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Karen Geier
oh i get it mort (dead) dick eye DEAD EYE DICK
I'd love to see the dismal shomi numbers.
.@DrOz I think there's BHO stuck in my hairbrush
@karengeier I think a distinction does need to be drawn between "journalism," & "business journalism." I don't believe they share same goals
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CBC is going to have to fire Lang at this point y/n?
are there dad jokes in the bible
remember that episode of roseanne where becky gets drunk and tells her friend they don't have a bathroom, they have a wok?
@karengeier Brown is one of the most smarmiest politicians I've ever met. And I've had dinner with John Baird, for gawds sake
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dumb thing that cracked me up: burp perp
the cream keeps rising to the top:…
Leslie Roberts was probably offered a lobbying job
tony blair, don't care
WHAT ARE THE CHANCES the budget in April is going to be a very serious surveillance/punishment omnibus with cuts to social programs?
CPC is so brave y'all: -multiple advantageous prorogues -leader hid in a closet -postponing uncomfortable budget SUCH LEADERSHIP #cdnpoli
next week on girls, someone gets a piece of ginger put in an uncomfortable place
snapea crisps are good
America's Top Prick Tease
DQ'd for no water “@Stewpot: @karengeier I've spent many a night asleep with a duvet in an empty bath in my time, quite comfy actually 😋”
fans “@bonerhitler: @karengeier it was a labor of love. THATS RIGHT I SPELLED LABOR WITHOUT THE U YOU CANDIAN PINKO!!!”
what's the longest bath you guys have taken
imagine if you had a tooth at the top of your #butt
.@DrOz can you eat lava?
The one where Rachel spikes Ross's drink with a designer club drug and makes him sterile
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i'm watching something about bugs
pissing cockroaches>>>hissing cockroaches
.@DrOz where is the butt on a tarantula?
"the music of the 90s was so much better" ok but…
alright, which one of you idiots negotiated a hollywood deal to turn your tweets into a movie
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POLL: Press 1 if u luv fun 2 if you are not cool
tee hee. I am rubbing my dog's butt and he's watching me do it in the mirror
Detroit left THOUSANDS of rape kits untested in storage. Tests now have already identified *100* serial rapists.…
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I kind of want to get a super 1970s looking velour tracksuit in a rust color
I wish I could order a steak from gibson's right now
a word that's never used for anything good: solids
Ava DuVernay becomes the 9th woman to have her film nominated for Best Picture but not get a directing nod.
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"remember girls: Tits and teeth!" "This is the worst cooking class I have ever been to"
a vox explainer on how retractions work
burger king tryna rip off the new mcd campaign