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Kaung Ko
#OppositeDay? Does that mean if it's over, you're really an under person and vice versa? 🚽
#OppositeDay I'm gonna sleep early today!
#ScariestHauntedHouseWouldHave that person 👉🏽 in the mirror. Go check out! You know what I mean? 😱
#ScariestHauntedHouseWouldHave choppy wifi connection, so you'll do "stop and go" checking for reception, and before you know it, BOOOOO!
#IWonTheJackpotAnd I bought a small pizza, no extra toppings though. After state and federal taxes, that's all I can afford. 😓😑
#MyDeathWillLikelyInvolve delirium from lack of sleep staying up all night enjoying how clever hashtag gamers are.
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#MyDeathWillLikelyInvolve Blood vessels to brain popping from thinking too hard to fit my thoughts in 140 chars and still make sense.😐
Preview of "Dude, Where's My Greased Lightning?!" 😏#AddYourselfToAMovieem
#RejectedTVChannels Educational channel for successful suicides. "No more attempts. You got it!" #slogan
When you and ❤️ both go for #CleavageOnFleek 🐵🙈🙊�9HlKHI
Trying out the new @Snapchat's #Selfie #Lenses!! 😍👀�#SelfieLensesn0sHC
#BadMovieMashups 50 Shades for a Baby (Straight Outta Sinister) 🚹♥️😈🚺@midnightiF4lm
#WorstDMPickUpLines "Was never a perv but I don't not perving it up with you."
#HorribleWaysToStartAStory "Voices in my head told me to tell you this. You didn't overhear anything of that right?😐 *pause*"
#UnlikelySchoolCounselorAdvice "Be fruitful and increase in number; fill the earth...". Never too early to involve in "baby making" acts.
#UnlikelySchoolCounselorAdvice Drop out. Everyone who drops out of school or education system excels better in life and is richer.
#YoureNotMyHomieIf you act one way in front of me and be a totally different backstabbing person behind me. 😑
#YoureNotMyHomieIf you're disrespectful to the ones I love. ✋🏼
My Mom's Husband's Wife's Son's Sibling's Parents' Child's Female Sibling's Keeper #MakeAMovieConfused 😓
#HowTwitterHelpsMeCope -#WhenImMad take it out with "Cool tweet. But not gonna fav/RT/follow😡" #WhenImHappyy Read ALL tweets under a hash!😍
#MarriageAdviceIn3Words Communicate, understand, love
I have a dream, a dream to not procrastinate or get side-tracked. #ButThenITookANap Now, I'm awake and #?ing on Twitter is what's up.
#IfIWereASuperVillain I wouldn't have told you how to tweet like my pinned tweet. 😏😇
#IfTheZombiesAttack that's when we no longer need to do gardening. Everything will be 24/7 nice!🍃🌺🌻🍁🏡DEmsx0HA6
#IfIWereASuperVillain I would embed tracking code in my tweets; you FAV, RT, Follow me, I'll drop by at your house with pizza! #PARTY!
#FasterThanA person with explosive diarrhea suddenly having that urge to get to the toilet ASAP.
#FailedDoctorsAdvice Save on insurance and avoid wait times. Use WebMD. Surgery services and transplant parts, try Craigslist & eBay.
Must be familiar with 50 Shades of Grey or Eyes Wide Shut. 😏#PeculiarInvitess
#FakeVideoGameFacts The more you play. the higher you score, the longer you maintain your rank, one day NSA will find and recruit you.
#CleanedOutMyAttic Time to go trash all those junks. 😏1
#FoundInsideMe The child within - childish, playful, silly, weird - but that's ok. I'm loving it and not gonna change!
#MakeAMovieIllegal The Baby with the Bear Tattoo
#AncientBrands iStone and iBoulder by Rock
#HaveIEverToldYou how beautiful your tweets are?
#YouKnowWhatIMiss ALL my family members (close, afar, living, watching over from Heaven) #missingyou 😞
Dumpster Leftovers to a Full Course Dish #RejectedCookingShows
#MyRainyDaySavingsInclude everything (if any) inside couches, under car seats, under bed, in pockets, between wallet folds.😐
#DreamStooges Dream on but we all know Ben Affleck will be the next Larry, Moe, AND Curly! (Not "or"😏😂)
#ImUpThisLateBecause I keep telling myself "I must go to bed NOW". 😕�#mindblownwDV
Fetus Mutant Ninja Turtles 🐢🐢🐢#DiminutiveSciFiSrIvre
Being a decent person costs $0.00 and the outcome is priceless! 🙌�#ThinkItUpUp
#MyFallTraditions Leave these in random mailboxes 😏�D7
#InAJobInterviewDoNot give a "thank you" kiss on the cheeks... or the lips... with or without tongue.😚

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