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Karen Geier
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pole fires in a rainstorm. TORONTO… DISCOVER THE FEELING!!!
Toronto, you did not pass the stress test. Taffer is going to go apeshit on you until you get new turbo taps #darkto
my only regret is that some of your tweets are bad
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YOU ALL GET COOKIES FOR DOING SWEET FUCK ALL INFRASTRUCTURE WISE EVERY TIE THIS HAPPENS twitter.com/mattgallowaycb…
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Mock the "man cave" guys all you want, but that tunnel had better infrastructure than @TorontoHydro. #Darkto
Retweeted by Karen Geier
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These coconut coals burn like a dream but getting them lit takes time #shisha
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reader submission for the ab fab fans: "this pole's on fire… rollin down the road… best notify my next of kin, this pole shall explode!!"
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fuck it, i'm doing apricot shisha
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Toronto's probably not even wired in parallel
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we built this city! We built this city on duct tape and tears! #darkto
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i like how the reports of "oh the transformers are sparking/exploding because of salt. LOL" are so cavalier. I like power and heat ty
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world class shitty “@norm: UPDATED map of the current power outages in the city. #Toronto #darkTO pic.twitter.com/8CQqpsGoeS
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dating tips for more #sex: find a way to say "get the fuck outta here", but instead you say "into here" and point at your crotch.
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.@ANDREWTI what fruit are you into these days? You still on grapes?
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going to play roulette with another pear.
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that's what you'd call a brown out right there #darkto
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nandos does not deliver. this city is a hellmouth
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no one's even bothering to do #HouseOfCards season 3 think pieces
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another flicker. this city's infrastructure is a soviet-era level joke
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counted 6 light flickers downtown so far #darkto
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oh. weather is happening so, that means another round of #darkto. So glad hydro one is so fucking expensive! #topoli
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TW: you might feel tingly in your bathing suit area pic.twitter.com/mqMcjPbbHw
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guys, I'm proud to announce my new red velvet, sriracha infused bacon called Bazinga bacon. It's 49.99 for a 10 pack here's where you can or
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exceptionally ugly. and it's replacing a town eyesore twitter.com/m_layton/statu…
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tired of engineering being dominated by dudes. I can't even dry my cleavage in a dyson air blade, you dumb assholes
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.@DrOz i am good at cuddling. you should do a segment about it
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Elvis died so Macklemore could live. Make u think
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"Flashing yourself in the mirror today takes everything you've got" (sing it to the Cheers theme)
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free sex at any artby's bathroom “@YahooShineCA: Yes! Another potential perk for coffee lovers: yhoo.it/1wSIRq9
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cracked myself up imagining dogs being capable of "fraternity burps"
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"God don't make no junk"
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they also found that with controlled doses and proper care before, during, and after they could eliminate the "comedown"
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The NHS began trials last year in the use of MDMA and talk therapy for PTSD sufferers with very encouraging results.
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Seek out the previous year's Drugs Live if you can, because their findings on MDMA are ones you won't hear from fearful governments
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Drugs Live again tonight. This is worth the cost of admission pic.twitter.com/rmtiyF4hcv
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no wikipedia entry for phrasing, I guess pic.twitter.com/816KeHrKpI
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I hear she's been giving that stuff out to all them graffiti guys pic.twitter.com/4SWoAr8osO
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join slate plus please “@Slate: Nutella’s attempts to keep people from calling it “poop” are valiant but futile: slate.me/1DHhSjT
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"her greatest talent was writing articles that were always exactly 800 words" -my epitaph
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I'm so grossed out by the employment laws here that mean people who want to be high level educators have to live below the poverty line
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This Pit Bull Healing From Abuse Wears The Cutest Outfits To Protect Her Skin bzfd.it/1M3OTeC pic.twitter.com/M4DvLiMm8Q
Retweeted by Karen Geier
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.@Stefan_BC we had a peanut incident one christmas where my dad was unaware they are off limits, and dog ass pyrotechnics ensued in public
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when you're out of pistachios because your fuckin asshole of a dog went pete doherty on them on saturday pic.twitter.com/b8DGHiDylv
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LRT: That show is very well done. It's better than the Cosmos reboot
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