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Lacerta Regi
Beside the same thing
Inside the box provided
I think @Cherriots should have free Wi-Fi at the transit station. #SalemOr
I dropped a sunflower seed my man cleavage. #brovage
Why didn't ranger Smith just put Yogi down?
"I've got no interest in religion. I've tried, but I started laughing." - Bob Hoskins #fb
Puppies in the office! I approve. Adorbs!
Sssssssh, you sound like otter sex.
I want to enjoy wine tonight. Maybe home-made sangria.
Emotional panhandling should be a crime.
Always define "they".
Have we even tried Marxism?
Political inaction to "protect liberty" is bullshit.
Why do we pay congress? Oh wait, that's not where they cash in. #fundraise #corrupt #usa
This current in-power generation of politicians are especially vile and gag inducing. #usa
Do they teach "death & dying" in public schools anymore?
A little isolationism isn't a bad thing. #usa should let some fires around the world burn themselves out.
I'm starting to feel ranty. It's pretty early in the day for that kind of behavior.
At what point did it become acceptable to bring your dog into #McDonald's?
If I'm not entire entirely pro Isreal then I'm a little bit traitor? #america
So ecigs come in trucker cigarette flavor? because this lady vaping at the bus stop smells of tire fire.
Where's my pillow?
Did I show up to this appointment too soon?
I hate this restroom.
I will never understand people who rinse their head in the work restroom sink.
Parts of my brain sound like rice crispy cereal in seltzer water.
You can't fix your broken brain with the broken brain you have. #gethelp
I'm in a war of attrition with my nose hairs.
A train on the bus
#fyi #SalemOr area around the Capitol Building are blocked off for Hoopla. Don't run down b-ball players.
That's all folks. Try the veal. I'm here all week. Tip your waitresses.
I lived Shartnado
Ugh. This heat is stupid.
Global warming blows
Do you know if you're a Philosopher or not?
Scallops are Dummies.
How hard do you want me to mentally squint to see your logic?
My brain is failing the Turing test.
What is the true environmental and social cost of every single item you buy?
What Bible verse is unicorns mentioned in? #fb
Lies travel at light speed.
I'm on a 5-hour energy drink induced rant.
GMO is not poison. sheeple. 🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐏
Caffeine, my hero
I love GMO. Delicious.
Lawyers and judges, clean up your ranks.
Legal thuggery is an epidemic in America. Tort reform now. #tiot