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Humilis Lacerta
How about some good news for a change? 8 decent bills became law in July - get all the details in this new episode:…
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If your congressional district maps out in the shape of a lightening bolt or limp penis, you've been gerrymandered.
There are no shortcuts to any place worth going. - Beverly Sills #quote
Filberts are squeaky.
How many days after @realDonaldTrump inauguration will be the Hispanic Noche de los cristales rotos?
So will @realDonaldTrump Deportroopers have a special uniform? Perhaps shirts in the shade of brown?
College football players. You have the power.
Can you fluently speak Welsh? / Ydych chi'n gallu siarad Cymraeg yn rhugl? Retweet so others can answer too..
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Let's say we can only earthquake proof one bridge. Which? #SalemOr
Let your creative juices flow and don't be afraid to take chances! - Joel Comm #quote
Time to buy French arms company stocks.
If France is at war, isn't NATO at war too now?
Aren't you tired of second story Sleestaks?
#LetsMakeBelieve it's not really moist movember mustache month.
Hairstyles and attitudes, how are they connected?
We're not going to fix the bridges are we?
To be, or not to be? That is the question. #RejectedThanksgivingToasts
I'm going to work tomorrow no matter what. Share the germs, share the love.
I need to keep busy and be paid for it
Is there any cool weekend employment opportunities in the #SalemOr #keizerOr area? I need to keep busy. Idle hands are the Devils plaything.
Fight against something and we focus on the thing we hate. Fight for something and we focus on the thing we love. - Simon Sinek
Fuck everything
Slept ten hours, still woke up with a cold. Stupid sleep. Oh the other hand, pretty epic dreams.
A goal should scare you a little, and excite you a lot. - Joe Vitale #quote
wait, I missed a debate?
Am I an informant for the FBI?
Is it live or mensch-or-rex?
"Paris is the city of light." Watch SNL's touching cold open:
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Tupac is still alive.
Me: cough cough laugh, cough cough laugh. (watching #SNL)
I forgot how much a pain in the ass it is to tie knots in stretch magic bead cord.
Hundreds of Mormons quit church in Utah in protest at same-sex policy
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Why does my Xbox one screen look different? Don't they know I don't like change?
Soup in, poop out
To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk. - Thomas Edison
Have courage. It clears the way for things that need to be. - Laura Fitton #quote
google translate isn't perfect.

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