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Mortuus Lacerta
House Hunters International, or as I call it, the ugly spoiled Americans get a lesson on how the rest of the world lives.
We're supposed to feel things? On the inside?
That bagel is looking fiiiiiine RT @UberFacts: Sitophilia is the sexual arousal from food.
Can I live in a hot shower forever please?
I could have been so good
Oregonians, let go of your attachments to the naturalistic fallacy. We get it, we're artisanal, green and hip.
Omg, GMO bullshit again?
waiting for a nurse to call
Dejected futureman is Dejected.
Hello Monday morning. Did I wake you?
The banana is more valuable if the monkey can't hear fireworks? "@Rachel_Wyss: 👉 👃 📈 🐲 �@JugboJugbo: I wish I was a better breather."
I wish I was a better breather.
Great Downton Abby season ending.
What? I'm allowed to pee in my own yard.
2 teaspoons of codeine cough syrup good. 3 teaspoons of codeine cough syrup betterrrrrr..... Rrrrrrrr....._$Zip. "hick" zzzzzzx
I'm getting a bit stir crazy
🎶Oh pop another antibiotic, chase it down with nutter butters and gatorade, Doo dah, Doo dah. 🎶
rx trip was annoying because ; A. Teenager, B. So much sunlight, C. Sneezing ( lot of random snot in the candy aisle at Rite Aid now) #fb
Time for a hot shower.
See you on the other side. Zzzzzz
I've lost the will to live. Enjoy the funeral. Being Irish whiskey. Pour one out for me. .... 11:11 Codeine good.
I can hear the blood pumping through my body. I thinks it's foamy. Probably not good.
Just coughing. All day long. That's all.
I would kill for a fillet o fish.
I do not like inhalers. Still.
Hanging out. #jugsofinstagram #jug #juglife
Codeine is kicking in.... La la la la
Shift change from dog nurse to cat nurse. #caturday
Ask me how I'm doing. NOT GOOD, NOT GOOD AT ALL.
You meet new people for a reason. They're going to be either a blessing or a lesson. -- anonymous
"Bartender, I'd like to buy that table of women debating their favorite season of The Bachelor a round of cats"
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My bedside table has become M. A. S. H. unit.
This codeine is nice. #fb
Doctor says a have a slight pneumonia. Yay.
I'm dying here. Where's that doctor?
Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. -- Abraham Lincoln
I'm not going to lie to you. I haven't been feeling well.
Basically medicinal zotz
I watch the travel channel so I don't have to go places.
I don't want to go to urgent care.
Other than this super painful cough that feels like a torch being shot from my sinuses to my lungs, I feel great. (sigh) #fb
Wisdom comes alone through suffering. -- Aeschylus