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Karen Geier
To the huge guy on my corner blasting 'boogie shoes' on your in- sweater sound system: GAME RECOGNIZE GANE
  6h
If #UKIP shove racist leaflets through your door u can return them, at their expense: UKIP FREEPOST RLSU-HZBG-UBBG, Lexdrum House, TQ12 6UT.
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  7h
I have Ace of Bass stuck in my head. Please send whatever they gave River Phoenix
  7h
vignette of my long weekend: mother, sitting on a lounger with dog sitting on her boobs: "Is the dog dominating me?"
  7h
so basically voters are a bigger threat to the CPC than the FLQ was to Trudeau. Have a nice day everyone. #cdnpoIi
  8h
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  8h
this is a pretty good choose your own adventure pic.twitter.com/1ZPReLFMa4
  8h
you can get pretty far into the alphabet naming holes. a-hole b-hole c-hole…
  8h
when you have a client meeting and the place has a clover machine 😍😍😍
  8h
how do I get a book deal to make a book based on my butt tweets? @BarackObama @TheColtonBurpo @WebMD @Oprah @DrOz @DrPhil @DRRUTH
  8h
is that Elections Canada story confirmed?
  8h
A/K/A please clone Bernie Sanders “@SenSanders: Sanders on Net Neutrality: sanders.senate.gov/newsroom/press… #FCC pic.twitter.com/E9cIyQfoc4
  8h
it's kicking off in here. The roomba tried to make off with the dog's water bowl. bbias
  9h
So basically Facebook is trying to be the Mandarin Buffet of tech. Have you ever EATEN at a Mandarin, Zuck?
  9h
and why am I sleeping in heaven anyway? you know what @TheColtonBurpo? I'm starting to think your story doesn't hold up
  9h
I am NOT interested in heaven if I've got to sleep in a race car bed.
  9h
how come Jesus didn't tell Colton Burpo anything useful like "watch out for MH370" or "Friday's Powerball numbers are 4, 16, 23…"
  9h
Facebook getting into the news business. Jenny McCarthy and Glenn Beck: hope you're showered!
  9h
medical fact: Cliven Bundy's butt was chewed off by a cow who he was briefly engaged to in the late 80s.
  9h
I don't even get this. Florida's clearly a Mello Yello state jezebel.com/florida-school…
  9h
"the government doesn't work" -people who drive to work every day on public roads in cars with airbags and seat belts and unleaded gas
ok that's enough attention paid to a man who in all likelihood will die of a massive coronary while trying to fuck a potato he calls "ayn"
cliven can still save this whole thing for the GOP: he just has to say that his love of the bible made him into this horrible shit machine