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Rabidus Lacerta
It's a weird shape, but yummy
Here in the house, we've decided naked soccer would be painful and bad.
Another pepperoni pizza
Chicken spinach Alfredo pizza
Executed, guilty of... Deliciousness.
Another homemade pizza night.
Middle school is the worst institution in American school systems
I can take a nap in two and a half hours. It's the little things in life.
Pull 'em out, head 'em up, Head 'em up, yank 'em out. Pull 'em out, head 'em up: NOSE HAIRS.
Is Ted Cruz the Sarah Palin of the 2016 election cycle. Seems so.
Super fun & super snarky political podcast I just found. "Skepticrat". Try it.
Looking for intelligent life...
I'm having kale withdrawals
MA MA Where's my pa?
Another fun political podcast I've recently discovered "Whistlestop" by @jdickerson fun election history.
I loathe bad process management.
Prince Charles, I ate granola and banana for breakfast. What did you eat this morning?
Drone: single task insect, model hobby helicopter, pilot-less aircraft, airborne robot ninja of death, monotonous noise of politicians.
There needs to be a review on the use of the term "Drone". It's current use is too broad and ill applied.
Found a new podcast for political junkies. Search for "The Pollsters" in your preferred podcast directory.
My body joints seem to be applying for aarp memberships.
Hey Americans, unless you're native American you're all from immigrants. #stfu
People in the Pacific Northwest talking southern foods are quaint.
I get up so early. Ugh.
Tastes better too. RT @UberFacts: Coffee is the second most traded commodity on Earth after oil.
Thomas Cromwell is such a skeptic. #wolfhall
You will pay for your Insolence. $12.98
Scales and arpeggios
PARENTS TAKE NOTE: the last time a doctor poked me in the butt with a needle I renounced God. PROOF that vaccines are linked to atheism
Retweeted by Rabidus Lacerta
My dogs are synchronizing their pooping.
I will implode.
a varmint is attacking this guy's leather hippy cowboy hat. #buslife
Oh no. Someone shat the bus.
Jesus, don't cry.
That's so raven.
My kleenex box is too aggressive.
Ok, let's just pushed those pack in... Ouch.
No kissing vampires today. #garlicbreath
I'm so relieved I didn't buy that bran muffin.
"Always find the loophole" - Toucan Sam
Oh shit, I almost followed Michelle Malkin. Close call. #phew
Viva lost haggis
Oh crap, it's bring your spawn to work day. Where's my purell?
Thursday schmursday
Screw this, I just need to find a chubby personal style.
I can't watch Kevin Spacey anymore because I killed him in Call of Duty #spoiler
Peanuts comics is just Charlie Brown's peyote trip.