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kelly oxford
Is this butthole seducing me??? #nofilter
I pissed on this rug again. It's grass, so y'all can fuck off.
πŸ·πŸ·πŸ·πŸ”πŸ”πŸ”@marissaaross with the best wine recs and my husband with the best fried chicken and coleslaw sex.
if you hike Fryman please keep an eye out for @maddiedeutch dog & please spread the word!
GOLD AND WHITE. This sweater makes me feel like Parker Posey in Party Girl. This isn't an ad. I just love this sweater so much I'm going to wear it all week. Cc @official_minkpink
Shave her head and turn it into a wig while she sleeps?
Get into @alvvaysband Canadian, sound like @PhizLair & Mazzy Star had baby on Empire Records sndtrk. pic.twitter.com/O9u90kTpeQ
sit down, let me tell you a story. once upon a time I went 7 days without pissing on your rugs. #nofilter #champ
Husband yelled this at kids when they didn't like his pasta sauce. He'll never live it down. They put it on his cake. pic.twitter.com/BoMF212E9n
James yelled this at the kids when they refused to eat his homemade Bolognese sauce. He will never ever live it down. πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‚πŸŽ‰
Thirteen & out with your family tho.
Happy Birthday to my husband who is still a 90's babe to me. πŸ™ŒπŸ˜πŸ™Œ (his band beat Alanis Morisette in his high school talent contest)
Just here to congratulate myself on completing the first draft of my second book. My dog insisted on typing, THE END. pic.twitter.com/ts7ngMwgYQ
This asshole insisted on coming to my office and writing the last five pages of my book. #secondbook #done #2016
One time, Cameron Crowe invited me to Hawaii to watch him work on the set of ALOHA for a week. It was surreal and beautiful and fun and I'm not being dramatic but I will remember every moment until I die. #fbf
A bunch of you & my cat were curious about my bag. @clarevivier made it and it's for sale here stevenalan.com/designers-othe… pic.twitter.com/YHg2W17Ii7
"The miracle is this- the more we share, the more we have." Leonard Nimoy. πŸ“· by @marctivist in 1998
"The miracle is this - the more we share, the more we have." Leonard Nimoy pic.twitter.com/S8vGd9MANi
Archie. #boyhood #tbt
Made this for u #tbt
Girl, please, I know a lot of shit. #tbt