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Kaung Ko
#NoOneWarnedMeAbout how heated and out-of-topic an argument online can get!
#FakeDogFacts Leave your dog inside hot car with windows up and stress will create a Superdog. #TrueDogFacts and it will KICK YOUR ASS!
#ItemsWonOnStorageWars Floppy Disks, current antique market value $$$$$$$$$$$$. 😂
#ItsNotAGoodIdea to toss away that leftover cold pizza. Eating that is still the second best thing to being in Heaven!
#ItsNotAGoodIdea to refuse to forgive or to neglect admitting your wrongs. You'll regret once the day comes and it's too late!
#IWasConfusedBecause we're just gonna wipe and leave anyway and not observe outcomes? Over or under doesn't matter?
#MakeSomeonesDayIn3Words Monday passed away Stuck after Sunday Sunday is forever No more weekdays Only weekend moments We are blessed!
#TrueButYouShouldntSayIt I always 🎶whip it, tear it, into shape, shape it up, straight, go forward, try to detect it🎶 and wipe after #2. 😊
#TrueButYouShouldntSayIt I throw tiny pieces of bread 🍞 at your duck face selfies and make a self-satisfied smirk. 😏
#FurnitureFanFiction The Adventures of Haggled Burberry Furns
#FurnitureAMovie Checkmate Me If You Can
#BadInFlightAnnouncements "Welcome to our flight. Our aircraft is under the command of Captain Deez Nuts and co-pilot George Zimmerman."
#BadInFlightAnnouncements "... Got my license online. Never went to a flight academy!" *Pilot talking to co-pilot with intercom switched on*
#ItsSoHotOutThat I can host a BBQ party and do all my grill and fry works (with or without the woks) on the paved sidewalks! #SeussTweet
#WhyIDateNerds I don't discriminate against my own cool species. 😎#dontjudgee#hatemeifyouwantt#lovemeifyoucann
#Misheard90sLyrics Tailor as old as time Sews at along the line Body and the breast x2 #BeautyAndTheBeast
🎤✨ Come On Boron Argon Bismuth Einsteinium, Let's Go Party! 💕#ScientificSongsn@midnightglmz
#ScientificSongs My Hertz (Hz) Will Go On
#MyOnlineWishList For you to follow me back.😁 You know who you are!...💭#NVMNVM you don't. You're too famous to notice.😕
#CollegeIn3Words A blessed opportunity. 🙏
#MyOnlineWishList on @amazon is going to grow old and senile with me. I'm asking for too much. 😔😑😭😂😂
#DescribeYourPhobia Realizing that toilet paper ran out only after you have rushed in and done your "business".
#DescribeYourPhobia Fear of not being able to express everything I want within the 140 chars limit.
#MakeLifeBetterIn3Words Friday coming soon 😁
#MakeLifeBetterIn3Words Follows, Follows Everywhere!
#MakeLifeBetterIn3Words Food Network delivers @FoodNetwork ☕️🍵🍶🍼🍺🍸🍹🍷🍕🍔🍟🍗🍖🍝🍛🍤🍱🍣🍥🍙🍘🍚🍜🍲🍢🍡🍳🍞🍩🍮🍦🍨🍧🎂🍰🍪🍫🍬🍭🍯🍎🍏🍊🍋🍒🍇🍉🍓🍑🍈🍌🍐🍍🍠🍆🍅🌽
#ThingsJesusNeverSaid Most things we've said at home, at work, at school, at hang outs, ... and in bed. 😶😏
Why Lord, why?!! 😑#InThe90sWeAskedda
#TheresNothingWrongWith psychologically cheating on someone with thinking about food instead of that someone.
#TheresNothingWrongWith favoriting someone's tweet to say "Hey, I love your tweet. I'm going to stalk your profile a lit bit."
#FailedApologies Sorry for what I said sounding like an insult. I thought you would be smart enough and fun enough to understand as a joke.
#WordsNotUsedOftenEnough "Please" "Thank you" "I appreciate you" "I love you"
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"Too much consumption can make you urinate frequently and excessively." #UnnecessaryWarningLabels
#WordsNotUsedOftenEnough - I love you hun - I love you mom - I love you dad - I love you [ ] - Just texting/calling to say "I love you"
Carrying boombox and blasting rap music with many swear words and drug, sex, b***** theme. #badCountryClubEtiquette
#FailedGoFundMe Money to afford subscriptions and credits at Ashley Madison
#MaybeYouShould live by your words or just stop talking about it and be about it instead.
#MyInnerChildWants SUPERPOWERS!! But not reading others' minds. I joined Facebook and got over that. #SuperPowerIWantNow Summoning food.
#MyInnerChildWants - Lots of money to buy many things for my parents and loved ones - That moment when you no longer have to study or work
#IGetTenseWhen 50 Shades of Grey ... 👀#OopsReadItWrongg 😳
#IGetTenseWhen I have to make a speech containing more than 140 characters. #nolongerusedtothat
#AlterASport History has already done it. "#Football"




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