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Lacerta Regi
I eat all the worms, and spit out the germs.
I literally have salt in a wound.
Admit it, we're all hopeful that the Apocalypse happens soon. Right?
I didn't sleep well, but I don't seem worse for it. Fingers crossed.
Do not falter or shrink; But just think out your work, And just work out your think. -- Nixon Waterman
Cher, get out of my head!
I need a new desk.
Secret ingredient: cornstarch
Me, wok of onions, game of thrones Tshirt.
OMFG! So many gauges! #apmas
Oops, I missed the toilet. 💩 🚽
And Putin is bigger than Uranus. QT @UberFacts: Pluto is smaller than Russia.
What's for dinner? #fb
Time to prep dinner.
Saw Chris Pratt and Megan Fox in person today and now the whole world is ugly to me.
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If you really knew me, you would...
For the premier of Pinocchio, Disney hired 11 little people to dress like puppets and wave to kids - They got drunk and ran around naked.
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