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Dux Lacerti PhD

All my dating sites accounts should be deleted. if you see me on one let me known. #fb
That nap was exquisite
How many innocent babies did God allow to die today?
I learned some new symbols that white supremacists like to use from this useful thread. Sigh. twitter.com/i/moments/8720…
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Dear @realDonaldTrump please continue to tweet your thoughts directly to the American people. A live tweeting @POTUS is #maga #america
Fuck. My. Life.
If you judge, investigate. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca
Polar bears really don't drink coke. Come on sheeple!
Coworker just called me Jerry, then Jim. Just like my last therapist.
#LoveMeansSometimesHavingToSay there's really nobody for you, just get another dog.
#BREAKING Exclusive: Sen. Mark Warner says Russian election attacks were 'much broader' than NSA document shows usat.ly/2sP0gF4
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Ipod on shuffle: first song "oh death", second song "paint it black", third song "Vincent"... My music is trying to kill me.
I'm deleting all my dating accounts. #fml
The movie Prometheus only trade Sleestaks for the Engineers. Replace all the forms of xenomorph with Muppet chickens. Crew w/ Friends cast.
Hurt people hurt people. John Hurt people only hurt themselves.
Fact Check: MSM eat up his tweets like Skittles. It's WH advisers, lawyers and Trump supporters who want him to stop tweeting. twitter.com/realdonaldtrum…
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Forgiveness is not required.
Boy, I can tell I didn't use beard conditioner today. Frizz'ay
Jugbo Death (carved into a bunker wall in a California military training camp with a skull and crossbones) 💀#RealNicknamesForMee
How Eskimos have a hundred names for snow? Yea, I have a hundred names for crying.
Breakfast: 4 pepperoni sticks & a vivarin®
They should flavor the ends of the hoody strings.
Riding the bus to work, weee #TravelTuesday
Have a great #athiest Pride day my fellow heathen & blasphemers
It is more fitting for a man to laugh at life than to lament over it. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca
Where's the itch?
Hey @FoodNetwork enough of the rocky mountain oysters as an ingredient. We get it, hilarious.
Wait, you can't pair cheese with seafood?
#IAmStillIn #Jeopardy baby, ooooooh ah Oooh ooh wa.
#MakeASituationAwkwardBy telling them you love them for their dental plan.
I think I just broke the record on how many yawns a human can do in a day.
Hey @songsaladcast! Thanks for the shout out! Shou'tout?
Who wants to form a skiffle band?
Maybe Corey Booker isn't quite ready for prime time.
Who are you afraid of?
We can land a probe on a moving comet. We can fix gerrymandering by letting computers regenerate District Maps.
You can't fight crime without fighting poverty.
Think of your son-in-law. Is he qualified to make peace in the Middle East?
 
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