Ok we messed up.
Here to tell some clean, upbeat jokes is
Ok that second one was on us.
Please welcome to the stage
OK It has come to our attention Mr Cosby is controversial.
Here’s Kobe Bryant!!!
and now, a native Philadelphian. You know him as America’s Dad…
LOOK UNDER YOUR SEATS… YOU’RE ALL GETTING CREAM CHEESE!!!!
No Menstruation Without Representation
people truly hate being FB friends with me
and now Gayle King will lead the interns in a firewalk #DemsInPhilly
so, it’s in a garbage can at the bottom of the ocean? twitter.com/WIRED/status/7…
Paul Simon is who you bring out when you don’t have enough sketches to stretch out your SNL anniversary show. Not this. #DemsInPhilly
Shingy (pulling 2 candles out of his hair, already lit)
Baruch atah adonai…🎶
and now Shingy will lead us in a prayer
Cop: Do you know why I’m here?
Sarah: You got all Cs in high school?
does Hillary know Sarah Silverman’s portrayals of white cops from her show?
sarah silverman invoking Clinton’s 1996 cultural appropriation bestseller is a perfect analogy for the dem campaign so far #DemsInPhilly
yeah, the first Nigerian woman to coin it twitter.com/Green_Football…
this is rude as hell. Johnny Dangerously was a good movie twitter.com/AdamWeinstein/…
The Phanatic is set to give an impassioned speech on single payer tonight #DemsInPhilly
I think a lot of people wish they could make more too. twitter.com/The_Ivory_Gate…
I can’t wait till the inventor of the garage fridge takes the stage to call everyone jagoffs #DemsInPhilly
DNC ideas: dildo Russian flag #DemsInPhilly
Just floating Ideas‼️BETWEEN
BERNIE SUPPORTERS 🚽🔥COULD B PRES😱THINK ABOUT HIM MEETING🌎LEADERS,GIVING COMFORT 2FAMILIES OF🔫⚰
did you know there are dozens of videos of teens dancing to the Law & Order theme song on Vine? #DemsInPhilly
wonder how well the DNC Russia panic is going over in Brighton Beach
Very interested in some snacks
You could be watching BoJack #DemsInPhilly