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This was great. RT @jash: "GREGORY GO BOOM" Michael Cera's newest short film written/directed by Janicza Bravo goo.gl/oKUBx
Just walked by this piece of good news!
Hey @jennyslate25, I just devoured 3 eps of Catherine and I'm hooked! I like how shitty the colors make me feel. youtu.be/iMwIBkShyzw
Thank you for the nice tweets.
#ComedyWeek preshow starts in 5 minutes you dumb dumbs youtube.com/ComedyWeek
Don't know why it tagged Lebron James in that tweet when everyone knows that's comedy legend Gallagher
#ComedyWeek is happening today. Here's @normmacdonald drinking a coffee to prove it.
Rehearsing for tomorrow's #ComedyWeek live show with half faced @gracehelbig
I don't know who that is RT @leimperfect: @kassemg DUDE, Amy Schumer stole your going deep segment, you gonna take that shit lying down?
Hey gang I'm hosting the @YouTube #ComedyWeek preshow this Sunday at 5pm pacific. Please tune in and tell everyone it could be funny.
major shirt-beastiality happening RT @dangitjess: We're basically the entire farm @kassemg bit.ly/14yDNdl
I used to touch myself to Gillian Anderson in the 90's and now she's on reddit and nothing has changed
Care to explain this @jessicaalba?? Didn't know you could raw dog me like this... twitpic.com/cqrrxr
Dry T-Shirt Contest Winner
.@nicepeter is on the front page of the LA Times, but more importantly he's on the front page of my heart, times. lat.ms/10Efc3M
Happy Mothers Day! (except you Bambi)
Hey @F1abraham you should be a guest on Going Deep because you are broken/really good at gobbling genitals.
Go see @EddieIfft headline the Hollywood Improv tonight. At the very least he'll be wearing really nice jeans.
@kylemooney for one please
fucking. busted.
better late than never asshole RT @arzofarzo: @kassemg just discovered your channel today. Love it 👍
selling chocolates
I write a Brad and Jennifer fan fiction about them having never split up and ruining their(my) life. Landon would be almost 8 now...
I have a huge load of laundry that I look forward to doing 1st qtr '14 (early estimates)
is there another May thing tomorrow?
the sex was good
May your farts be eschewed
.@YouTube is having it's first ever Comedy Week and I'm helping @jash (Jackets And Soft Hats) with their live show. MAY 19th. Tune in pls.
To the stunning @OJessicaNigri, THANK YOU for letting a sweaty dork interview you years ago and for the MILLIONS of views resulting. U#1!
My tribesman brother @BestOmarEver had a platter of @kogibbq ready for me when I came home. Very cool stuff. Thx bb bro
HOME NOW 👨🐺
@LANow:#SpringsFire taken by @MixMixInc in front of Newbury Park High School bit.ly/YhIcAl” The only time my highschool makes news
I have to leave NYC. I don't want to. I really like New York Kassem. Thank you @janetribeca & @TribecaFilmFest for everything. 👨✈🐺
oink oink coppers
Paul Giamatti is a lower case b
His shape, not personality
John Goodman is a capital letter D
Look! We taped a LIVE Improv show using YOUR suggestions. feat. @TheEpicLLOYD and the fellas from @MItourco bit.ly/17vHz9k
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I think the guy said this was Cran-Raisin Station or something
.@kassemg interviews California on YouTube yet again, featuring Jenna Marbles shout outs, racism & thigh slapping. whatstrending.com/2013/04/kassem…
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@CrimsonxInk: @kassemg swear I just passed you in the city, but I was too much of a bitch to say hello.” I saw you & was hoping for a hello
California On YouTube 2. It's pretty much just about @Jenna_Marbles youtu.be/9tJ-IK8Yobs
just drove by miss teen pennsylvania! love it here!