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Josh Wood
It's church league basketball night. I wish they had Nike ID when I was a kid. Nike ID is awesome.
Today was great sandbox weather.
#quote I ran across today: “Tradition is the living faith of the dead. Traditionalism is the dead faith of the living.” -Jaroslav Pelikan
I found this today. Apparently I was quite the model student in the late 80's. It's just 26 years and 10 months past the expiration date. I wonder if they'll still honor it...
Frosted lemonade. Delightful. What a fantastic thing you've done for humanity, @chickfila.
Also, running with scissors. RT @KAMRLOCAL4NEWS: Running Barefoot Increases Injury Risk In Athletes bit.ly/1BhPmVA
Guess who learned that goldfish crackers and Cheerios make crunchy sounds when you dump them on the floor and dance on them? This guy.
I hear there are only 4,655 perfect brackets left. I join the 99.96% of you other bracket fail-ers. Solidarity, brothers. #MarchMadness
#SpringBreak 15 years ago: "Let's go on a ROAD TRIP! WOO WOO!" #SpringBreak today: "The kids are in bed. Let's dig the ice cream out from its hiding spot in the freezer. WOO WOO!"
my 2 cents on borrowing/lending: 2 questions Christians should ask before borrowing or lending: thehighcalling.org/work/borrowing…
I decided to reenact that closing scene from Rocky III. Nailed it. #SpringBreak
|LIVE NOW| Testing out #meerkat. Welcome to my world. The kids are playing school. #meerkat mrk.tv/18kTcFn
I just poured myself a bowl of Cheerios and out of the box fell a spoon with yogurt on it. Thanks, kids. #dadlife
I wonder if Mozart's parents also yelled, "MOZART! HEY BABY MOZART! STOP CLIMBING ON THE PIANO!" Probably not.
Thanks, Candy! You're awesome. “@CandyGibbsBlogs: If you haven't read it, you should. Simple and profound! pic.twitter.com/C4N3miyvMS
"So, Josh, what's it like having 7 kids?" Well, for one thing, doing the dishes is often challenging.
Twas the day after Daylight Saving Time and all through the house, not a creature was stirring BECAUSE IT'S STILL DARK OUTSIDE THIS IS AWFUL
My disdain for "spring forward" grows every year. I want my hour back. #teamfallback
Congrats, @tommechler! I'm excited to watch you lead.
"LEMONADE, 25 CENTS!" -my son "Hey kid-NO ONE IS LISTENING. There are literally no potential customers walking or driving down our quiet street. STOP THE YELLING!" -our neighbors from inside their houses, probably.
Another long day of making giant messes has come to an end.
Alaskans. Bunch of sissies.
The flowing waves of frigidity are, yet again, upon us. #Amarillo #weather #brrrrr
I'm reposting our snowball fight picture from a couple years ago in honor of Texas Independence Day. Happy #Texas Independence Day, everyone!
"our flag still waves proudly from the walls I shall never surrender or retreat." William Travis from the Alamo-Happy Texas Independence Day
Movie night. Notice the row of dolls. It was very important to my daughters that their dolls get to enjoy the movie as well. #BigHero6
"I see the cookie cake, AND I MUST HAVE IT!"
Patience you must have my young padawan.
I've solved the mystery of the dress color. You're welcome. joshwoodtx.com/the-dress-colo……/ #TheDress
Just read Talk Like Ted by @carminegallo. It's a must-read for any speaker...particularly those who are fond of absurdly wordy ppt slides.
I just received a Sherwin Williams ad for 30% off "5 Shades of Grey". I guess sex sells....paint.
brushing sister's hair
Hey future #Oscars winners: take notes on the speech by that Graham Moore fellow. Bring hope. Be succinct. Be passionate. Thank Oprah.
I missed John Legend's performance because I was seeing what "Stonados" was. Maybe the greatest TV mistake of my life. #Oscars
2 quick endorsements for new parents (warning: they're both baby poop-related. Sorry.): joshwoodtx.com/2-tips-for-new… #parenting
Wood family light saber war. It's all fun and games until someone calls someone else a Sith.
Quote from the book "Little Bets": "Behind every great entrepreneur is a spouse rolling her eyes." -Richard Tate
Cleaning house and watching Tombstone. "Are you gonna do something? Or just stand there and bleed?" #classic
#throwbackthursday Gotta love the eighties.
I hate it when Netflix gets judgmental. Yes, Netflix, I am. Stop judging me.
I'd like to propose a new slogan for #Amarillo - "Amarillo: experience all four seasons in one day. Also, we have that 72oz steak."
"I'll be here all week."
Just watched a minute of #SNL40. I miss Chris Farley. That guy ruled.
#Valentines movie night. Life is good.
So, my aunt bought us this for #Valentines Day. It's awesome. Happy Valentines Day.
How not to eat pasta-a valuable lesson brought to you by our 1-year-old. #dinner
Snow-free roof leads to cannabis bust. I find this hilarious. telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews…