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Gaz Lacerta

Get in me sammich
The human body is 82% water, 10% hummus, 8% seashell. #truefacts
There are people alive today that only know the Flintstones from breakfast cereals & chewable vitamins. #mindblown
11:11 ⚀ ⚀:⚀ ⚀
Weee wooo so dizzy today.
Mary Baker Eddy was fucking crazy.
I feel strange eating a banana without my dog begging for half of it. I swear need part monkey, part goat and all lump.
Fate = genetics + environmental triggers + random chance.
Favorite bran:
Ooh, I feel super shitty. Too late in already in my cage, er... Cubicle.
Ever get into the shower and forget why you're there?
I'm like heaven to touch. I'm make-believe and floating on a cloud.
#MyBathroomLawIs keep the water in the tub not on the floor.
I slept almost the entire day. My head is still pounding. This may not be physical.
Bad Ass Dani strikes again. #got
Nothing like a McCoffee on a rainy spring morning.
Here we go... Oooooh that way. I see it. Oh, that's new. Well then. Well then indeed.
So strong 💪 👍
Libretto of my life...... Frrrrrrrrt!
I have a wet big toe
Favorite tube meat
I need temporary housing for about 6 months while I find a house and get financed. Must take dogs and cats, North #SalemOr #keizerOr #stat
Now I need to find a place to live. No biggie.
Chore list 📃.... Halfway complete.
Buoy hates the wet ground. #jugsofinstagram #juglife #jugsjugsjugs #pug #jackrussell #mix #dogsofinstagram #yolo
All my friends be like
I tweet the most on Thursdays (21%) and the least on Mondays (11%) thursdays, am I right? Fuck you monday, slacker.
Hashtags I use the most: #inspiration (6%), #photo (4%), #greatpod (4%), #80sanatomymovies (2%), #throwbackthursday (2%)
People I mention the most: @Krilll_ (5%), @PEffervesence (4%), @untappd (4%), @nuzzel (3%) cant stop talking to these snuggle bunnies.
People I reply the most to: @Krilll_ (5%), @PEffervesence (4%), @TheZenGardner (4%), @BrianGr72327841 (3%) BFFs for ever ... until we die.
oh ... stats coming
People I retweet the most: @GayUpdateBot (3%), @TravisandAndie (1%), @BeyondBrokenDep (1%), @ComedyBangBang (1%) you WIN
Tell me, batman dies doesn't he?
where are you now?
A hard rain's gonna fall.
Folks having a gossip reunion in the middle of the grocery aisles.... Stop it. Psychopaths
Apparently the body shop I went to a couple years ago unplugged some fans and didn't plug them back in... No wonder my a/c was messed up.
They're gunning for me because I brought in two coupons... I just know.... Wait, here's my service writer. What? It's going to be cheaper? 😲
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