update: probably one of the greatest endings in made-for-TV-cinematic history.
update: Ian Ziering just space jumped through a shark to save his pregnant wife. I dare you to find a better sentence than that.
the Hoff just used a space laser to kill Sharknado. Space sharks are threatening the mission.
update: a Sharknado-haboob has formed. It appears that the Hoff & Ian Ziering are boarding a space shuttle to fight it. Intense.
update: Hasselhoff just made an appearance as a shark-fighting astronaut. The casting for this thing is top notch.
update: SharkNascarnado is now a thing that is happening. #SharkNASCARnado
update: it's not looking good for that kid from Malcolm in the Middle. He's down 2 legs and an arm. Make that both arms.
update: Mark Cuban speared a shark with an American Flag. Tara Reid has a chainsaw for an arm. Al Roker's acting is on point.
Sugar Ray just surfed down shark-filled stairs on a portrait of Abe Lincoln. #Sharknado4
can't possibly top that. #Sharknado3
tip: On our 13th anniversary, my wife found my little black book: joshwoodtx.com/little-black-b…
On our 13th anniversary, my wife found my little black book. The link to the story is in my profile.
New post: On our 13th anniversary, my wife found my little black book. joshwoodtx.com/little-black-b… #marriage
I'm one of those nerds who usually loves politics, but I'm starting to wish I had a separate, non-political, non-mudslinging Twitter.
"I wonder what's taking the boys so long in there?"
"This restaurant must have one of those fast-blowing air dryers."
#Kenya #missions #gigem #Aggies #allthehashtags
More Wood family Kenya photos up on the ol' blog. Link in profile. #missions
Wood family in Kenya part 2: more stories, photos, and the answer to the question, "So, now what?": joshwoodtx.com/wood-family-go… #missions
. Great win! Also, many thanks for giving all of us fellow Americans something fun to unite and root for. #CHAMPS #USAUSAUSA
7 goals so far. I wish all soccer games had 7 goals. This game is fantastic. #USAvJPN
This is madness! Awesome madness! #USAvsJPN #USAUSAUSA
Happy #IndependenceDay, everyone! We celebrated with plenty of food that our founding fathers would've been proud of.
#patrioticpancakes made by our eldest.
Independence Day flag cake preparation.
I have a long history of taking woefully inadequate photos of awesome things that God creates in the sky. Keeping with that tradition, here's my #Venus and #Jupiter convergence photo. Go outside and look up. It's far cooler than I make it look on Instagram.
"Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrow. It empties today of its strength." -Corrie Ten Boom
Jupiter and Venus are close to convergence. And it's awesome. Step outside and look if you haven't yet.
A belated Gig 'em from Kenya. #AggiesEverywhere
So tomorrow its OKC to Amarillo, TX
Meet Captain Oven Mitts, ruler of the dinner table.
Some photos and videos from our Kenya trip are up on the blog. Link in profile.
A couple thoughts and some photos of the Wood family's whirlwind trip to Kenya: joshwoodtx.com/the-wood-famil…
Our friends in Kenya gave us gifts in the most awesome singing/dancing way possible: youtu.be/A_sFFylBj5M
The community we worked with in Kenya held a gift-giving ceremony for us before we left. Here's an excerpt. Many of them are in extreme poverty. They cheerfully gave us everything. These people are amazing.
After a couple short weeks in Kenya, the Wood family has safely returned to the good ol' USA. God is good. More photos to come.
Whoa. Crazy amounts of rain in #Texas
The Wood family is one load of laundry away from total household laundry completion. I bet this is how you marathoners feel during mile 25.
This is across from the Walmart on Coulter. It appears that the city brought in a truck to help drain the lake. I think they brought 9,999 too few trucks. #AmarilloTX
#throwbackthursday Back in 2002, a little old lady ran a stop sign. My dad and I walked away from the wreck with minor injuries. This was our truck. We believed in God then. We believe in God still.
Looked under my couch for a book. Found a hat with a partially eaten sandwich in it. Thanks, kids.
Thanks for being awesome, Ray. Great stuff. twitter.com/raywilson/stat…
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- @joshwoodtx @raywilson
#Sunday night at the Wood house.
To my marathoning friends out there: my hat's off to you. I don't know how you do it.