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kelly oxford
Work break to celebrate two of my favorite things: 1. The 51st anniversary of Mary Poppins. 2. National burger day. August 27th, you're golden. πŸ™πŸ½β˜”οΈπŸ”
... My hands are very small and I can barely type on this spaceship keyboard & 4 now I have to keep it and eat crow.
My keyboard stopped working and James had one in his stash of stuff I was trying to make him donate before we move...
The Christmas my dad sent the kids Canadian money and 5x7's of himself smoking a Cuban. #tbt
Thank god for role models that don't sound or look like Barbie @halsey #jimmykimmellive
7, going on Miley Cyrus.
🎢 she's got steve buscemi eyes 🎢
Shit gets weird with me, Katie Holmes & @nicolerichie .... tonight on #candidlynicole #vh1
@sal.iva & the sweetest @iamhalsey at #jimmykimmellive #zerochill
This is what the qwerty line looks like
WTF MacBook Air? It suddenly started typing in wingdings (no matter what font I chose) & I restarted 2x to this..
How mad will I be when I get this haircut and that's not my new face? Cc @maneaddicts @gregoryrussellhair
Well, that's not me at all. 🎈
When the bro giving you directions isn't so sure.
Second week of first grade, seventh grade and ninth grade. Three kids and I'm done but mannnnn this is sad.
Bea and I broke into @mrorlandosoria old apartment and thought about what garbage people we all are. Then we got iced coffees and bought boyfriend jeans.
I really wish I had the type of brain that knew how to display & organize & choose things that look good together because I don't & I make everything look like garbage #victim #OrlandoSaveMe #AllICanDoIsPinterest
Henry & Sal both yell, "Eleanor Rigby" πŸ˜’
George Clooney's cat. #famouscats #starsighting #Catman #OhBrotherWhereArtMeow #ThePurrfectStorm #OceansTail #Litterheads #TheIdesOfMice #MeowmewmentsMen #Tomcatland #UpInTheHairball #TheHissendants #MichaelClawton #OneFelineDay
Baked the snake. Thanks for the dick bake recipe @jamieoliver & @hotpatooties
a neighbor died today RIP πŸ™πŸ½πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ
A "hair makeover story" is probably one of the oldest folktales of the entire human race. I wanted to cut all of my hair off and @jenatkinhair was like "no" and sent me to @oncolourground and @hair_byjoseph to do the very opposite. See? Just like the bible. Please see the full story at @maneaddict




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