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Karen Geier
@thrashRadical: @karengeier @Jezebel Do you have any celebrity crushes that you would confess to?” pic.twitter.com/FqsQIpGTO1
why is chris rock's twitter account just shit your aunt shares in emails starting FW:FW:FW:FW:
unfriending people who brag about visiting the UAE
the hottest take on this “@PTCruiserUSA: BYE GOING GOOGLE +”
not with a stolen pussy “@Jezebel: Would you have sex with Mark Cuban? bit.ly/1DJZN5F
Maury, come back… any kind of fool can see… Twitter was wrong and we just can't live without you
kickstarter to debark david beckham
who would make a better president?? RT for pikachu wearing a strap on, fav for Donald trump pic.twitter.com/IuqXh27wtm
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DJ LI'L DANCIN' HITLER
I would be down. He's the only person on the Today show who was ever worth a shit twitter.com/theavclub/stat…
Amazing #TV fact: the "B.A." In "B.A. Baracus stood for "butt ass"
Where are all the Wizards. I will issue sick burns to them
Triwizard Burnament
I know Maury compson, and you sir are no Maury compson
Becel is Not butter
Watching another human select a parking space is rage inducing
If I had a time machine, day 1 would be kill hitler and day 2 would be aborting conservative talk superstars.
because hey, 2 news stories, and because maybe that will put a stop to it
I don't normally condone stuff like this, but maybe let's arm female broadcasters to end #FHRITP
Sleep Doula to the Stars
Jade? on MY HELM?
Frack my hippogriff
Today @pajiba ran a piece about white male privilege pajiba.com/think_pieces/j… and relationships and movies and it's really really good.
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.@DrOz my dog's boner touched the ground and then an ant walked on it
RIP Google Plus. I can't believe you outlived @MauryCompson
hey @JohnTory: "athlete's villages" are just "affordable housing" and you can build them any time without the IOC
Toronto: taking sloppy seconds from America to "prove" we're world class instead of just doing something for constituents our strength
.@DavidHains and hey, we just paid off Montreal 3 years ago! What could possibly go wrong? pic.twitter.com/fHSm4O58No
Wow this news is depressing. How can we jazz it up a little? -future unemployed intern twitter.com/micnews/status…
Someone pay for me to attend & report on Bridgetown Comedy Fest & Riot LA. #THANKS
Who can I mail #dogpoop to to stop the #Olympics coming to Toronto. Home addresses please.
@michellemalkin michelle i donated to planned parenthood in your name thanks for all youve done for women pic.twitter.com/ZBe1bGU6U6
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Missed And Unbelievably Raunchy You
@karengeier i sell electronic cigarettes and electronic cigarette accessories
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Dear NYPD. See something, say something? Your security certificate isn't trusted, and you're still on Windows XP. pic.twitter.com/VPGTNmfjLK
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When I think of being in a canoe in the wonder of nature, there had better be some chips endorsed by Mark Messier pic.twitter.com/1t6D4LweUJ
Today is Homer saying "this things I believe"
Oh hey, check this out. @torontoist is hosting a subscriber drive, to boost pay rates for local journalism store.torontoist.com/pages/support-…
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There are officially no more heroes. twitter.com/pandodaily/sta…
,@JoelGord some 81 year old is going to get their hip shot off for eating werther's too loudly
how'm i gonna sneak my costco bag of cool ranch doritos AND A GUN into the movies? EFF OFF
knowing rick perry, he'd be seeing the mommy movie of minions at the AMC off mopac




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