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Worth Wild Li'l Tree

it’s springtime in the dog’s pants apparently. I’m on the phone and he decided to sit right in front of me
by the way, renting those pandas cost the Canadian government millions while many reserves are without potable drinking water for years
wokka wokka. there are over 1500 missing First Nations women and girls and the Trudeau admin is dragging their heels on figuring out why twitter.com/ericgarland/st…
HOLY DOODLE! Get in on this limited time deal! goo.gl/1kyZeH
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he can play the studio exec who keeps green lighting Batman movies twitter.com/AV_Newswire/st…
a 1994 Dell tower still in the box could do his job better, so... twitter.com/mashable/statu…
who was it that had the sourdough english muffin recipe? please help me I forgot
me, reading your contact email on your website: I [am annoyed AT] this format.com
highly functioning chocoholic
This take is the Zyklon-B of takes on this website
“nepotism doesn’t work” says man who works in media
his actual position is “nepotism doesn’t work” yeah except for every time for wealthy people throughout the entire history of the world twitter.com/Mediaite/statu…
sneezing my skeleton out over here
thanks for reminding me of this important milestone in my relationship with @Mobute
falling asleep and thinking about Commedia Del’Arte masks in my hypnogogic state, as one does.
I'd be really upset if I got on the bang bus on the way to work. I just want to get to work. Please take my fare and leave my trousers alone
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Liberals called her Khaleesi and now she’s the queen of a tree in Chappaqua twitter.com/mattyglesias/s…
Chris Christie made he “put me in, coach” call to Trump over this Bannon thing, didn’t he?
kind of want to buy a wii u and start snapping up the best games for it
the art in the last series of Archer is really great, including the 3D car renders
Trey Gowdy looks like he was going to be the Vamp mayor in True Blood: Alabama
I found out this afternoon that Nando’s in the US has Caramelized pineapple lemonade and I am jealous @NandosPeriPeri
Your favorite French cinema auteur with your least favorite discontinued car brand is your secret agent name
it’s not that steve bannon is an ugly man as much as he looks constantly disheveled like he constantly loses jackets
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Steve Bannon looks like he was made out of stovetop play-doh you see on Mormon mommy blogs where the food coloring doesn’t mix in right
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Steve Bannon looks like he has definitely met Chris Hansen before
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Steve Bannon looks like he didn’t know which size human skin costume to buy and it was too big and then he went out in the rain
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i heard steve bannon got fired because he smells like he just ate a sub
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i have the world’s tiniest nick out of my skin on the side of my nose and it hurts like my whole nose fell off
oh my god. It’s like you don’t even have respect for the intricate nature of Marvel’s eras and how they intertwine twitter.com/TravisDuCote/s…
Peach Skiddoo basically sets up the scaffolding for the entire Luke Cage backstory, but whatever
You call yourself a comic fan and you’ve never read Peach Skiddoo? Jesus Christ, OK
I feel like if you were a confident enough nerd, you could pull off inventing Marvel characters and making feel people feel inferior over it
The first Friday of every month is "Flip-flop Friday" at Epcot. Wear your flip-flops here & you could win a microwave or a trip to Dallas.
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happy to announce that @edzitron is helping me put together the book pitch for my future bestseller, The Heckin Pee Pee Mindset
guys I could have quad legged it
🎶This is how we dooo iiit�27
We each ordered 3 legs because we don't eff around at Nando's
There is someone eating a bag of Cool Ranch Doritos at the table at Nando's
I know how sponsorships work but I have to laugh every time brands have to tweet out about ending them. "Anusol is an open company that valu
 
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