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Karen Geier
#Toronto! You can find tickets for our upcoming shows w/ @GregProops (Aug 29-30), @meganamram, & @GaryGulman at: EmpireComedyLive.Com
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.@Inanity101 Rome fell because they ran out of a ready supply of slaves to maintain the supply chain of their empire pic.twitter.com/bCmkdfWOSW
things I forgot to say this week: Top Chef Duels is good
needs to be a thing: 1-800-CHIP-DIP you call and they bring a humidor of chips and an ice chest of dips to your door
John Tory: Red You: Blue John Tory: I think we can all agree purple is great, let's move on and hope you forget the first thing #topoli
.@tsmitheman well, he's no progressive. He's a puppet with corporations' hands up his cloaca
.@tsmitheman the important thing you should have taken away from that storify was: I WANT CHOW TO WIN/ I AM A PROGRESSIVE
.@tsmitheman this week, it's show people how much tory is a different cheek on the same arse as the mayor
.@tsmitheman last week it was explain to chow where her campaign was going off the rails (in light of kinsella's week- IT WAS TRUE) ½
Charter communications was a us company that John Tory oversaw into bankruptcy storify.com/Chapter11/the-…
Oh wow. something that John Tory said turned out to be demonstrably false? like how he tried to fudge his history at charter comms? #topoli
sick burn: "uh… maybe you need to join the NICE bucket challenge"
someone should DDOS gofundme
looks like @Apey is reaching the youth of America pic.twitter.com/J63hMPBrSt
OH WOW THE PM'S PLANS FOR THE NORTH ARE TO DRAIN IT OF OIL AND MILITARIZE IT IN A BIG DICKWAG. WHAT A SURPRISE!!! #cdnpoli
will someone snapchat me every episode of the simpsons?
how much money to telcos spend begging you to go paperless to help their bottom line. Love to see the cost/benefit analysis
apparently there were huge missing sections of the hardwood in white trash neighbor's place #pacificheights
(and if any nerds try to tell me Hobbits are fastidiously clean, I will end them and they will never be able to reattach the penises)
.@BrandonTozzo this guy was FUCKING DISGUSTING. It's not about being rich. IT's about not being the dirtiest hobbit in the shire
(which raises more questions than it answers)
if you think that's a harsh comment, he apparently left an IKEA bag full of underwear in a common room in the building.
White trash neighbor moved to a place where they dump sewage directly into the water, so I guess he's returning to his origin place
to celebrate the departure of white trash neighbor, I will piss expensive wine onto a nickelback mix CD
Saying "You are Invited..." and then asking me to purchase a ticket to your event is not an invitation. Please word your emails carefully.
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