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Karen Geier
bernie sanders, but with peter bonerz's hair
the best alarm clock is still dog diarrhea
i wish i could train myself to strategically fart when i sneeze.
that was a weird series of noises
fairly certain my neighbor just dropped his fridge on his wife and also the fridge was full of cannon balls
that pic of fassbender as jobs makes him look like the yelling man in the 1984 ad
you look like a condom stuffed with hamburger meat @realDonaldTrump
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i know it's not a good show, but i got into #unreal
what color is this pea guac
My Canadian Girlfriend got the flu #comicconailments
actual pic of rush hour every day in montreal…
I hope everyone had some real bonheur today
Free subway rides AND paps? This pan am games is very Canadian.
Just got out of @LifeRecordsTO with @RhiannonArcher and it was great. Go see it. #FringeTO
If you get a semi posh Brit to say "bitumen", it sounds like "bitch man"
I have a lot of bitumen material jsyk
Who to root for in the #ENGvsJAP match: the country that brought us bitumen refinement or the one that brought us Zelda
The weed man is at Bathurst and ulster i mean ice cream truck
Big ups to the hot dog vendor whistling the theme song from The Hills while I was at the bank machine. Glad to share that moment.
Thanks for the clarification at the end.…
Omg the best smelling dude just got in this elevator
who did i lend jock jams to
peagarita thank you.
fuck yeah opinions on guac dot tumblr dot com
i'll kiss your dog
IIRC, last year I tweeted a piggy poop balls with a canadian flag on it that made the samsung screen in yonge/dundas square
#badselfieweek Bae caught me slippin edition
doing my stretches to really touch some butts today
white people are about to riot over peacamole
"pea on me" - Jerri Blank's guacamole
ALERT: Trump Hotels said to suffer credit card data breach, KrebsOnSecurity reports.
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Toronto! Please come to my shows at @comedybar tomorrow through Saturday. My humor has a Drake-esque emotional tenor. We'll get along.
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good news: i was unblocked by @RealJamesWoods bad news: he still drinks pee pee
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.@karengeier I live in the usa and making sure every person I see today knows I'm canadian has been exhausting.
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