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Karen Geier
which breakfast candy shall i have today
the first rule of taking too long club is ... ... … … … … … …
happy birthday, America! just know that if Canada ever gets TJ's, we're probably going to stop being nice to you
the week in review: I gay married so many ladies, you guys…
today is the oscars and the olympics for cloyd rivers
if johnny depp were poor and non famous, he would be an old parrothead that just skirted stat rape charges
one word on that movie from tonight? "Blecchtoberfest"
@karengeier "how not to tweet (a documentary)" is not an acceptable response, even though after tonight i sympathize 100%
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If you have a suggestion for another movie @Mobute and I should watch, @ us
We Watched Transcendence So You Never Have To storify.com/karengeier/we-…
that movie was bad u guys
"Really makes you think." - me looking at my decision to watch this movie #Transcencdencual
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Shit Judas returns and no one cares #Transcencdencual
Don Bot DeMarco is trying to mount his Deppwife one last time #Transcencdencual
johnny-on-the-bot is now trying to go in for the hard sell on his nano plan #Transcencdencual
this movie is like if you had to eat a liter of oatmeal #Transcencdencual
now deppbot is handing out super human strength like it's oprah's favorite things show #Transcencdencual
"please upload me!" deppwife begs #Transcencdencual
there are TWENTY MINUTES LEFT IN THIS DIRGE OF A MOVIE #Transcencdencual
Snoozedown at the OK Corral #Transcencdencual
if i had seen this in the theatre, I would have yelled out "wiener!" by now, 100% #Transcencdencual
when you're in a dystopia, you have ready access to korean war issued armored vehicles for your terrorist cell #Transcencdencual
deppwife is looking at rainwater in a microscope #Transcencdencual
when you're in a dystopia, you have to retire to a 1963 motel #Transcencdencual
the most exciting scene in this movie involves self-healing solar panels #Transcencdencual
deppwife is filing for Deppvorce #Transcencdencual
he fucking just said "we will transcend them" so that's how good this movie is #Transcencdencual
the terrorists shot all the workers but the nanobots are repairing them #Transcencdencual
the terrorists blew up the solar farm powering deppbot #Transcencdencual
ok so deppwife is mad that deppbot is keeping data on her. #Transcencdencual
"y'see, RoboDepps talk like this…" #Transcencdencual
Deppwife has access to unbelievable technology so she's getting drunk by herself #Transcencdencual
Morgan Freeman has his "wise old man" uniform on, complete with Tilley hat #Transcencdencual
the words "Y2K and "millennium bug" were uttered. Fuck me. #Transcencdencual
this movie is intolerably boring #Transcencdencual
IT WAS A BLUFF. MORGAN TOLD HER TO GET HER ASS GONE #Transcencdencual
HERE IT COMES. MORGAN FREEMAN IS COUNSELLING DEPPWIFE #Transcencdencual
it has become the part in Man On The Moon where Jim Carrey goes to the psychic surgeon #Transcencdencual
we are an hour into this movie #Transcencdencual
ok so Johnny Depp bodysnatched the patient #Transcencdencual
the patient is healing while-u-wait #Transcencdencual




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