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Karen Caganer
I tried to get it up to go the 2 blocks to get coffee, but it WASN'T WORTH IT
the last thing you see before you get called a "motherfucking asshole" pic.twitter.com/3ogLjqGlhZ
Doutbtful Penis Really Kock
Hi, I'm Guy Fieri. Does the 5 second rule apply to kisses?
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"This makes coffee faster, better, and with easier cleanup than anything I’ve ever owned": slate.me/1sHr8jy pic.twitter.com/d9A6xfFPo9
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Awww. Someone just can't wait to celebrate Valentine's Day!
it's nearly quitting time. Please enjoy your remaining minutes at work with the Caganer of the Day: C3PO pic.twitter.com/b3szQwVrKj
MY RICHARD DAWKINS PAINTING BY @bug_facts ARRIVED!!! YAY! #TYVM
don't worry, hollywood isn't going to slow down making entertainment that is offensive to Asians- Marco Polo on Netflix, for instance
taxis don't rape women, uber drivers do.
at this point, Sony should by all 3 networks from 8-10 on new year's day and just put that movie out over the air.
the elf on the shelf is minging
You know what? YOUR DAD WAS COOLER THAN YOU, KIM
MY FATHER WAS WHAT'S UPDOG PLEASE CALL ME UPDOG
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Q. How did the 3 Wise Men find the baby Jesus? A. They took the skyway to the manger zone.
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.@DrOz how much butter are those chicks creaming in "greased lightning" and what kind of cookies are they making?
looking up sausage online
don't front, you guyss
are we sure DPRK wasn't right about this movie? pic.twitter.com/MCrM6gz3LD
martha stewart had an artisan make her a replica of downton abbey in gingerbread, and spontaneously combusted from being the whitest ever
tomorrow's Caganer is fucking hilarious. Do not forget to tune in
more like one DOWN. Today's Caganer of the Day is Mario pic.twitter.com/frCrNbWPiC
SMOTHER ME WITH YOUR ABS D'ANGELO
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Robert Evans would have done a better job of this Sony cock up #justsayin
wienerita (a margarita with a wiener garnish)