Oh hey, I made this squishy thing. It's kinda cute so I think I'll keep it. pic.twitter.com/cthLBKV0hF
People hurt my brain so fucking much sometimes. pic.twitter.com/RG7jcf63Uz
"I'm surprised more films haven't done dildo massacres..." This too surprises me. @HorrorHoneys @DeathgasmFilm thehorrorhoneys.com/2015/05/direct…
I'm so exhausted that even a baby kicking my ribs isn't enough to drag me out of bed. Lilly the Destroyer is working hard on escaping today!
On the 2 year anniversary of the @HorrorHoneys
I finally get my custom shirt back signed by them! Thanks ladies! pic.twitter.com/aO5SYSSUCi
"Hey, what flavor are these cupcakes?"
They are I-didn't-offer-you-any-so-stay-the-fuck-out-of-them flavored.
MRW Silent Hills is confirmed cancelled. @HorrorHoneys pic.twitter.com/0nbuieGWfm
I'm an adult and if I want animal shaped waffles then dammit, I'm going to make animal shaped… instagram.com/p/1Y3tqGwHUw/
The adorable Cthulhu cross-stitch that @linnieloowho
made for me! Cutest gift ever.
We'll in not getting anything done today! Going back to my warm bed.
#rainy #thunderstorm #storm
No thunderstorms, pls I have so much to do today. You're too relaxing, staph.
Oh god, how did I get in this bed?! Pls, send hel-zzzzz
I would like to know why my new phone case smells sweet like my Vivienne Westwood jelly heels. Otter box stepping up its designer game.
I've been in Canada too long; I've totally forgot that thunderstorms exist. I thought someone was moving sheet metal at 5am this morning.
Preggo belly getting a little big.
"Lol my belly button looks like a butthole."
No one understands me 😢
"Congrats! Today is the 28th week of your pregnancy; to celebrate here's a shot in your ass." Prenatal apps aren't always fun lol
Spicy food when you're pregnant. pic.twitter.com/LckUAej1DU
♫ Having a super productive day, just not with the shit I'm suppose to do today ♫
I want this so bad, but it would probably clash with my usual jewelry choices. @HorrorHoneys etsy.com/listing/224370… pic.twitter.com/ZZoET84Al4