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Adipes Lacerta
I hate football. Football is stupid.
This is looking bleak. #goducks
Ok, this is feeling better. #goducks
I should have drank more #goducks?
Is discussion always an option?
Free speech often offends someone. That's the point.
Who's your thought police?
All fajitas should sizzle.
I just fell asleep. At work. At my desk.
There are no unrealistic dreams, just unrealistic timelines. -- Nido Qubein
I'm sad. I should eat something.
"@UberFacts: Dieting could force your brain to eat itself, scientists say." so let it be
I miss the Army.
Every group can't be terrorist groups. Being loud, obnoxious and illogical does not equate to terror.
I probably drank a little too much last night.
Do you dress for your body?
God folks, Eat shrimp much?
Is God a white guy?
Does God drink?
This wine burns. Good wine.
Chili and cornbread.
Cornbread is baking.
Sea bugs in cocktail sauce
Vet's office was surprised how well he looks after a raccoon fight. @BuoyTheDog looks good, on meds, we're watching for new symptoms. #fb
Lily and @BuoyTheDog are playing. I think because buoy smells of racoon slobber. She's probably trying to "slay" him. She's ferocious.
Uh oh, @BuoyTheDog is favoring three of his feet. #coonwars
Old Fart, tee hee RT @UberFacts: "Fart" is one of the oldest words in the English language.
I also had a dream that I rescued a fancy nursing home from a corrupt administrator. I'm more confident when unconscious.
Omz, I slept good. Dreamt I was having a romantic affair with Natalie Maines.
... We need a bigger dog to protect the little dogs
We need another bigger dog.
My mighty coon hunter. Messy eater.
Yikes, @BuoyTheDog almost lost racoon battle. So much blood.
Ugh, old ladies are the worst theater audience. But they'll be dead soon, so....
Why can't people in the #SalemOr area stand in a propper line?
Toilet paper at work is a hate crime.
This baby smells like an ashtray.
Do you wash your face every time you use the restroom? And if so, What the hell is wrong with you?