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Kaung Ko
#ThingsIGetAlot Lower available balance than I thought once that ATM gave birth to a receipt after a withdrawal ... 😣
#HowIShowMyAge I still compliment females with 🌟"beautiful"🌟, "pretty", and "cute", not with "hot" or "sexy".
#LiesIveToldAGuy your fly is down 😐
#HowIShowMyAge I still keep that "b" in "babe"
#BadFavorsToAsk Can you do me a favor and smell my breath? Does it cover the smell of the fart I just made? #Thanks =]
#LiesIveToldMyParents OK! I'll clean my room today.
#InternationalJokeDay me staying away from pizza, fries, bacon, burgers, and all that fastness!
#DraftMeBecause I can Morse tweet. .. / .-.. --- ...- . / -.-- --- ..- / .- .-.. .-.. !
#ThingsYouDontSayAsAPolitician "The truth is [ ..... ] cannot be fixed or improved. ... No, I can't."
#ImNotReallyLazyBut someone should invent something to make this magic happen again! πŸ˜†
#DescribeFreedom Doesn't exist. Men is bound either by external (controlled by laws) or internal restraints (self-control, laws).
#UnpopularAdultFilms The Jail-Bait, The Sex, and The Jail Time (Sequel) How I Met Jesus
#BadThingsToBringToAPicnic Lots of food containing garlic and onions ...
#ItsWorthMentioning You are all beautiful! πŸ‘Œ
#WhenIJoinedTwitter @TheArabella wasn't verified @ArianaGrande was a little kid @Lauren_Alaina was tweeting life stories
#GoalsForRealLife Let things go to find happiness again
#WhenIJoinedTwitter I thought tweeting a celeb will get a reply, eventually becoming tweet buddies...
Closing my eyes and kissing my little Paw Paw a long goodbye. Rest in peace. #RIP #nationalkissingday…
#ReplyToASong Who let the dogs out? Well, it's a mystery no more. 🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢�
Time to start saving up for iPhone 6 Plus 128GB unlocked version. #oneday #iphone6plus οΏ½#1ktogoo
#ExplainParadiseIn4Words Where loved ones are πŸ™Œ
#ThreeWordsSheWantsToHear "I love you" *while looking into her eyes* πŸ’‘
Accepting Game Invites πŸ’»οΏ½#MyCampaignIn3Wordsds
#TwitterComparisons My 140 chars & abbrevs. sound more worthy than urs. 😝
#WhyTheyFiredMe Called Bruce from H.R. as Caitlyn and Caitlyn from management as Bruce. 😠 closed minded trans-phobes fired me!
#EdibleWordstoLiveBy Good bites come to those who waits til' cooler than oven temperature.
#MondayMotivation Go do usual things. Maybe you'll become a random person in someone's vacation photos. Maybe you already are!
#FakeExerciseFacts Lifting ANY plates is a good way to train yourself, even the plate full of food is ok.
"#WeWouldNeverWorkBecause WE are THE great Gatsby with endless richness. No work. All Play!"
#WeWouldNeverWorkBecause 1.You lack commitment 2.Your expectations are too high or too low 3.You DEMAND love instead of sharing
#WeWouldNeverWorkBecause your 'HA's in my life are either too short or too long.
We had FreeCell, Hearts, Minesweeper or Solitaire and we liked β€˜em. #fbf
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The only plates I lift have food on them. πŸ’ͺ😝
#NationalExDay High Five for moving on separate ways for our own goods!

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