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Jordan Liam Quinn
Celebrities beware, The fappening is upon us.
There needs to be a new Jackass movie.
It's Saturday, lets get shit done.
Them people who have mammy and daddy pay everything are just the worst.
Task Force Black. ISIS are fucked.
Loved spending a lot of the weekend up Kilvey Hill, No money needed and seeing my city from all the way up there puts things in perspective
You know someone is a true friend when they defend you in your absence.
Seeing 50 cent take the piss out of Floyd Mayweather has made my morning.
Kettle water bucket challenge... now that I would watch.
Think I'll watch Soccer AM tomorrow because @TEMPA_T
Cash rules everything around me'
Determined to go to America next year'
Almost everything i've looked forward to this year has been fucked up either because of £££ or unreliable dickheads and letdowns.
"moms spaghetti" - eminem
Had a really good night last night, drinking from 12 onwards even though a few people need to up their drinking game cos they cant hang'
Two day deep underground and tech house adventure, here we come #rehabswansea
The early bird catches the worm and I'm ready to get a shitload of em'
Todays lunch consists of a Fruit Salad with Greek yoghurt and a @BSNSupplements cookies and cream protein shake. #HEALTH
Well I had an awesome fucking day yesterday, see if I can keep this positive attitude for a long while now
Touch it, bring it babe, watch it, Turn it, leave it, stop, format it.
Can't be fucked for work today rather some hard liquor and class a's the stinking mood I'm in.
What a shit fucking day
Will I fuck tuck my top in for work... the only people who tuck polo shirts into trousers are darts players and those with a midlife crisis
The rain and thunder is beautiful
It sounds so good to hear my Beamer engine roar again
Need to get out of this funk im in, can't stop stressing over anything and everything.
So me and connor passed the petrol station earlier after the gym and see two men with their shoes of praying on the grass. Terrorist attack?
I always wake up, go to the gym and im in an excellent positive mood. Then I get into work and boom, puts me in a right fucking downer.
My cutting shapes video on facebook got recognised and complimented by one of the pioneers in the whole scene. Today has got better.
I hope @HARRYSNAPS gets plenty of drugs on his birthday being a wizard and all
I would rather hang myself than be in work today
Smells like the only nirvana song you know.
This trying to do fuck all and spend no skrilla is hard but it should pay off eventually'
Tuned into Radio 1 in Ibiza so fucking jealous of everyone there right now.
I love how everyone runs to twitter to say that Facebook is down.
I need more reasons to wear a suit, seen some sick ones earlier.
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My piss smells of sugar puffs.
The person who invented autocorrect can go to ducking He'll.
The pain of waiting to return to Ibiza is real! Do I go in September?
When you realised you sniffed Ketamine not Cocaine.