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Karen Geier
had a dream last night that i was giving birth and i was too distracted to take instructions because the doc looked exactly like @nickkroll
the fact that Guy Fieri is not in Mall Cop 2 should tell you everything you need to know about the hollywood industrial complex
lip sync butthole
"how many Blarts to a shaftment do you get on one of them Segways?"
omfg if you have to ask… “@stillfromdet: @karengeier is that PeeWee?”
TTC PSA: the time to try to get the last microscopic chip pieces out of the bag with the use of a moistened finger and bag rustling is never
cavalia is game of thrones as produced by Cannon films, y/y?
congrats to all the new members of the pen '15 club nyti.ms/1OnFOOO
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this ends our "i'm laid up netflix reviews"
the only episode worth a shit of that series is the montreal episode, which succeeds because the Joe Beef guys
Congrats to everyone on surviving Chipotle Week. Everyone except for everyone who died this week. You're better than them. Never forget that
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Bourdain also loves to make fun of sec workers and generally reduce women to sex objects, which seems unnecessary for a FOOD SHOW
every episode of the Layover: -poorly executed sex joke -mispronunciation of something right after acting like an expert -"I hate hipsters"
this story is actually really interesting if you can get past the fact this dude LOOKS LIKE ROBBIE WILLIAMS pic.twitter.com/RoioLaISYS
wondering why I never checked out @ChuckTingle's Amazon author page before now amazon.com/Chuck-Tingle/e… #loveisreal
Hey, John Tory, what's your secret to being a mayor? pic.twitter.com/BRhvzzmEYN
gwyneth failed her food bank challenge, but at least she made a lot of fun of it in the process, which is the important thing
lip sync battle is like one solid hour of the "hilarious" tonight show stories celebs rehearse and audition to get on the show.
I don't need to watch Louie to imagine what parmesan on tits looks or feels like ty
WHY “@guardian: Election night makeovers: the pundits as you've never seen them before trib.al/ax847aM pic.twitter.com/Pzsr20toyB
does anyone in sales at tumblr realize they work for tumblr? First Nike, now this pic.twitter.com/WGXmUXOCK0
Hi I'm Marco Rubio and I would never go to Chipotle on you, America
big fan of wiz biz
gunther is the best on adventure time
this might be my fav thing from click hole clickhole.com/blogpost/i-loo…
chuck tingle might be the only one of us who commits to a bit
danger 5 is better than star wars will be
Me getting turfed! Hydro One generates $1 billion a year, yet Libs selling it for $4 billion!? Makes no sense #onpoli pic.twitter.com/T4KtpxE8i6
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.@David_Cameron have you ever gotten off with a bird? a real bird
Calista Flockhart looks like shit imo pic.twitter.com/hlCmLvEobi
yes the beer store sucks, but you know what also sucks? the wage grocery workers get paid vs LCBO workers
Glad the Ontario government is tackling beer instead of say literally anything else that needs immediate attention
Linda made my noodles so spicy, it forced me to contemplate this pic.twitter.com/fjVsIlvche