theoutnet
My favorite part of twitter is when an anonymous person with cleavage as their profile picture criticizes me.
#murdershack #bigone #1983buicklesabreincarport #litterbox my girl @annafaris caught me pulled over, taking these pictures. 😣
I will try to take more photographs of the #litterbox #murdershack on the way home today. Until then...
I'm in 'a conversation' w/ @bobsaget the Aero Theatre TOMORROW in Santa Monica. Buy his book, bring mine, I'll sign.
Glamorous Hollywood hills shack never fails to scare the shit out of me. #murdershack #teardown #onedgeofcliff #bigone #1983buickLeSabreincarport
My mojo is looking forward to my book convo w/ @kellyoxford at the Aero Theatre THURS in Santa Monica!! @LiveTalksLA
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No thank you, Southwest Airlines flight attendant's funny safety speech.
HINT: I'm in the next issue of @Playboy. HINT: I'm not going to be naked. HINT: Buy it for my article. HINT: I'd pose 4 @Playboy #airbrushed
I am married with three children and I didn't have a baby shower or wedding shower and I didn't have a wedding. I am the best person.
Best purchase at Rose Bowl.
I could probably squeeze into this silk dress.
Do you think it's appropriate to buy these for someone you've gone on 4 dates with? @hommemakerblog (hour 7 at Rose bowl)
Hiding in bushes at Rose Bowl Flea Market
This opening makes me feel like I've had a stroke. #rhony
Can't wait to look at my frozen homeland from my tv in the warm valley. @colinhanks #fargo #april15
#coachella #hormonalacne
Someone dressed herself.