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kelly oxford
monday mornings are like
Excited βœ¨πŸŒ’πŸŒ“πŸŒ”πŸŒ•πŸŒ–πŸŒ—πŸŒ˜πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€βœ¨
Her first Pixy Sticks. Call me Mama June πŸ‘‘πŸ
πŸ™Œ my book, Everything Is Perfect When You're A Liar, is #1 ✨✨ Thank you New York Public Library!!! #EverythingIsPerfectWhenYoureALiar
Thank you, New York. RT @nypl Some books ask to be read. Others demand it. Here are 10 books that can't be put down. on.nypl.org/1w0ia5s
Some books ask to be read. Others demand it. Here are 10 books that can't be put down. on.nypl.org/1w0ia5s pic.twitter.com/WbKbwWAXIa
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QT you're still my favorite βœ¨πŸ’―
Remember when Kim Kardashian tweeted about being "grossed out" by a woman who was breastfeeding in public without a blanket? Yeah. Can someone get her a blanket?
@helpingpersiancats has Eva up for adoption!! She looks like Gertie but is apparently into snuggling which is something Gertie won't do πŸ‘ŽπŸ˜‘ Contact: @helpingpersiancats if you're interested in adopting. They have a website.
People watching like this makes me happy. People in boxes.
Fuuuuck. I was trying to "share" and I "deleted" Again.. I love these lipsticks & I wasn't paid to post these. In a pre-Tavi internet 0.00 I would post shit like this for free all the time and I still will because I like pretty things. L to R 1: Brigitte, Juliette, Kelly, Lana 2: Claudia, Catherine
Canadians line the highway to pay respect to Cpl Nathan Cirillo, as his body is returned home. pic.twitter.com/K0A7MCdLLf
LA you are the pretty girl everyone hates.
Teenagers don't like to talk, they don't believe parents can relate. Foster open communication from a young age and -never- let- it- stop-.
VIDEO: Don't mess with Gertie
Why Canada needs less security, not more. A thoughtful analysis by @Scott_Gilmore macleans.ca/news/canada/we…
Gus just googled gamergate.
My genius friend @andreaseigel wrote LAGGIES & @lynnsheltonfilm directed & if you're lucky enough to live close to a theatre showing it, GO!
#tbt that chill time I was 19 and I took a pic of Aimee and all the rum and cokes we ordered and then we drank all of those rum and cokes and then we got lost in Havana, Cuba. #streetsmart #survivalist #closecalls #tumblrgrunge #cubalibre
Look at how happy they are that it's #tbt 2006 5yr old Sal, 3yr old Henry.
John Lurie’s solo art show is up until this Saturday at the Cavin Morris Gallery in NYC: ow.ly/DemGu
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Truth. RT @VoiceOfFranky: Canada’s CBC News Shows What Thoughtful Breaking News Coverage Really Looks Like - TVNewser mediabistro.com/tvnewser/canad…
@univer.sal #loveyou
This is Canada's hero. Sergeant-at-arms Kevin Vickers, a 29 year veteran of the RCMP. pic.twitter.com/MxIrNhOnuq
I just showed this to my 13 yr old and she yelled "YOURE SHOWING ME MEMES??MOM? NO! YOU CANT SHOW ME MEMES. I HATE MEMES DONT EVEN TALK TO ME. YOU ARE GOING TO HATE YOURSELF IN THE FUTURE FOR LIKING MEMES." #salty
I just came back from a hike where I gained some clarity and decided to apologize for having eyebrows, which I have read are "a trainwreck" I am 🍁sorry🍁 I have eyebrows. THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME
Get it together girl.
"I-I-it goes without saying, this is not to sound trite [...] I lost a lot of my life in Canada" CNN LADY GET IT TOGETHER
Yeah, guns can fuck right off.
This will be everywhere in a few minutes. Footage of gunfire in Parliiament. I have no idea how police do this. youtube.com/watch?v=XrGqoI…
Situation in Ottawa still considered active. My cousin @sfharris job today is to sit in his office & not get shot. Happy he's good at that!
The gunman in Ottawa has been shot and killed. I'm at a loss for words this morning. That isn't my Canada.
Menstruation is so messy. You guys have no idea how clean we are for you. You'd never do the same. You're welcome.
I never remember to buy makeup because I forget I'm a woman and lipstick is an option and I guess men can wear it too so it's truly a 2014 option for everyone. I never have to remember anything because people just send me shit. Thanks @narsissist 3 lipsticks and a rare steak made my day. #narsissist
I left a cookie in my motherfucking desk and it's gone. Putting my Jessica Fletcher glasses on. pic.twitter.com/gfQxbvH8fU
One time @hommemakerblog came to my house and made my son Henry make a bench with him while I laughed at them in my kaftan by the pool, drinking a sparkling wine and StGermain. They made me pose for this photo, like I'd actually helped. We look like a cute family, but everyone laughs at me behind my
At this Alt-J show trying to figure out how many murderers are here. Like, in general.
out and just got this text from my kids.
"This guy in my biology class said that if Ferris dies, he's giving his eyes to Stevie Wonder." Is one of the greatest lines, ever.
βš‘οΈπŸ‘‘ πŸ’―#coke πŸ’― πŸ‘‘βš‘οΈ
NORMAL SATURDAY MORNING AT THE PARK. LA KIDS TURN OUT SUPER NORMAL.
Nothing like watching a grown man ask Taylor Lautner for a picture to ruin your Friday night pretty early.
WOKE UP LIKE FRIDAY