We adopted a great ape. #stockingup
That's NOT a fence.
There's no private conversations with a writer.
Does the debt ceiling have crown moulding?
Earthquake drill. Complete. Dusted off my computer tower while I was under my desk. #multitask
We're having an earthquake drill today. Clearing a spot under my desk. So excited.
SPOILER ALERT: First look at the set of the new Star Wars pic.twitter.com/5Nd3e7uVi5
Calling in the artillery. #13F #1986 Camp Pendleton, CA #tbt #throwbackthursday #usa
"focus" isn't a solution to a problem, "action" is the solution.
Our coffee maker sounds like a whale giving birth.
Our long national Nightmare is over. For a few days anyway
I smell chicken. Oh yea. Never mind.
I see president Booker is working his way to the Whitehouse. #win
With Weeks like these I wish we had a parliament system of government. #usa
Some shrinkage expected QT @UberFacts
: Cold showers are healthier for you than hot showers.
Dammit! I hate ripping the ear buds out of my ears accidentally.
There's a bunch of children around the front of my house. With forms. Like children of the corn. #fundraiserseason
Suspect missing teeth, missing part of nose.
Quit chasing nails and put down your hammer. I'm looking at you #NSA
Science is the journey, not the destination.
Why hasn't my union gotten baby wipes in every work restroom stall yet?
Chemophobiaists, stop it.
"experienced practitioner" and "experienced grifter" are both experts at something.
Fundamentalist, The Onion is fake news. But I understand, you believe in a lot of fake things.
Hmmm I sense a hemorrhoid in the Force.
I think drug dealers are using Hobos to launder their money.
Television idea: House Hunters Exoplanet.
Journalist, correlation does not equal causation.
You! Yes you. You disappoint me.
Random thought of the day: the Police Academy should have an entire course in estimating distance.. 3/4 miles does not equal 1/8 miles.
Some Hobo forgot their supplements. #Salemia
Where ya going dad?
She makes that face when she deals with the tenor clef.
What's with this hair?
I'm only spiritual to the extent that I like a good sandalwood incense.
The gods require cheese in offering.
I don't wear my glasses at work. I prefer to be armoured in a soft gaussian blur cocoon that begins 2 feet from my head.
Everything seems to be timed to my bladder these days.
Physique fitness, you just made an illegal turn. #SalemOr
This building wrapped for your sanitation.
If passion drives, let reason hold the reins.-- Benjamin Franklin
Yee-ouch, swallowing is painful. #fb
Time to cough myself to sleep
Bonnie Loo loves me.