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Mortuus Lacerta

#EmptySeat: the heartbreaking State of the Union hashtag about gun violence bit.ly/1On8qYP
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Your mom. Yes, I went there.
Make your children sick with malnutrition so you have to stay home with them. Allegedly. #ExtremeWaysToAvoidPeople
Who's your meal ticket today?
Mulan is my daughter's favorite movie. Should I read anything into this?
Margaret Hamilton, the Woman Behind the Moon Landing - "behind every great man is a woman" amazingwomeninhistory.com/margaret-hamil…
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Your grandma and my grandma was sitting by the fire, your grandma said to my grandma ______
It's not snowing here.
Fact: Ten out of ten people die. Don't take life too seriously.
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Mental illness is no joke. But it has its moments.
I guess we're staying home.
Gosh I hope it's bedtime soon
Never let your feelings get too deep; people can change at any moment.
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My brain feels mushy.
Worst Chefs is so funny
How to Track Animals: A Primer on Identifying Footprints buff.ly/1KahZbL
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When you don't make a menu plan for dinners.
Space-themed images circulating on social media. The Stars Look Very Different Today. #DavidBowie
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Ugh teenagers. Please kill me
Today in History: President Theodore Roosevelt declares the #GrandCanyon a National Monument on January 11, 1908.
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Yes, I have a moth room. Why do you ask?
I have something to put in you. What? #inspiration
Socialism makes me fart.
Life hackers. I need your help.
Gandhi beat his wife. Mother Theresa beat Gandhi's wife.
Recast rocky horror, go
Hey everyone, you're trying too hard.
Anyone asking for a "hard copy" should have their face slapped clean off.
how's the week so far?
9 Photos That Prove Spiders Can Be Cute When They’re Not Eating Your Dog clickhole.com/r/3718tsd
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Fucking Dacians.
Does the TSA know all our aliases?
My brain is Runyanland
I assess myself, find it wanting.
When I think of ewe I touch my shelf. Because that's where I store my female livestock.

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