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Julius Lacerta
Where are the nipples?
Gah my phone is going to die
Blue moon. Wtf is that red dot?
What? Another face off season?!
What are you drinking?
Oh shit @cljungling watching @midnight and @nickthune has his shirt off.
#IfIStartedMyOwnReligion there would be mandatory critical thinking classes.
I'm sorry Apocalypse Now Redux, you're too damned long. I still haven't watched the entire thing. #ApologizeToAFilm
#IMadePeaceWith the fact that I'm probably not gay. Maybe
What the hell is my father-in-law using as fertilizer on his cucumber plant?
Oops took the right turn too early.
Where the wild things aren't, because Max is now on Abilify®
Milo, your attitude is shitty. You do NOT get to pass through this tollbooth.
PEANUTS! I ate a lot of peanuts!
Wow, I ate a lot of penis today.
Uh oh. One of the Hobos is off his meds. "someone help me, something wrong with me, someone touched my pee pee I need protective custody"
in which I talk too fast and cry too much and say 'fuck' 10k times…
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Fucking good @mentalpod podcast w/ fucking @JennyPentland, great fucking story. Fuck that was great. 😉 honestly, fucking good.#greatpodd
In the 80's children would be institutionalized for listening to The Cure. #fact
Mmmm itchy butt. Interesting development.
Yummy, but super messy.
Not Every elected official can be an analogy to Hitler. Pick one that actually comes the closest & stick with them. Be a consistent wingnut.
I thought I'd start doing #ff again. It's kind of nice. I'm not sure how effective it is.
Anger, if not restrained, is frequently more hurtful to us than the injury that provokes it. - Seneca
I'm already too hot. Grrrr
All that glitters does not work a pole. - Chester Sheakespear
Blue moon. Resting on a lamppost.
resting douche face
Training my wiener
I'm sweating from new places.
Hot in Topeka... Salem oregon arra
check in, what are you doing right now?
I have a feeling it's rising.
I think I've been grinding my teeth all day.
Staff meeting... Wooooooo hooooooo (kill me)

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