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Lacerta Rebellare

You don't need to go vegetarian. You just need the blood of a vegetarian. Oops. I've said too much.
Instead of taking notes, my daughter texts me things from class she needs to be reminded of. šŸ˜’
Louis C.K. says he now realizes Trump is just a "lying sack of shit"
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I wonder, @Walgreens do you sell tapeworms or tapeworm eggs. Asking for a friend that needs to lose some extra lbs.
Be sure to let US customs & TSA know if you are carrying extra spleen into the country. #psa
I have a second brain at the base of my back. A butt brain. I'm nearly twice as smart as you. Ha.
Dinosaurs farted. Believe ME!
Leave Kendall alone!
I walked across the street to get a bag of m&ms #NationalWalkingDay
Clever Hans. šŸ“
Barry Manilow on coming out and his secret marriage
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Teens and earbuds. Ugh.
why do I drink coffee before bed time? šŸ˜­
Angels are God's slaves. #fact
Where the fuck is third heaven?
Did early Christians have gills?
Unfortunately My current expectations are set to "bun warmer".
Oh what's the point.
Adjust your expectations accordingly.
Thinking my next marriage will be El Salvadoran by proxy via Bozeman Montana. Ladies?
Consider all my following tweets with stank on 'em
I think I need to force myself to be more "interesting".
I know your shame in my defeat.
Happy birthday Robert Downey Jr.! Look back at our 2010 feature on the 'Iron Man' actor
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It's also worth noting E. Prince (Blackwater) is Betsy DeVos' brother - a person who has no business leading the Dept. of Education!
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Y'all it's here!!! I am so excited to announce my new book #Gracious is available on your favorite bookshelf or via the link in my bio now!
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11:11 Make a wish.
I hope everyone had a great Fish Fingers and Custard Day šŸ šŸ–ļøšŸ®
It's my vision I'll scry if I want to.
Is death really a great mystery?
Well, time to pop some pills and hit the hay.
Describe your perfect ______ (fill in the blank) (then do it)
I feel strange. Like I have a slow leak in my soul.
Dissidents United!
Be wary of the man who urges an action in which he himself incurs no risk. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca
Dadum Dadum Dadum CURCHUNK Dadum Dadum Dadum.... [my heart beat]
I feel so shitay. Ugh. Throw up much me? #fb
Scared yet? Support HR 669 by @SenMarkey & me. Bill restricts @POTUS from launching nuclear 1st strike by himself.ā€¦
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Can't Sleep. Grrr #fb
People I mention the most: @nuzzel (30%), @realDonaldTrump (6%), @lokikittie (3%), @BillPostOregon (2%) #wtf
People I reply the most to: @realDonaldTrump (5%), @BillPostOregon (4%), @jooblee (4%), @genehack (4%) #america
People I retweet the most: @StopTrump2020 (2%), @Jugbo (2%), @KeithOlbermann (2%), @Impeach_D_Trump (1%) #resist
"have kids, don't want more" does that mean they don't want to birth more kids or they don't want step kids? #dating
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