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"What Do Recruiters Look For On LinkedIn?" buff.ly/11SRmVH
"How to Quit Your Day Job and Find Inner Happiness" buff.ly/18Qa31A
Cello brand cello lessons (@ Keizer Academy of Music and Arts - @KAMAarts) 4sq.com/19KUCY3
Firetruck, long haired guy with guit-anjo, assorted butt crack, par for this course. (@ Cherriots Courthouse Square) 4sq.com/1amGUsZ
Who's that creepy 30 something surfer /skater dude that walks around #SalemOr?
"What Might Have Been: The Benefits of Counter-Factual Thinking" buff.ly/17fpnnM
I don't how many they had originally but I assume it was zero. Because there's not enough still.
The Garius Tyrannus Daily is out! paper.li/Jugbo ▸ Top stories today via @MikeStackpole @JentheHumanist
"The Confirmation Bias: Why It’s Hard to Change Your Mind" buff.ly/15BdF1Z
Tom Green. Meh. Doesn't do anything for me.
I need a no soliciting sign.
I need to sell merch
Hey @klout have an android app yet?
I'm angry with myself for buying a regular Pepsi instead of diet. I'm a worthless piece of crap. #fml #bigCornSyrup
"What if Pixar remade Flash Gordon and other pulp classics?" buff.ly/14F773z
Fruit flies are such alcoholics.
People keep breaking one of my top rules. Guys absolutely no discussions in the restroom. Nada. Stop it.
Being fresh out of obsidian, I go out of my way to avoid transients that look like White Walkers on the sidewalk.
Smoker at the bus stop. Always a fun way to start the commute.
When ever I see cigarette butts on the ground I think it's time to raise the tax on smokers again.
Here we go, hold on! (@ #9 #19 Bus Stop River Chemewa) 4sq.com/16bcJ4O
My brain feels like it's inside out.
So glad that father's day business is over. Moving on.
Do what you can where you are with what you've got.-- Theodore Roosevelt 
Depression : It's more common than you know buff.ly/17fsNXO
"7 Beliefs of Unhappy People" buff.ly/12BzC2P
"7 Ways to De-funk Yourself" buff.ly/19cKzIj
We still have a Xmas decoration up... From two years ago.
I've lost the will to live.
My next car. Ferrari FF buff.ly/14EGZpo I may need a better paying job.
"Paris Reimagined As A War-Ridden Area, Occupied With Tanks And Ships" buff.ly/169poFg
"17 Ways To Remove Stress From Your Life Once And For All" buff.ly/11r3v0R
"The Secret to Learning Anything: Albert Einstein’s Advice to His Son" buff.ly/1bD7tYH
The Garius Tyrannus Daily is out! paper.li/Jugbo ▸ Top stories today via @gregladen @andybud_o
"6 Questions to Stop Asking Yourself" buff.ly/1bKzLAx
My father's day corn dog. Weee
D'oh. Our printer just died. F**K! #fb
"Diversity, Inclusion, and Introverts: 3 Tips for Thriving" buff.ly/12PbqLQ
"This video of a drone with a gun will freak you the hell out" buff.ly/14CygnE
Eating some vittles (@ Best Little Roadhouse) 4sq.com/1agiOAa