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Mitis Lacerta

Oh shit, where do I start? #HowIKnowImAwful
It's that a candycane in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? #HolidayPickUpLines
Panic attack tack tack!
Shame and cheese sandwich. #SexUpAMidnightSnack
Cheech and Chong's Smoke A Bowl Game. #CelebrityBowlGames
Again, Hamilton was NOT a president.
What's up you cool baby?
I need 7 naps
#PushTheLimitsBy waking up every morning
I have pocky heartburn.
Here's a podcast I Did on mental health whilst I was in LA twitter.com/mentalpod/stat…
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Bring the body!
I desire buggery
I don't need both eyebrows. Right?
"Air Force One" Trump has no issue with #taxpayers paying 1.5 billion so he can keep his wife & son in NY #ConMan #UsCompaniesUnderAttack
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I got a double drivel penalty.
What's the symptoms of an ennui stroke?
I couldn't go this year. My wings no longer fit. #VSFashionShow
the worst kind of sad is not being able to explain why.
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Wedgies, nerd get over here. #FreePresentsToGive
Tonight is a great night to make your Tips For Tots reservation, December 8-10. Call today. #BoldGlobalFlavorstwitter.com/i/web/status/8…
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Here are 5 debunked marijuana myths pot foes use to keep America in the Stone Age ow.ly/CC9j306RlQU
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I'm afraid the bus won't see me. Starting a fire in this trash can.
It's so dark.
Whenever I say "I've been feeling poorly", my family interprets it as me having some sort of temporary bug like a cold. Nope. #mentalhealth
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Light travels faster than sound--isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak? -- Steven Wright
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“May your GPA respect you. Don’t let your bank account neglect you. Angels protect you and FASFA accept you.” #DailyTweet
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Detail of the foot of #Hadrian from a colossal statue, #Sagalassos Ancient City - #Anatolia
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#ImQualified for a Trump cabinet position, I guess. Oh wait, I'm not a millionaire looking to be a billionaire.
Happy krampusnacht everyone!
Oh I still have spaghetti sauce in my Moustache. What a treat.
Oh this world can just go fuck itself.
 
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